Don’t point at the creature
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OK if I point at the beast?
ask the beast… not us.
Yes, don’t point, it’s rude to point!
Why not point at the creature?
If youhave to ask, just accept that’s it’s better if you don’t know.
The creature should be treated with respect.
great, now… how in the hell i’m gonna play Resident Evil with these?…
hey! i actually CAN point to creatures, my aiming sucks anyway…
Energy: 0.4 Joules! Enough to destroy the Earth!
this is shocking!
Don’t taze me bro!
Do not point at the creature. Do not mock the creature. Do not say bad things about the creature. Do not look the creature in the eyes.
Don’t speak directly to the creature. Don’t touch the creature’s boobs. Don’t ask the creature out on a date. Don’t get eaten by the creature.
Do not taunt happy fun creature.
Happy Fun Creature?
I think it was a reference to:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546
From the company that brought you the emotionally sensitive gaming system…comes the emotionally sensitive gun! This is not only engrish, but it is a /fail as well.
Hush you might hurt its feelings! You’re no failure company!
0.4 Joule… Diet gun?
Well, since you need over 4,000 joules to make a single food calorie, that is definitely one slimming gun!
Ya know what? If the creature is coming after me I AM going to point that at the creature. That’s just how it goes man…
I’m with you… if the creature is coming towards me, I’m not only gonna point it at him… I will PULL THE TRIGGER, MAN! I’ll do it, too!!!
and you’ll let him have both barrels of that 0.4 joules, won’t you?
WON’T YOU??
Both barrels? I don’t see two barrels…
You have to yell “AHHH, It’s coming right for us!!” first.
Extra points for using a zero instead of an O in “D0NT”. Not to mention the lack of an apostrophe, which at this point is just gravy.
Apostrophes are not just for gravy any more.
One joule in everyday life is approximately:
* the energy required to lift a small apple one meter straight up.
* the energy released when that same apple falls one meter to the ground.
* the energy released as heat by a quiet person, every hundredth of a second.
* the energy required to heat one gram of dry, cool air by 1 degree Celsius.
* one hundredth of the energy a person can receive by drinking a drop of beer.
* the kinetic energy of an adult human moving a distance of about a handspan every second.
And your point is~~~~~> . Here????
All I can say is that better not be a creature you’re pointing at!
You don’t point at the creature because it’s not polite, but strangely enough they don’t forbid shooting it. Besides, I’m surprised nobody posted a Soviet Russia joke yet like… no, I’m not gonna post one either.
In Soviet Russia, creature doesn’t point at YOU!
(actually that’s not according to the format of the RR joke. search for russian reversal on wikipedia to check the rules
It’s supposed to be something like this: In Soviet Russia, creature points at YOU!
Oh, and stop seeing at the creature’s bobs!!!
omg i have that on my airsoft gun too! lol
I have this gun and it has that sticker on it. I have considered sending it in but never got around to doing it.
I had a gun just rike this. Surprisingry enough, it broke after about two hundred shots…
That’s because you pointed it at the creature.
10 points for the lol.
10 bonus points for being an abominable raccoon creature.
Assuming a 40gr (about 2.5 grammes) projectile, 0.4 joules of energy would mean a speed of about 17 m/s. Would you risk it?
I’d risk it once or twice, but not a long series.
lol see this all the time on any air soft gun i see…always wondered if they knew how unclear it was..
mine says this too
This is the funniest thing i have ever seen! I want to marry the man who put this up here. (reid C… or whatever) He has won my heart. I bet he is so handsome too.
If only Plaxico’s guns had that warning on it… he would have never shot himself in the leg… haha
point at the creator!!!!!!!!!
What if the creature attacks me? What will I point at it?
don’t point at the creature, it makes him angry – but if you do wish to point, take this gun…
Creature not like it when you point creature say it make him angry…
the o is a zero
don’t point it at anything!
in soviet russia creature points at YOU