Free 500kg s*men
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..ehmm……that’s…..ehm……….
That’s quite a load of…oh dear…
Well, Mona Lisa’s a slut!
u just found out?! =o
Since when is semen a dirty word?
SEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMEN
See?
You took the words out of my mouth.
…and not only that :p
Not sure why it’s censored… especially because it’s clearly visible in the picture right beneath it anyway!
its censored so this sight doesn’t get connected to p*rn sites and such… at least thats what i think
spelling the same word incorrectly and then correctly FAIL
500kgs!?!? What they dont tell you is that its from a herd of waterbuffalo…& you have to..*ahem*…’collect’ it.
O_o some how, i dont think i want that ‘job’… X_x
Wonder how many guys they need to provide that much…
one
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if you’re lucky ;P
If you’re unlucky it requires 20 furries to produce it. All together. At once.
Nothing that unlucky about it, you just have to be sure you wring the fursuits out well well enough.
Well, I am told there are uses for the stuff.
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/11/21/I-Really-Hope-No-One-Makes-Recipes-From-This-Book.aspx
I think just considering it one ingredient is oversimplifying, as its properties can vary greatly by diet and other aspects of o–
I mean uh
gross
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
did u try the tinted 1s?? they work pretty good…
“Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.”
in the middle east “semen” is like ghee — clarified butter. It’s pronounced suh-MEN.
So … this is not English exactly — it’s more like … Arablish?
Still, even if that’s slightly less creepy… who wants half a tonne of clarified butter? Even for free?
Apparently this sign is in Indonesia, where semen means cement, not ghee. It’s also just about the only possible thing of which 500kg for free sounds reasonable.
its at your mothers house.
suh-men-t?
ooh, that clarifies it.
Thank you for explaining this; I was baffled beyond belief.
semen is ‘cement’ in bahasa indonesia.
free 500kg of anything is a lot anyways..
The last time I got 500kg of semen, the ebay user raped me with shipping and handling.
Well- of course there is going to be a handling charge when you’re trying to get 500kg semen! You should have seen that cuming.
i think 500 kg of an elephant wouldn’t be a lot.
500 kg of Elephant is quite a lot………
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to eat in one sitting.
Well, you might want to skip the soup before that…
It’s from cement. read it in English, and it sounds like se-men.
now THATS a money shot
Semen also means ‘seed’ in Latin. The term is used with herbal seeds such as Semen allii tuberosi (Chinese chives seed). Where do you think the English term for semen came from? We all know what it means when someone was ‘sowing his seed around’.
*steals the comma*
500 grams of the stuff? Which would be roughly half a LITER of the stuff? Um…I guess if you really wanted a kid and had a turkey-baster handy…but that’s okay, I’ll pass today, thanx!
Yes, “semen” is “cement in Indonesian. But nevertheless, the grammar itself is WRONG! LOL
The text under that, “Free Desain” is also wrong.
My country, unfortunately, never realize that there is such thing as a dictionary.
It’s Indonesian for “Cement”…
I think I just lost my respect for Mona Lisa…500kg is a lot of semen. A helluva party.
She’s such a norty girl.
That goddam Panda. As if we can’t read SEMEN clearly in the middle of the damn sign. Really?
Yaaaaay!
Not for the semen, of course, but the panda!
Long may that cheeky lovable scamp litter our screens with innocent joy!
it’s going to take me a while to donate all that…
Who’s your naughty art model?!!? Who’s your naughty art model?!?!?
Say it b*tch!
*SMACK!*
I think all of that semen belongs to Chuck Norris. And he can get away with jerking off to Mona Lisa .
he can, it just takes a lead pipe and a blow-torch.
i love the panda !
he adds that innocent little touch of funny to my engrish
Hey that’s in Jakarta ! we used to mix english and our own language. Please pardon our misbehaves
Indon-Engrish!
It’s better than Malaysian-Engrish..
Why do people insist on pitting Malaysia against Indonesia?
The panda is cute, but I think it’s not necessary.
why is the mona lisa there?
Err…the photo is too small, is it Monalisa TILE?
But for sure that ad mix with Indonesia language, and probably’semen’ supposed to be ‘cement’…
Free 500kg cement + free design + discount for installation
500 kg of semen?! FREE?!
Where do I sign up?!
I wish I got my hands on so much semen; I’d try to resell it.
Atleast it’s free.
yeah, I’ll contribute to help some freak’s dream become true.
:faps:
Ugh, there we go. 499.8kg to go.
Here, i’ll contribute too-
*censored*
Here’s a 1Kg for the lucky woman/deranged person who wants to make a swimming pool out of this stuff. Stored all of it for a good month now =d
Its Indonesian. Monalisa Tile is a tile company. Semen in Indonesian is concrete. So, its talking about that lebaran (one muslim holiday) they offered a package: if you buy tiles, they will give you free concrete for the tiles
but 500kg is overkill though >.<
When I was doing grade 6 testing, I was doingf a word search and one of the words I found was S3MEN!
they can’t MEAN that!