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love for women – who is mr. pizza – who could have made this fresh, chewy, and light tasting pizza – mr pizza knows how to please women because he understands them and knows what they want – because hey cares about women mr. pizza strives to make a more delicious pizza – now fall in love with the taste of mr. pizza – why…? Mr. pizza
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“mr pizza knows how to please women”
So the guy gives them pizza?
Strange fantasies..
Mr. Pizza knows what I want. Mmmmmmmm
He gives them chewy pizza.
All women love chewy pizza!
well maybe im not a woman. wait, bad comment sense tingling, i take that back, i LOVE chewy pizza! does this pizza man happen to be …. ….? if it is, then take me!
Well, maybe he’s the Red Baron’s japanese pizza sibling.
Please me; give me pizza!
“…now fall in love with the taste of mr. pizza…”!
How could I?!?
I think he’s giving a class.
That isn’t Engrish… that’s marketing genius!
I’m totally going to try this…
So, forget the flowers… it’s time to understand what they want. Pizza. Fresh, chewy, and light tasting pizza.
That’s why pizza delivery guys get all the chicks.
This is definitely not Engrish. I was over in Seoul last month and these advertisements are everywhere (billboards, TV, subway signs, etc). It seems their entire marketing strategy is to cater to women, although I’m not exactly sure why. Regardless, it’s not Engrish. This is 100% intentional.
Finally! A man has figured out what we women want. PIZZA!
I thought that’s what men wanted?
I thought that’s what men wanted? Beer, pizza, and sex?
Actually, these items can be the great unifier between the sexes…
My hubby has known that secret for years! Skip the diamonds… head to Pizza Hut!
pizza hut? that isn’t pizza that’s cardboard that funds oppression
Which Pizza Hut are you eating at?
The one in my town, apparently.
Well it’s possible she lives in a bad state. As in not NJ/NY, which has the greatest pizza on earth
Mmmmmm, oppression [drools]
I sprinkle parmesan and pepper flakes on mine. It really brings out the totalitarian undertones.
Mr Pizza has the gehy!
Mr. Pizza looks like a chick or al ittle boy.. either way it’s so wrong..
Well… if its GOOD pizza then its definitely how you please a woman!
So… are women supposed to fall in love with the taste of the pizza or the taste of Mr. Pizza himself?
‘He has the finest semen in the world! And you can have 500 kgs for free!’ (An ad from Mona Lisa)
Wow, Mr. Pizza is a transvestite!!!
in south korea. they have sweet potato mousse filling in the crust
So…. where can I find this Mr. Pizza guy?
The person on the box is female. She’s advocating the ‘Love for women’ sign up top, and saying that Mr. Pizza is awesome.
In other news, sex pizza? Wonder what kind of aphrodisiacs they put in the dough.
“Who is Mr. Pizza?”
…And does he have a brother???
So that’s what Bush meant when he talked about OB-GYNs “practicing their love for women”. He meant they should be able to give their patients pizza!
Wow, I get it now! I’ll be sure to ask my doc for pizza next time I go for an exam.
Oh, I dunno how wise that would be….one never knows where the melted cheese would end up…yyyEEEEOWCH!
free wax?
I think more women would get their yearly exams if Mr Pizza was there. I know I’d never miss a date!
… I’m not eating that.
The “Long live chairman Meow”looks funny!
I have a Chairman Meow poster.
I like.
Women love Chinese Boy Scouts dressed up as Italian Pizza Transvestites? No wonder MacArthur wanted to bomb this place…
winwinwinwinwin…
literally fell over laughing… which is not good to do with an upper respiratory infection, but totally worth it!
I remember when we took this photo…you weren’t preggo’s then hunny! But, one thing remains the same…OUR LOVE FOR PIZZA!
“I give you women extra topping now, for free!”
true story: I met a singer in 1990 who’s wife had left him for the guy who owned Mr Pizza. On his album, he paid tribute with the words “When in Tokyo, we eat at Mr Pizza”.
That’s a different Mr. Pizza, then, because this one was started by female college students.
Oh yeah. I love some hot and juicy pie! Put that hot stuff in my hole!
Pizza Pie!
There’s a Mr. Pizza shop in Koreatown, Los Angeles. Never been there, though.
To the point though, Engrish or not, this is still hilarious.
LOL! Outdated marketing scheme.
The companies in the US have been probably done it already waaaaaaaaay in the past.
I know many, many women who are looking for Mr. Pizza. A couple of decades ago, they were looking for Mr. Goodbar. In twenty years, they will almost certainly be looking for Mr. Ice Cream Sundae with Hot Fudge Sauce and Almonds. Unfortunately, by then, they will all weigh four hundred pounds from all the junk food they pursue so passionately.
Once, women were trying to marry Dr. Pepper.
This is a sad attempt at marketing toward women for their pizza. In Korea, women have the upper-hand in choosing where to go for their dates and such… So it makes sense to Koreans, but not to others. BUT I must say, their pizza is like GOURMET. It is so amazingly good. I visited Korea this past summer, and if it wasn’t for the cost (easily $25-40 bucks in USD) I would’ve eaten their pizza everyday I was there. And my Irish friends couldn’t stop their potato pizza. Oh, those Irish…
Is this a pizza delivery guy or a gigolo. lololololol
This should be on Failblog.
YES! YES! YES! MORE “PIZZA”!
Hugh Hefner, watch out, ‘cuz Mr.Pizza’s in town!
That restaurant is made of EPIC FAIL. Seriously. I was there about a month ago and their pizza and pasta was disgusting.
And the second part of that sounds like an advertisement for a gigolo or something. Gross.
*were disgusting. -_-;
Mr. Pizza.
I live next to this place. It’s in LA, and the pizza is very odd, but good. The place has that big heart ‘Love for Women’ logo on the front door.
LOL Mr pizza looks like a chick!
no wonder (she) knows how to please women!
lol, that’s what I was thinking!
I Wonder if “She’s” related to Mr. B Natural?
From the pic I’d guess she’s an “A,” but cup size is a little hard to judge in that outfit.
someone has an active imagination.
Im ascared of mr.pizzas breadstick
I will NEVER eat at Mr. Pizza. They apparently hate men and don’t value their business by singling out their love for women only. Not love for children or people – just adult females. I find their slogan very offensive.