DDR Pad Engrish
ddr pad engrish – text to the extreme
Engrish photo by Nicole O
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AWESOME!
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Oh man! I actually got one of these with a DDR pad before this site was around.
I was cracking up for hours. Too bad I didn’t save it. I’m glad someone else put it up though.
Same here! Oh man.
I had mine on the bathroom wall for three years in our apartment… oh the memories.
THANK YOU FOR THIS! I had one of these back in the day, but lost it! I’ve been looking for it forever!!
I wanted to post that manual T_T
Seems like I was too late
Lol I bought that pad like 4 years ago and was laughing at the same instructions. So awesome to see it finally made it here XD
There’s another person?
They must be referring to “Don”
But hey, at least he didn’t put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
the first thing that came to mind was Don Knots
“Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person”
Priceless.
That’s kind of deeply philosophical, in a way.
If you don’t think about it…
Please try to think about the know think lol without thinking about it.
“If this product can’t work well, please connect with your supplier directly.”
Gosh, I hope the cord is long enough.
How smooth is too smooth?
creamy smooth^_^
tsurupettan
DDR means Dance Dance Revolution.
I just had to say that since I was totally confused by this at first. I had to guess what the product was by the instructions.
Wait! Wait! Can I taunt it? That’s what I really want to know!
Do not taunt Happy DDR Pad.
Well, it doesn’t say that you CAN’T taunt it. I say go for it!
Man, I’m really tumbled by this instructions. For, now I will keep far away from any fireplace. But I think I can guarantee the damage.
Who is this…OTHER PERSON?
Are they watching me? o _o
Wow, I really underestimated the ease of setup for these pads. I didn’t realize that I would have to pave the cushion just to use this. Just how exactly do I get the steamroller into my living room anyways?
So I can’t wear my stillettos? Damn!
And I guess those ice-skates are out, too…
awww but they’re so confortable
PAVE the cushion? man, that is going to really uncomfortable…
And getting the asphalt heater and roller in the house is a major pain, as well!
There may be some white powder on the surface………so that’s the reason they want us to keep it away from kids!
It’s cocaine.
Durr….
I got this same pad like 5 years ago, and always meant to post it online… I guess I don’t need to now!
“odds and ends”?
You know. Chachki.
I wish it would say, “prevent from near to tchotchkes”
Only Don Knots can put it near furniture and other odds and ends
I hate when I get tumbled by stuff.
DDR is too damn demanding.
I quit.
I got the same instuctions when I got my dance pad.
I paved the cushion and made sure it was near the fireplace
and now it won’t work. What do I do?
no no, you must to keep it far from fireplace. now the damage can’t be guaranteed.
Do Not Anger Super Happy FunBall!!!
am I showing my age?
LMAO…do you jump strongly on another person?
yes people… thats means you cannot wear your cleats when using this product