Comments on: Don’t point at the creature

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:24:28 +0000

I’d risk it once or twice, but not a long series.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:19:56 +0000

Well, since you need over 4,000 joules to make a single food calorie, that is definitely one slimming gun!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:11:50 +0000

All I can say is that better not be a creature you’re pointing at!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:10:47 +0000

Apostrophes are not just for gravy any more.

By: LOOCEEFUR

LOOCEEFUR — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:59:36 +0000

And your point is~~~~~> . Here????

By: LOOCEEFUR

LOOCEEFUR — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:58:29 +0000

in soviet russia creature points at YOU

By: protection asset

protection asset — Mon, 17 May 2010 17:20:34 +0000

don’t point it at anything!

By: punkledoodle

punkledoodle — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:05:36 +0000

the o is a zero

By: Fiddler1

Fiddler1 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:01:30 +0000

Creature not like it when you point creature say it make him angry…

By: t

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:24:43 +0000

don’t point at the creature, it makes him angry – but if you do wish to point, take this gun…

By: Some Guy on the Internet

Some Guy on the Internet — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:36:52 +0000

What if the creature attacks me? What will I point at it?

By: joe_kamikaze

joe_kamikaze — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:26:21 +0000

point at the creator!!!!!!!!!

By: Passerby

Passerby — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:53:14 +0000

10 points for the lol.
10 bonus points for being an abominable raccoon creature.

By: Sm0k3y

Sm0k3y — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:53:35 +0000

If only Plaxico’s guns had that warning on it… he would have never shot himself in the leg… haha

By: SaraK

SaraK — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:51:07 +0000

I think it was a reference to:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546

By: Markie

Markie — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:42:52 +0000

In Soviet Russia, creature doesn’t point at YOU!

(actually that’s not according to the format of the RR joke. search for russian reversal on wikipedia to check the rules

It’s supposed to be something like this: In Soviet Russia, creature points at YOU!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:02:15 +0000

This is the funniest thing i have ever seen! I want to marry the man who put this up here. (reid C… or whatever) He has won my heart. I bet he is so handsome too.

By: threelegs

threelegs — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:29:06 +0000

mine says this too

By: Hotjoe

Hotjoe — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:12:32 +0000

lol see this all the time on any air soft gun i see…always wondered if they knew how unclear it was..

By: The abominable raccoon

The abominable raccoon — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:55:18 +0000

That’s because you pointed it at the creature.

By: Fibonacci

Fibonacci — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:56:52 +0000

Assuming a 40gr (about 2.5 grammes) projectile, 0.4 joules of energy would mean a speed of about 17 m/s. Would you risk it?

By: ABBenzin

ABBenzin — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:35:23 +0000

I had a gun just rike this. Surprisingry enough, it broke after about two hundred shots…

By: Parties

Parties — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:21:31 +0000

Hush you might hurt its feelings! You’re no failure company!

By: Amethyst

Amethyst — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:25:57 +0000

Do not taunt happy fun creature.

By: dustbunni

dustbunni — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:04:19 +0000

From the company that brought you the emotionally sensitive gaming system…comes the emotionally sensitive gun! This is not only engrish, but it is a /fail as well.

By: satchfan15

satchfan15 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:25:10 +0000

Both barrels? I don’t see two barrels…

By: Scott Sturges

Scott Sturges — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:44:37 +0000

I have this gun and it has that sticker on it. I have considered sending it in but never got around to doing it.

By: DeathtoDuckHuntDog

DeathtoDuckHuntDog — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:09:42 +0000

You have to yell “AHHH, It’s coming right for us!!” first.

By: DeathtoDuckHuntDog

DeathtoDuckHuntDog — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:08:55 +0000

Happy Fun Creature?

By: fairypenguin22

fairypenguin22 — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:16:19 +0000

omg i have that on my airsoft gun too! lol

By: Tic-Tac

Tic-Tac — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:01:04 +0000

Oh, and stop seeing at the creature’s bobs!!!

By: Tic-Tac

Tic-Tac — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:59:49 +0000

You don’t point at the creature because it’s not polite, but strangely enough they don’t forbid shooting it. Besides, I’m surprised nobody posted a Soviet Russia joke yet like… no, I’m not gonna post one either.

By: WikiTaker

WikiTaker — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:08:57 +0000

One joule in everyday life is approximately:

* the energy required to lift a small apple one meter straight up.
* the energy released when that same apple falls one meter to the ground.
* the energy released as heat by a quiet person, every hundredth of a second.
* the energy required to heat one gram of dry, cool air by 1 degree Celsius.
* one hundredth of the energy a person can receive by drinking a drop of beer.
* the kinetic energy of an adult human moving a distance of about a handspan every second.

By: Skwerlly Bob Creature

Skwerlly Bob Creature — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:39:43 +0000

Don’t speak directly to the creature. Don’t touch the creature’s boobs. Don’t ask the creature out on a date. Don’t get eaten by the creature.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:43:55 +0000

The creature should be treated with respect.

By: Ryan Waxx

Ryan Waxx — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:40:26 +0000

and you’ll let him have both barrels of that 0.4 joules, won’t you?

WON’T YOU??

By: Juju

Juju — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:37:50 +0000

I’m with you… if the creature is coming towards me, I’m not only gonna point it at him… I will PULL THE TRIGGER, MAN! I’ll do it, too!!!

By: Taurin

Taurin — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:10:06 +0000

If youhave to ask, just accept that’s it’s better if you don’t know.

By: Hirayuki

Hirayuki — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:00:37 +0000

Extra points for using a zero instead of an O in “D0NT”. Not to mention the lack of an apostrophe, which at this point is just gravy.

By: Filthy

Filthy — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:57:52 +0000

Ya know what? If the creature is coming after me I AM going to point that at the creature. That’s just how it goes man…

By: Nuck Chorris

Nuck Chorris — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:48:45 +0000

ask the beast… not us.

By: Nuck Chorris

Nuck Chorris — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:48:03 +0000

0.4 Joule… Diet gun?

By: Liri

Liri — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:42:14 +0000

Do not point at the creature. Do not mock the creature. Do not say bad things about the creature. Do not look the creature in the eyes.

By: Nyar

Nyar — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:56:29 +0000

Don’t taze me bro!

By: faisel

faisel — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:26:53 +0000

this is shocking!

By: Private Parts

Private Parts — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:24:18 +0000

Energy: 0.4 Joules! Enough to destroy the Earth!

By: Leo

Leo — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:50:56 +0000

great, now… how in the hell i’m gonna play Resident Evil with these?…

hey! i actually CAN point to creatures, my aiming sucks anyway…

By: Leanderr

Leanderr — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:29:30 +0000

Why not point at the creature?

By: Ana

Ana — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:11:02 +0000

Yes, don’t point, it’s rude to point!

By: rogueofmv

rogueofmv — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:10:23 +0000

OK if I point at the beast?