Comments on: Free S*men

By: protection asset

protection asset — Sat, 15 May 2010 17:18:20 +0000

they can’t MEAN that!

By: Here4tehlulz

Here4tehlulz — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:50:31 +0000

Here, i’ll contribute too-
*censored*
Here’s a 1Kg for the lucky woman/deranged person who wants to make a swimming pool out of this stuff. Stored all of it for a good month now =d

By: Bandit Keith-- IN AMERICA!

Bandit Keith-- IN AMERICA! — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:48:21 +0000

When I was doing grade 6 testing, I was doingf a word search and one of the words I found was S3MEN!

By: tyler

tyler — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:36:26 +0000

he can, it just takes a lead pipe and a blow-torch.

By: thejokeriswild

thejokeriswild — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:58:27 +0000

spelling the same word incorrectly and then correctly FAIL

By: kolz

kolz — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:56:40 +0000

Its Indonesian. Monalisa Tile is a tile company. Semen in Indonesian is concrete. So, its talking about that lebaran (one muslim holiday) they offered a package: if you buy tiles, they will give you free concrete for the tiles

but 500kg is overkill though >.<

By: Primo

Primo — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:28:20 +0000

yeah, I’ll contribute to help some freak’s dream become true.

:faps:

Ugh, there we go. 499.8kg to go.

By: Squirt

Squirt — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:19:38 +0000

Well- of course there is going to be a handling charge when you’re trying to get 500kg semen! You should have seen that cuming.

By: smslucu2

smslucu2 — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:56:47 +0000

semen is ‘cement’ in bahasa indonesia.

By: tsfiles

tsfiles — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:39:14 +0000

Atleast it’s free.

By: Vuducow

Vuducow — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:36:05 +0000

I wish I got my hands on so much semen; I’d try to resell it.

By: Syberia

Syberia — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:30:39 +0000

500 kg of semen?! FREE?!

Where do I sign up?!

By: Beth Agustina

Beth Agustina — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:51:54 +0000

Err…the photo is too small, is it Monalisa TILE?
But for sure that ad mix with Indonesia language, and probably’semen’ supposed to be ‘cement’…

Free 500kg cement + free design + discount for installation

By: AwesomeWolverine

AwesomeWolverine — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 01:50:37 +0000

why is the mona lisa there?

By: PandaNoPanda

PandaNoPanda — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:35:33 +0000

The panda is cute, but I think it’s not necessary.

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:41:02 +0000

Thank you for explaining this; I was baffled beyond belief.

By: Miss Silver

Miss Silver — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:08:46 +0000

Why do people insist on pitting Malaysia against Indonesia?

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:49:42 +0000

did u try the tinted 1s?? they work pretty good…

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:47:47 +0000

O_o some how, i dont think i want that ‘job’… X_x

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:45:53 +0000

u just found out?! =o

By: tulalit

tulalit — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:13:47 +0000

It’s better than Malaysian-Engrish..

By: Miss Silver

Miss Silver — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:39:58 +0000

Indon-Engrish!

By: moronme

moronme — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:34:20 +0000

Hey that’s in Jakarta ! we used to mix english and our own language. Please pardon our misbehaves

By: TimberBunny

TimberBunny — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:59:41 +0000

Nothing that unlucky about it, you just have to be sure you wring the fursuits out well well enough.

By: miss.nessa

miss.nessa — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:42:39 +0000

i love the panda !

he adds that innocent little touch of funny to my engrish

By: Tic-Tac

Tic-Tac — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:31:12 +0000

I think all of that semen belongs to Chuck Norris. And he can get away with jerking off to Mona Lisa .

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:44:57 +0000

Who’s your naughty art model?!!? Who’s your naughty art model?!?!?
Say it b*tch!
*SMACK!*

By: Grrr Power

Grrr Power — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:48:36 +0000

Yaaaaay!
Not for the semen, of course, but the panda!

Long may that cheeky lovable scamp litter our screens with innocent joy!

By: gmaw

gmaw — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:07:36 +0000

its censored so this sight doesn’t get connected to p*rn sites and such… at least thats what i think

By: happy harry

happy harry — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:59:09 +0000

it’s going to take me a while to donate all that…

By: AidenApocalypse

AidenApocalypse — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:52:20 +0000

The last time I got 500kg of semen, the ebay user raped me with shipping and handling.

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:08:54 +0000

That goddam Panda. As if we can’t read SEMEN clearly in the middle of the damn sign. Really?

By: Insane

Insane — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:59:15 +0000

I think I just lost my respect for Mona Lisa…500kg is a lot of semen. A helluva party.

She’s such a norty girl.

By: Partys

Partys — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:46:38 +0000

If you’re unlucky it requires 20 furries to produce it. All together. At once.

By: Mario.

Mario. — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:19:00 +0000

suh-men-t?
ooh, that clarifies it.

By: William

William — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:48:40 +0000

It’s Indonesian for “Cement”…

By: Ole

Ole — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:00:08 +0000

Well, you might want to skip the soup before that…

By: Sterno

Sterno — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:45:17 +0000

500 kg of Elephant is quite a lot………
.
.
to eat in one sitting.

By: purpletabby

purpletabby — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:44:43 +0000

“Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.”

By: TheAmishElectrician

TheAmishElectrician — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:24:22 +0000

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

By: waaaaaaah

waaaaaaah — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:32:47 +0000

its at your mothers house.

By: Bellamy

Bellamy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:21:10 +0000

Yes, “semen” is “cement in Indonesian. But nevertheless, the grammar itself is WRONG! LOL

The text under that, “Free Desain” is also wrong.

My country, unfortunately, never realize that there is such thing as a dictionary.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:31:40 +0000

500 grams of the stuff? Which would be roughly half a LITER of the stuff? Um…I guess if you really wanted a kid and had a turkey-baster handy…but that’s okay, I’ll pass today, thanx!

By: Destin

Destin — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:20:26 +0000

Not sure why it’s censored… especially because it’s clearly visible in the picture right beneath it anyway!

By: obligated

obligated — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:19:29 +0000

one
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if you’re lucky ;P

By: Wolfram

Wolfram — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:45:44 +0000

*steals the comma*

By: Rachel

Rachel — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:49:18 +0000

Apparently this sign is in Indonesia, where semen means cement, not ghee. It’s also just about the only possible thing of which 500kg for free sounds reasonable.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:30:16 +0000

I think just considering it one ingredient is oversimplifying, as its properties can vary greatly by diet and other aspects of o–

I mean uh

gross

By: Jujube

Jujube — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:13:06 +0000

Semen also means ‘seed’ in Latin. The term is used with herbal seeds such as Semen allii tuberosi (Chinese chives seed). Where do you think the English term for semen came from? We all know what it means when someone was ‘sowing his seed around’.

By: genius

genius — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:03:23 +0000

now THATS a money shot