Comments on: MP3 Player Engrish

By: Nursery Decoration

Nursery Decoration — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:21:51 +0000

those generic mp3 players that are made in china are really cheap but i still prefer to use my ipod ,’~

By: Slobbo

Slobbo — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 10:10:50 +0000

I might give attention

By: Paws4thot

Paws4thot — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 15:57:19 +0000

“maybe cliped by the door” – I’ve got to ask what the MP3 player did wrong, and who the door told about it to get it into trouble?

By: Valpal

Valpal — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 15:36:29 +0000

Anyone who “gives the attention” anyway.

By: slobbo

slobbo — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:43:45 +0000

contuse means to continue use. it should be funipendulously obvious to anyone.

By: Caithleen

Caithleen — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:46:45 +0000

oh and never forget that when you put mp3 player in your pocket and fall down it is dangerous to contuse.
if i only knew what contuse means

By: the dark ferret

the dark ferret — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:02:10 +0000

You can lead an MP3 player to water, but you can’t make it drink…

By: the dark ferret

the dark ferret — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:56:08 +0000

Do not stare directly at Super Happy Fun Ball.

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:23:10 +0000

The way people walk around in a daze with their ear buds in and listening to their music at full blast, it’s no wonder they had to put the warning in about colliding with things.

Darn MP3 players, always trying to run off and get in trouble. You’ve got to train them to behave before you take them outside.

By: themasha

themasha — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:01:43 +0000

funipendolous?? greatest word ever

By: Passerby

Passerby — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:35:59 +0000

Sorry for double post. I was not to given attention.

By: Passerby

Passerby — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:34:24 +0000

Do not taunt Happy Funipendulous.

By: Passerby

Passerby — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:33:51 +0000

Do not Happy Funipendulous.

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:23:31 +0000

It’s got yellow eyes too. O_o

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:22:49 +0000

If you let it near sunlight, it sparkles and causes traffic accidents, so it must be funipedulous.

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:21:12 +0000

Is your refrigerator running?

Then you’d better go catch it! xD

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:19:52 +0000

Ever read the instructions on the chopsticks wrappers they give at Chinese restaurants? “Tuck f hirst chocostick under thurnb.”

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:16:52 +0000

Oh, it can go in sunlight, but not without causing traffic accidents, heh heh. I ♥ sparkly iPods

By: callitak

callitak — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:22:46 +0000

Sorry, I don’t have Wingdings installed on my computer…. pseudo language crap.

By: madhatt3r1

madhatt3r1 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:23:19 +0000

It looks like directions for the care of a mogwai.

By: joplin

joplin — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:47:58 +0000

don’t let it near water expose it to bright light or feed it after midnight…
if you feed it after midnight your MP3 will go into some cacoon and emerge 5 days later as a CD player…

By: фдуч_шяь

фдуч_шяь — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:17:41 +0000

I know what you mean. When I was taking my Ipod for a walk, it got off the leash and got clipped by the door. Never unfunipendul your MP3 player!:)

By: SeaBee

SeaBee — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:38:19 +0000

I like instruction 9.
If you have the machine in your pocket when you fall over or collide with something it could get damaged so you must pay attention.

Yah, don’t worry about possible injury to body parts when you are involved in an accident, protect your MP3 at all costs.

By: pilarius

pilarius — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:53:54 +0000

Nobody noticed? There is no 8. Just 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10.

By: MinisterofSilly

MinisterofSilly — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:49:46 +0000

Or Happy Fun mp3 player, as the case may be.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:22:15 +0000

Funipendulous is now an action-verb that relates to work? And here all this time I thought it was just an attitude problem…

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:20:40 +0000

Whenever any electronic appliance of mine is funipendulous, I make absolutely sure never, ever to let it go near water, no matter how much it nags that it’s got a new bathing suit it wants to show off. I realize it’s just confused and needs attention. This is also an important thing to remember as relates to basic electrical appliances, such as toasters or blow-driers. However, if your ‘fridge ever wants to go near water, damn, don’t stand in the way; the thing’ll flatten your a$$!

By: rob

rob — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:09:26 +0000

But we dont try to speak chinese…they try to speak english….

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:16:10 +0000

SotL ref FTW!

By: Leanan

Leanan — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:50:04 +0000

Say that in Chinese so we can admire your spelling.

By: megs

megs — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:04:52 +0000

Number 8 is “It puts the lotion in the basket, it does what it’s told”

By: callitak

callitak — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 12:57:58 +0000

You gotta love the foreigns, they can’t spell or count.

By: Ninjah!

Ninjah! — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 10:21:13 +0000

I have that mp3-player! Evenn did a video about the instructions on YT. It sucked though, had to buy an iPod instead like a year later.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 06:55:21 +0000

Good call!…

By: Cevian

Cevian — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 06:08:41 +0000

There is no number 8…

By: faisel

faisel — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:56:56 +0000

I’m contuse.. err.. confuse

By: Curtis

Curtis — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:26:36 +0000

Wow, Engrish has allowed me to learn a new work…funipendulous.

The best part is that all of the statements are horrrible english, so they are all funny to read.

By: Jingles

Jingles — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 03:54:24 +0000

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

By: MNM

MNM — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:49:38 +0000

Indirectly only

By: MinisterofSilly

MinisterofSilly — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:45:22 +0000

Can we taunt it? It doesn’t saying anything about not taunting it!

By: Fox

Fox — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:25:30 +0000

I have that player.. it’s actually called an MP4 player, really.. plays all sorts of stuff, but is only 1Gig big. And the entire handbook is written like that, sadly. I love that they put the page with “funipendulous” in it. My friends and I were laughing for days, and making many jokes about the “keep out of moist areas” Great machine, horrid hand book.

By: Micker

Micker — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:42:21 +0000

would this MP3 have pale skin? Do not let in sunlight…

By: B4

B4 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:51:38 +0000

Is it safe to point at the creature ?

By: Un Onymous

Un Onymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:33:21 +0000

I was hoping somebody would say that

By: DampLvr

DampLvr — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:17:06 +0000

Bend over, ill show u a damp place…heh..heh..heh…

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:09:31 +0000

I can’t find the “Funipendulous” directory on my iPod.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:07:37 +0000

Sounds like a greenhouse to me. Damn, there goes my plan to listen while gardening.

By: RevATC

RevATC — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:06:30 +0000

Sounds like the rules of owning a Gremlin.

By: brandon

brandon — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:52:08 +0000

Should you feed your mp3 player after midnight, it turns into a giant killer robot.

By: Un Onymous

Un Onymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:36:34 +0000

What is “the damp place”? And: “to keep shoot”? :O