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it is forbidden to slide keeping the risers or the handles at all slides – it is forbidden to slide on food at slides
it is forbidden to slide sitting down but in the reverse direction at slides
Engrish photo by Simone P
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But sliding on a greasy pizza will optimize speed.
しかし、脂のピザの滑り速度を最適化します。
However, to optimize the speed of sliding of fat pizza.
Sliding on a hamburger is a guilty pleasure…
I always liked to slide down on ice-cream because of the flow and the acceleration and on French Fries as they’re greasy and optimize one’s speed but also can tickle in certain places *blushes at the mere thought*
Why is my avatar icon always the same one? It looks so freakin’ constipated and I’m just eating a juicy apple.
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Damn, and here I was, all ready to slide down on a pile of apricots.
Not to slide on pile of apricots!
If I promise not to kill and eat it until after I leave, may I slide sitting down but in the reverse direction on this plump chicken?
They should have kept it simple and said, “It is forbidden to slide.”
OMG, the first Turkish Engrish I’ve seen here!
Because the Turks are so madly intelligent they never mess up their English.
Singned,
TBM, Turkophile (which is not a rude word)
Oh and they meant to say “It’s forbidden to remain standing on sleds” lol.
*wonders how translators linked food with standing up*
My guess would be “it is forbidden to slide on foot,” and they accidentally substituted “food” for “foot.” Perhaps?
God, they take all the fun out of everything.
Good thing I have my food, I don’t need that place, I can slide all I want.
I guess when you pay someone to come up with rules they need to find some way to justify their job… “It is forbidden to slide on slides while listening to motivational speeches; It is forbidden to ….” Besides the morning commute his day is pretty exciting.
“No sliding” would be enough
Wohoo first time seeing a Turkish picture, im happy to see that, most of our people suck in English, so you guys can find out some more pictures!!
There’s been two on here earlier, but they weren’t nearly this bad.
There once was the same mistake the other way around. There was a “Fast Foot” place…they corrected afterwards, but I think you can find them here and there in Turkey
ahh darn, they took away all the good positions!
Aw man, I wanted to get some greasy meat and use it as a toboggan :’(
did you hear about the restaurant in taiwan where they eat out of a toilet?