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May I borrow your ninja?


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may you the succeed – i am little tiny bird – though am ugly i am gentle – may i use your ninja

Engrish photo by Jaraad S

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  1. The Goat says:

    That looks like minja to me.

  2. Kinoko says:

    Is that like Oprah’s minja?

  3. Leo says:

    little tiny birds that are ugly tough gentle, and minjas.

    that’s how life should be…

    …no, no… life should be like… no clue, let the minjas be.

  4. Matt says:

    its cursive, an m would be 3 curves. the n’s are 2.

    • Sesoron says:

      There’s a little tail on the back of the M that stands in for the first curve, because it’s the start of a word. That disqualifies it from being an N.

    • Poop says:

      So the word above it is “nay” then?

      • audball says:

        no, the M in “may” looks exactly the same as the supposed “N” in “ninja”. Therefore, they are both the same letter, and since they look like Ms, they must therefore be Ms. lol

        it’s weird, though, that the second N in “ninja” actually looks like an N…

  5. Gone_With_The_Wendell says:

    In communist China, minja uses you.

  6. Jebus says:

    Good thing you don’t read comments, because it acutally does say minja. Ironically, Poop make a valid argument.

  7. Argumated says:

    What?
    So you’re saying it says:
    “nay I use your ninja” ?

    Because if I’m hearing you correctly, then it must say “nay I use your ninja”

    ah thank you

  8. Petey Wheatsraw says:

    You are ALL wrong….it cleary says Way I Use Your Winja :/

  9. bil says:

    minja is a midget ninja google people

  10. shaungrl says:

    A much awesome answer to the “Live. Laugh. Love.” wall hangers.

  11. wozzle says:

    Actually, “May you the Succeed” is my favorite part, and it’s my New Year’s wish for everyone. (unless you’re trying to do something nasty!)

  12. BFWBC says:

    minja 56 up, 6 down
    A minja is a midget ninja (mini ninja). Minjas are extremely small, fast and very dangerous. Santa Claus is a ninja and so are his elfs. It has however been debated whether the elfs are defined as minjas or not. For more info: http://www.askaninja.com

    • Arancaytar says:

      I always thought of Santa as a pirate.

      You know: “Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! A Santa’s life for me!”

      He is clearly doing a lot to combat global warming, by using reindeers.

      • Ninjinister says:

        Nah, definitely a ninja. How else is a fat man wearing bright red going to traverse the world in a single night without being seen?

  13. Psychedelic says:

    A sweetie bird can borrow my ninja anytime!

  14. Psychedelic says:

    Don’t call people retarded until you become un-retarded enough to know how to spell the word retarded.

  15. audball says:

    and just how ugly is this bird, anyway?

  16. Natalie says:

    Remember, this is Engrish; it doesn’t follow rules of logic, so the same letter could very well be supposed to be an m in one instance and an n in the other. A new level of Engrish!

  17. The Tiki Dog says:

    Mini ninjas = mininjas. If you abridge mininjas, you get minjas. I mean, it’s pretty obvious here. But if that bird really is ugly, even if it’s gentle, it certainly cannot borrow my minja.

  18. k!k! says:

    what the hell is this supposed to be? a hanky?

  19. Thallia says:

    I would let this person use my minja, since they seem to have put some effort into hand-embroidering their request.

  20. GrapeJuiceErotica says:

    The last time an ugly bird used my minja, I got it back all wrinkled and wet. You can bet your bottom dollar it ain’t gonna happen again…

  21. Alucard says:

    Yes, a cursive “n” has two bumps (see below). In the above picture, however, there is a “tail” and then two bumps, meaning if there had been another letter in front of the one in question, there would be three bumps, making it, beyond question, an “m”.

    An “n” on the other hand, really only has one bump, preceded by a “tail” that connects it with the letter before it. An “n” at the beginning of a word starts with a little stub of a “tail” (like the “m” in minja) and is followed by a single bump.

    Basic cursive. Learn it.

  22. Alucard says:

    It makes me smile, that although this makes little to no sense, these people used the correct spelling of the word “your.”

    Most true English-speakers can’t do that…

  23. Beth says:

    No, you may not use my ninja… My ninja is used my me, and me only!

  24. sdsdsd1249 says:

    borow ninja of myne not you will


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