Hello this room perfume is belong to this restaurant. Please do not steal it.
Thanks for understand!
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But all ur perfume are belong to us …
Someone set us up the bad date!
your welcomes for the understand.
What you say?
But I stole it because I thought it was human perfume.
But I thought all your perfume is belong to us…
Release all your ‘zig’! For justice!
what do they need to worry about? they have clearly secured it now. only a master criminal could break their way through
Clearly.
There is a flaw in their security. They are missing the greatest tape of all: Duck.
“Duct” Jebus. “Duck” is what Reagan forgot to do.
Wrong; “Duck”, or rather Duck-brand, is correct. “Duct tape” is a misnomer since it was never really designed for taping ducts and is very bad at it. But it’s very good for taping ducks.
I’m not sure if I should thank you for that mental image -.-’
Oh, man! And here I’d been thinking it was MADE from ducks…
;D
thats horrible!
WIN!
I’ll quietly assume sarcasm as to not have an embollism, as duct tape was designed for ducts, but it did a terrible job. Just as 3M cellophane tape was designed for detailed paint jobs for cars, but was cheap and worthless (or “Scotch”).
I hear it’s also excellent for taping Larry Lester’s buns together.
meh
For the win.
Presidential quote reference WIN!!!!
Ronald Reagan (to wife Nancy after attempted assassination by John Hinckley, post-surgery): “Sorry, honey. I forgot to duck.”
Love him or hate him, the man had a sense of humor.
Wiki says that Duct tape can also be refered as Duck tape. All hail wiki!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#Etymology
Woopie doo.
Meh is in the dictionary now, too. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
So is “teh”.
Wiki says that Duct tape can also be refered as duck tape. All hail wiki!
No, it’s DUCT tape because it’s used in heating and can withstand the temperature of DUCT WORK.
Wikis can be written by anyone, especially those without brains.
They can also be used by anyone, especially those without brains.
If you notice, there is no “perfume” inside of it. So much for the note.
I thought for a minute there that I would be the first to point that out… This submission is all sorts of win.
No! Tape! My one true weakness!!! How did they know?!?!
Every time I read this comment I laugh.
i told u not to post it on myspace…
Who’d want to steal THAT?
Who WOULDN’T want to steal that?! Do you know how much those go for on the black market?! Hundreds and hundreds of cents!!!
OH! Well, then, what are we waiting for? Dang it, they said “please.” Now what?
Earlier, a guy on the Metro bus smelled just like toilet “perfume.” Who needs a shower when you can use public restroom air freshener!
I was going to make some All Your Base joke, but I see you’ve got those covered a few times and to spare.
Same here… Meh, it was too easy anyway…
You mean Glah-Dey??
are those poop stains under the light switch ?
I just have to say it, because nobody else has, and it’s the obvious response:
***YUCK!***
xD
All your perfume are belong to us!
Erm, I don’t want to sink your boat here, but that’s been said….
…multiple times.
shouldn’t this me on FAILBLOG aswell?
Yes, yes it should…
be* my bad
GO DISHIE!!!!
Mine photo is full of winning. Being of excitement I that when photo did end up on Engrish Funny!
I don’t know, i think they need to add some chains.
wat
I hereby officially connect my rebuttal. Jackass.
Hey but at least they spelled restaurant correctly…you must give them some credit.
…and in case you WERE thinking of stealing the perfume, we have securely fastened it to the wall with this strip of tape.
I am so glad it is attached to that extra-filthy light switch
maybe they’re hard to come by?
*steals perfume*
In A.D. 2010,
smell was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Smelly Fish.
Operator: We get a call.
Captain: What!
Operator: Telephone pick up.
Captain: It’s you!!
Honzis: How are you gentlemen!!
Honzis: All your perfume are belong to us.
Honzis: You are on the way to intoxication.
Captain: What you say!!
Honzis: You have no chance to survive the frickin’ smell make you time.
Honzis: Ha ha ha ha….