Comments on: I Love C*m

By: Valpal

Valpal — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 15:41:03 +0000

Mum’s tepid cum undies… Um.. no thanks!!

By: Outlaw Jessie

Outlaw Jessie — Thu, 20 May 2010 19:53:34 +0000

MUMS CUM underwear? I may have nightmares…

By: sex joke

sex joke — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:59:31 +0000

i cum blood

By: saffy

saffy — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:04:44 +0000

captain weiner and cummer hanging out together…
Ummh.. I think I once watched a film called like that

By: Nummerupplysaren

Nummerupplysaren — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:54:33 +0000

+____+
I’m ashamed of my country…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:48:54 +0000

Well, I know what to give the composer of the ad for Christmas!

By: Weasel

Weasel — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:09:15 +0000

The last part says “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year”…

By: funnehkat

funnehkat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:24:27 +0000

i really dont want to know what they ment

By: Gojasimma

Gojasimma — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:41:19 +0000

Best. Mistake. Ever. At first, I thought it was one of those tragic exercises in misunderstanding, but the fact that it was a logo gone horrifically wrong makes it ROTFLWTFBBQPWNED awesome.

By: Telesex

Telesex — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:32:43 +0000

funny ! i actually read your blog on a daily basis . always

By: Tima

Tima — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:24:33 +0000

Geez, u guys give up 2 easy. I dumped my bf last week and no one’s interested…

By: jan

jan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 19:13:54 +0000

yes please

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 03:37:51 +0000

Depends on who’s in the Santa suit, actually…

By: sidewinter

sidewinter — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:03:16 +0000

yea.. you’re right ;( phone sucks (lol)

By: Tima

Tima — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:51:01 +0000

I’m not really into phone sex. Kinda 80′s, doncha think? Plus in phone sex, u never get the real thing. Talking is great but there’s nothing like the real thing in my mouth.

By: sidewinter

sidewinter — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:30:57 +0000

phone number pls!

By: Ninjah!

Ninjah! — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:21:21 +0000

Attention whore WIN

By: Tima

Tima — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:34:50 +0000

Why is this a big deal? I love cum too, but I don’t broadcast it like the whole world needs to know. And it’s not that cum tastes great or anything, but I just love the feeling of a guy geting all excited & hard in my mouth, looking into his eyes and then taking him over the top! Keep stroking while he jets into your mouth, tehn look up a make a nice big swallow for him! Priceless!

By: Sweaty sack

Sweaty sack — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:48:57 +0000

Sorry… My fault.

By: Taubin

Taubin — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:08:20 +0000

Funny, my ex has a bumper sticker that looks just like that…

By: martin

martin — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:23:52 +0000

Mums mean yum(my). Which is pronounced exactly as the Swedish world “ljum”. Which means tepid.

By: kennedy121

kennedy121 — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:45:09 +0000

Lol, pretty bad typo there! I hope for these guys sake they’re not a company that trades globally!

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:05:07 +0000

we should totally hang out some time then…

By: Berg

Berg — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:43:54 +0000

Oooh, I’ve heard about this one but didn’t know if it really was true or just a joke. Thanks!

If you want to see what the locum logotype normally looks like: http://www.locum.se/img/logo_locum.gif

By: Pierre

Pierre — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:32:41 +0000

So easily avoided by using a capital “L”…

By: Ninjah!

Ninjah! — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:35:42 +0000

Heehee. Yes, this was a Swedish advertising campaign. Locum was the company. The last words are “Merry Christmas and a happy new year.”
Someone didn’t think things through before this went to print…

By: Salty Sack

Salty Sack — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:21:22 +0000

It smells in here

By: TheCake

TheCake — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:37:56 +0000

So close and yet so far.

Locum is a health care property management company. So they are real estate managers rather than dealers.

If you need more explanations: This is the company that owns and manages the actual hospital real eastate for most (if not all) publicly owned hospitals in Stockholm (and a couple of privat ones).

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Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:54:30 +0000

thanks
Bonus info:
In danish (nabouring country to sweden with a closely related language) the word “lokum” means bog or privy (you know, like an outside toilet with no plumbing).
Not only FAIL advertising, but FAIL company name.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:45:51 +0000

Heh, yes, that too does end up being odd in English. “Mums” in Swedish would be translated to something more like “Yummy”, though. )

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:58:33 +0000

…on your face?

By: Erik

Erik — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:13:55 +0000

It’s from the company Locum who designed this “christmas card” add. Anyhow they changed the o to a <3 and you get L <3 cum but in the logo they wrote their L in small type so it’s l <3 cum … which looks very much like I love cum.

Still not engrish or swenglish though (as it’s not a message in broken english. it’s just weird swedish.)

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:31:43 +0000

A lingerie store called MUMS? Very creepy to think there are men out there who want their girlfriends to wear lingerie like mum wears….

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:30:06 +0000

Afterwards, you’ll need a cum mint.

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:29:01 +0000

I think you’re right. And that makes this one world-class design fail!

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:30:31 +0000

Who doesn’t! *puke*

By: Incivist

Incivist — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:05:08 +0000

“We’d like to let as many trees as possible live – even after Christmas.
To decrease the amount of wasted paper, we have chosen not to send out any Christmas cards this year.
Instead we would with this message like to wish all our customers, suppliers and others concerned a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

By: zz

zz — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:48:44 +0000

Classic ‘guy who wants to outsmart the smart guy but is actually dumb’ error.
You can’t count, and apparently you assume that things you haven’t heard
of do not exist.

By: Signe

Signe — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:04:04 +0000

s’posed to be locum… but yeah, both CUM and their lingerie store MUMS are great stores

By: Signe

Signe — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:03:12 +0000

It’s supposed to say locum but yeah CUM Clubwear is a great store, I shop there! and their lingerie store MUMS (which means yum) Underwear is a nice one too!

By: Signe

Signe — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:01:25 +0000

He he in Sweden when someone mixes Swedish and English we call it Swenglish, but Swengrish is a good word too, more related to Engrish!

By: Signe

Signe — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:59:05 +0000

He he Swengrish… That’s a nice word… Usually in Sweden we say “Swenglish” when someone speaks mixing Swedish and English or when someone Swedish tries to speak English but fails… Swengrish kinda enhances it I guess, then it is more related to Engrish

By: eric

eric — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:50:16 +0000

Classic swedish

By: Cellie

Cellie — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:50:26 +0000

SWEDISH!!!

By: Yuki

Yuki — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:49:24 +0000

which in turn cost allot more money to do and still used allot of paper for the advertisements.

By: Parties

Parties — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:00:51 +0000

Classic guy who thinks he’s really smart error. He totally listed 5 professions that are entirely separate in an attempt to be smart.

By: Benny

Benny — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:56:55 +0000

Bad-designed logo from a company named Locum. Which SURPRISINGLY
doesn’t exists nowadays

By: JJ

JJ — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:44:36 +0000

Bonus info:
In danish (nabouring country to sweden with a closely related language) the word “lokum” means bog or privy (you know, like an outside toilet with no plumbing).
Not only FAIL advertising, but FAIL company name.

By: Swed-la

Swed-la — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:28:03 +0000

We need more swengrish, fun to see something from home for a change.

By: Un Onymous

Un Onymous — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:27:36 +0000

Absolutely hilarious! Says a Finn, close neighbour to the cum lovers xD