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no smoking – keep clear the emergency exit routes – the museum is subject to constraint
and preservation; inside are same paths and passages uncomfortable and tortoises. pay
attention during the visit.
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Being at this museum seems like a very, very uncomfortable situation.
One can only imagine the obscurity presented in the fire intructions below…
especially for tortoises
Stupid tortoises!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!11!!1!!!!!!!1!!
Wouldn’t it be odd if that WERE the perfect translation?
yes passages uncomfortable and tortoises.
Tortoises = tortuous (twisting and winding)
Isn’t “torturous” relating to or (metaphorically) as bad as torture? Confused here.
Oh, my bad. I see now.
Are you sure this isn’t a sign at the Mushroom Kingdom?
This castle is subject to constraint and preservation-
Maybe!
Pay attention to the tortoises during the visit! They can be uncomfortable! Oh, and remember to preserve the path.
Pay attention to what? what?
The twisty, winding paths.
oh that.
And watch out for the tortoises.
the uncomfortable, smoking turtles. ^_^
Passages uncomfortable AND tortoises?!! I’m there!!
Pay attention to the non-smoking emergency torturous!
Passages uncomfortable and tortoises. Please pay attention. lol!
There was this non-smoking tortoise preserving its constraints in a passage uncomfortable when it was mugged by a gang of snails.
When the police arrived and asked it what happened, it said, “I don’t know officer, it all happened so quickly”…
There are tortoises smoking in the depths.
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait…what? I wasn’t paying attention.
Pay attention during the visit, or you’ll miss the uncomfortable tortoise passages, and you wouldn’t wanna do that, now wouldya?
Did the tortoises go to the roughage party??
Keshet, I have you to thank for the Coke sprayed on my keyboard….
LOL!eleven!
some uncomfortable passage tortoises?
may i keep them?
This sounds like Super Mario Brother’s with passages and turtles and all.
Oh no, I was distracted by a Van Gogh and stepped on a tortoise.
Jimmy! Are you okay?
And YOU, *points at Matt*, better watch your step.
Tortoises are everywhere!!!
…As long as they’re not tarantulas, I guess it’s okay though.