Comments on: Engrish Perfume http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Honzis http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-113116 Wed, 25 Aug 2010 23:54:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-113116 *steals perfume*

In A.D. 2010,
smell was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Smelly Fish.
Operator: We get a call.
Captain: What!
Operator: Telephone pick up.
Captain: It’s you!!
Honzis: How are you gentlemen!!
Honzis: All your perfume are belong to us.
Honzis: You are on the way to intoxication.
Captain: What you say!!
Honzis: You have no chance to survive the frickin’ smell make you time.
Honzis: Ha ha ha ha….

]]> By: protection asset http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-99122 Sat, 15 May 2010 17:17:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-99122 maybe they’re hard to come by?

]]> By: flyingpumpkin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-83674 Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:58:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-83674 I am so glad it is attached to that extra-filthy light switch

]]> By: anonymous http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-28098 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:10:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-28098 What you say?

]]> By: t http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-19768 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:35:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-19768 …and in case you WERE thinking of stealing the perfume, we have securely fastened it to the wall with this strip of tape.

]]> By: penny http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-19461 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:12:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-19461 Hey but at least they spelled restaurant correctly…you must give them some credit.

]]> By: i,kimba http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-16758 Sun, 11 Jan 2009 10:58:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-16758 No, it’s DUCT tape because it’s used in heating and can withstand the temperature of DUCT WORK.

Wikis can be written by anyone, especially those without brains.

They can also be used by anyone, especially those without brains.

]]> By: amgreen http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-14800 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:46:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-14800 I hereby officially connect my rebuttal. Jackass.

]]> By: Jainra http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-14739 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:57:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-14739 So is “teh”.

]]> By: Mick http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-14146 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:58:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-14146 …multiple times.

]]> By: Mick http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-14145 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:56:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-14145 meh

]]> By: Mick http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-14144 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:55:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-14144 your welcomes for the understand.

]]> By: Wiggy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13788 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:51:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13788 Yes, yes it should…

]]> By: kaldo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13778 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:29:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13778 wat

]]> By: IBKC http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13494 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:33:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13494 Release all your ‘zig’! For justice!

]]> By: IBKC http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13493 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:32:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13493 Someone set us up the bad date!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13481 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:53:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13481 i told u not to post it on myspace…

]]> By: Marlee http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13393 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:41:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13393 I don’t know, i think they need to add some chains.

]]> By: x-bert http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13388 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:36:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13388 Woopie doo.
Meh is in the dictionary now, too. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

]]> By: dishie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13374 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:53:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13374 Mine photo is full of winning. Being of excitement I that when photo did end up on Engrish Funny!

]]> By: whitneywc http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13329 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:49:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13329 GO DISHIE!!!!

]]> By: jack mehoff http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13321 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:06:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13321 I hear it’s also excellent for taping Larry Lester’s buns together.

]]> By: rob http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13320 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:43:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13320 be* my bad

]]> By: rob http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13319 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:42:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13319 shouldn’t this me on FAILBLOG aswell?

]]> By: satchfan15 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13282 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:49:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13282 Erm, I don’t want to sink your boat here, but that’s been said….

]]> By: MaddieMudPuddlez http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13270 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:11:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13270 Presidential quote reference WIN!!!!

Ronald Reagan (to wife Nancy after attempted assassination by John Hinckley, post-surgery): “Sorry, honey. I forgot to duck.”

Love him or hate him, the man had a sense of humor.

]]> By: herb http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13252 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:24:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13252 I’ll quietly assume sarcasm as to not have an embollism, as duct tape was designed for ducts, but it did a terrible job. Just as 3M cellophane tape was designed for detailed paint jobs for cars, but was cheap and worthless (or “Scotch”).

]]> By: Ana http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13239 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:17:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13239 Same here… Meh, it was too easy anyway…

]]> By: Ana http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13238 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:15:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13238 WIN!

]]> By: AJHunter http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13229 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:53:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13229 thats horrible!

]]> By: Ichibod http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13223 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:20:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13223 All your perfume are belong to us!

]]> By: Allehkinz http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13221 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:59:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13221 xD

]]> By: Psychedelic http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13214 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:27:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13214 I just have to say it, because nobody else has, and it’s the obvious response:
***YUCK!***

]]> By: Bailey http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13203 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:23:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13203 Oh, man! And here I’d been thinking it was MADE from ducks…

;D

]]> By: jules http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13197 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:02:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13197 Every time I read this comment I laugh.

]]> By: K http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13181 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:10:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13181 For the win.

]]> By: K http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13180 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:08:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13180 Earlier, a guy on the Metro bus smelled just like toilet “perfume.” Who needs a shower when you can use public restroom air freshener!

]]> By: satchfan15 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13179 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:08:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13179 OH! Well, then, what are we waiting for? Dang it, they said “please.” Now what?

]]> By: Captain Weiner http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13177 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:55:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13177 are those poop stains under the light switch ?

]]> By: Jebus http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13175 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:38:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13175 Wiki says that Duct tape can also be refered as duck tape. All hail wiki!

]]> By: Jebus http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13174 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:37:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13174 Wiki says that Duct tape can also be refered as Duck tape. All hail wiki!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#Etymology

]]> By: rosalind http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13173 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:18:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13173 I’m not sure if I should thank you for that mental image -.-’

]]> By: Kanchou http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13167 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:46:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13167 Wrong; “Duck”, or rather Duck-brand, is correct. “Duct tape” is a misnomer since it was never really designed for taping ducts and is very bad at it. But it’s very good for taping ducks.

]]> By: megs http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13158 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:40:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13158 You mean Glah-Dey??

]]> By: Erm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13157 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:37:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13157 I was going to make some All Your Base joke, but I see you’ve got those covered a few times and to spare. :P

]]> By: Zaxxon Q Blaque http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13149 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:37:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13149 Who WOULDN’T want to steal that?! Do you know how much those go for on the black market?! Hundreds and hundreds of cents!!!

]]> By: satchfan15 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13148 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:35:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13148 Who’d want to steal THAT?

]]> By: Zaxxon Q Blaque http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13147 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:27:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13147 No! Tape! My one true weakness!!! How did they know?!?!

]]> By: olelady http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13144 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:13:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13144 “Duct” Jebus. “Duck” is what Reagan forgot to do.

]]> By: nixonagnew http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/12/03/engrish-engrish-perfume/comment-page-1/#comment-13142 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:01:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=4154#comment-13142 I thought for a minute there that I would be the first to point that out… This submission is all sorts of win.

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