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Dumpling Stuffed With The Ovary


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pink and small basket from southing – Dumpling Stuffed With The Ovary

Engrish photo by Daniel B

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  1. Bleaky says:

    He wants it so badly

  2. jovishovis says:

    such a shame I hate dumplings.

  3. Lucas says:

    I mean, it might be crab ovaries. Those are pretty popular.

    • my lamb is peetah says:

      Yes, indeed it is crab ovaries.

      The more Engrish translation would be “crab yellow,” which will probably be more misleading.

      • SteelSkin says:

        And the more engrish translation would be of course, “Crap ovaries”.

        • Jm says:

          I’ve actually been to this exact place. It is in Shanghai .. The rest of the sign indicates that the dumplings are stuffed with “craD”

          He should have shown that!

  4. Leanan says:

    They’re also serving designated tourist, it seems.

  5. BAW says:

    Stuffed with caviar, perhaps?

  6. Charlie says:

    He is CUTE.

    Oh … wait … did I miss the point of this picture? Sorry.

  7. D.R. says:

    I’ll just have the mixed vegetables.

  8. XD says:

    Is he pedobear now?

  9. crazykitteh says:

    Look, we got a panda stand-in.

  10. kz says:

    Okay, I am now sitting with my legs securely crossed and my hands over my lower belly.

    Happy now?

    • Dean says:

      True story (one to make the boys cross and cover): A few years ago I’m in the butcher shop (a real one, not a grocery store dept.) and see these smooth, grayish, baseball-sized-except-oval things. Ask butcher what they are. Butcher: fries. Ask butcher what fries are. Butcher: testicles. Thank butcher, then buy something else. Later, tell my elderly mother this story. She turns pale. Mother: oh my god (this was in the days before OMG). My mum (it’s an English story) used to make us those. Sliced up, and fried. They were good.

  11. Richard Hill says:

    I hate Arsenal – and I hate gooner wankers who walk around wearing Arsenal shirts.

  12. Psychedelic says:

    OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH….

  13. shortee says:

    Eggs are ovaries.

  14. faunablues says:

    I don’t really think the “ovary” part is really Engrish, but I think “[something] pink and small basket from southing” is better

    • Dean says:

      Maybe the translator confused ova (eggs) and ovary (egg producer). Not the hen-type egg producer (duh). But then hens must have ovaries too, or else… Sorry. I be quiet now. Not as much with the hilarity as I’d hoped. Still, better a poor joke than no joke at all.

  15. myself says:

    I laugh harder at “Designated Tourist” cause it feels like the building is labeling him.

  16. T.R. says:

    I think I’ve seen this sign – it’s in Shanghai’s Yuyuan Garden area.

    The full second line is “Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and digestive glands of a crad”. Apparently crab uterus and gastrointestinal tract is a delicacy, because I saw similar signs all over Shanghai.

  17. ovaries??? says:

    he’s massive!

  18. ac says:

    Yummmm Ovaries.

  19. Nikkeh says:

    mmm…sounds tasty

  20. PoesRaven1984 says:

    Personally, I like the “Designated Tourist” so artfully placed beneath his elbow…XD


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