please don’t put it in dust place, and don’t let the dust into it – please don’t let it near water – when let it funipendulous, maybe cliped by the door, it’s dangerous, please give the attention – if put it in the pocket, when you fall down or collide, it’s dangerous to contuse, please give the attention – please don’t put it in the damp place. please aver from the sunlight to keep shoot, warm air etc.
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So what language did we get funipendulous from?
<3 Google Translate
funipendulous – hanging by the rope
New word of the day
So when the MP3 player is left hanging by rope it may be cliped by my door. RIP OFF!
My MP3 Player’s name is Rover and I can’t let it near water.
I know what you mean. When I was taking my Ipod for a walk, it got off the leash and got clipped by the door. Never unfunipendul your MP3 player!:)
You can lead an MP3 player to water, but you can’t make it drink…
Are we sure it’s not directions for taking care of a Mogwai? Perhaps number 1 was don’t feed after midnight.
Should you feed your mp3 player after midnight, it turns into a giant killer robot.
mogwai 2.0 now with more rules!
What the hell does funipendulous mean?!
What is “the damp place”? And: “to keep shoot”? :O
Sounds like a greenhouse to me. Damn, there goes my plan to listen while gardening.
Bend over, ill show u a damp place…heh..heh..heh…
I was hoping somebody would say that
Sounds like the rules of owning a Gremlin.
I can’t find the “Funipendulous” directory on my iPod.
Is it safe to point at the creature ?
Indirectly only
Do not stare directly at Super Happy Fun Ball.
would this MP3 have pale skin? Do not let in sunlight…
Oh, it can go in sunlight, but not without causing traffic accidents, heh heh. I ♥ sparkly iPods
It’s got yellow eyes too. O_o
I have that player.. it’s actually called an MP4 player, really.. plays all sorts of stuff, but is only 1Gig big. And the entire handbook is written like that, sadly. I love that they put the page with “funipendulous” in it. My friends and I were laughing for days, and making many jokes about the “keep out of moist areas” Great machine, horrid hand book.
Can we taunt it? It doesn’t saying anything about not taunting it!
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Or Happy Fun mp3 player, as the case may be.
Do not Happy Funipendulous.
Do not taunt Happy Funipendulous.
Sorry for double post. I was not to given attention.
Wow, Engrish has allowed me to learn a new work…funipendulous.
The best part is that all of the statements are horrrible english, so they are all funny to read.
Funipendulous is now an action-verb that relates to work? And here all this time I thought it was just an attitude problem…
I’m contuse.. err.. confuse
There is no number 8…
Good call!…
Number 8 is “It puts the lotion in the basket, it does what it’s told”
SotL ref FTW!
I have that mp3-player! Evenn did a video about the instructions on YT.
It sucked though, had to buy an iPod instead like a year later.
You gotta love the foreigns, they can’t spell or count.
Say that in Chinese so we can admire your spelling.
But we dont try to speak chinese…they try to speak english….
Sorry, I don’t have Wingdings installed on my computer…. pseudo language crap.
Ever read the instructions on the chopsticks wrappers they give at Chinese restaurants? “Tuck f hirst chocostick under thurnb.”
Whenever any electronic appliance of mine is funipendulous, I make absolutely sure never, ever to let it go near water, no matter how much it nags that it’s got a new bathing suit it wants to show off. I realize it’s just confused and needs attention. This is also an important thing to remember as relates to basic electrical appliances, such as toasters or blow-driers. However, if your ‘fridge ever wants to go near water, damn, don’t stand in the way; the thing’ll flatten your a$$!
Is your refrigerator running?
Then you’d better go catch it! xD
Nobody noticed? There is no 8. Just 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10.
I like instruction 9.
If you have the machine in your pocket when you fall over or collide with something it could get damaged so you must pay attention.
Yah, don’t worry about possible injury to body parts when you are involved in an accident, protect your MP3 at all costs.
don’t let it near water expose it to bright light or feed it after midnight…
if you feed it after midnight your MP3 will go into some cacoon and emerge 5 days later as a CD player…
It looks like directions for the care of a mogwai.
If you let it near sunlight, it sparkles and causes traffic accidents, so it must be funipedulous.
funipendolous?? greatest word ever
The way people walk around in a daze with their ear buds in and listening to their music at full blast, it’s no wonder they had to put the warning in about colliding with things.
Darn MP3 players, always trying to run off and get in trouble. You’ve got to train them to behave before you take them outside.
oh and never forget that when you put mp3 player in your pocket and fall down it is dangerous to contuse.
if i only knew what contuse means
contuse means to continue use. it should be funipendulously obvious to anyone.
Anyone who “gives the attention” anyway.
“maybe cliped by the door” – I’ve got to ask what the MP3 player did wrong, and who the door told about it to get it into trouble?
I might give attention
those generic mp3 players that are made in china are really cheap but i still prefer to use my ipod ,’~