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Hallowmas would be cool!
Hallowmas is Nov 1st, day after Halloween.
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…this is sacrilege!
+ 4 for amusement
- 3 for ruining a piece of Nightmare merchandise, and disrespecting Nightmare in general. Feel ashamed, whoever did this terrible deed!
But they have +1, wouldn’t they feel good about themselves?
ok.. i agree that Nightmare before Christmas was a good movie.. but it wasnt THAT good.. just because every 13 year old goth girl wears jack all over their clothes doesnt make it the greatest movie in the world
and hot topic.. christ… someone needs to be slapped
urge….to slap….rising
My stepdaughter wears the stuff; I’ve had to restrain my urge to slap/laugh for the last four years. Do they get over it by the time they’re old enough to drink, does anybody know?
Slaplaughing may not be terribly dissimilar to Flashdancing, BTW…
LoL
typically, though occasionally not.
Darkity darkity dark.
My child is in college now & while she’s out of the “goth” thing, she still loves the Jack character… sorry, girls their age love Tim Burton’s stuff and I don’t think they’re going to grow out of it!
LOL I think so.
Nope. My friend drinks and wears nightmare stuff, sadly.
I’m sorry, but just because somebody is goth does not mean they wear Jack Skellington or Sally on their clothes. And I do like the movie, but seriously, it isn’t the best. Third, one better movie by Tim Burton: Corpse Bride. Not because it’s good, though it is, but because it was done entirely in stop motion.
Ummm…wasn’t the Nightmare Before Christmas also done all in stop motion, or am I completely wrong on that.
You are correct. And it was much better than Corpse Bride, IMO. Danny Elfman beats Johnny Depp any day of the week.
Listen closely.
Life. Get. A.
Soon. Please. Soon.
Amen.
Whoa there. Y’know, too many periods makes everyone uncomfortable.
That’s why Midol was invented, no?
Well… usually it’s the missing (or just late) period that weirds everyone out.
I really don’t know any “goths” besides the teenie-boppers who troll Hot Topic that wear Nightmare Before Christmas stuff. And whoever said it was all ‘Twilight’ stuff now is right. I want to see the movie, but jeeze.
Also I liked the movie before it was way ‘gothic’ to do so. Loved it since I was 4…kind of annoying for people to think I’m some kind of teenie bopper Hot Topicer for liking it.
I never saw Corpse bride (have wanted to, though) but I just don’t think it could be as good. Will refrain judgment, I suppose.
Corpse Bride is nowhere near as cool as Nightmare Before Christmas…and no I’m not some teenage latcher-on of Jack and Sally…I’ve loved that movie since I was a tiny kid too.
Just because you like something like Jack doesn’t make you , and just because you’re doesn’t mean you like Jack.
Either way, those of you who think labeling people is decent need to back the hell off.
I shop at Hot Topic because they have cool shirts. That doesn’t mean I’m emo/punk/scene/goth/whatever. It means I like cool shirts.
And if you don’t like Twilight/NMBC/wtfever then fine, but don’t rip on people because they do. That just makes you a douche.
I’m human, you’re human, that person over there is human too. That’s what is important, not what label you think should be placed on them.
Get over yourselves. Show a little consideration for people. It might work out better for you.
Hey now! Just because someone likes twilight doesn’t mean they’re a fakey-goth who pretends to be sensitive and cut themselves when they really have a fear of blood.
And btw, the twilight movie was awful. If you haven’t read the book, you should. The movie butchered the original story and Robert Pattinson sounded like forrest gump (American accent fail!) ^_^
Sacrilege?
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THIS IS ENGRISH!!!
*distorted power chords*
Sacrelingrish?
You mean sacrilengrish?
no, he’s right!
Oh, yes, my sacrilengrish mistake!! I did a transposition whatsis with the e and the i doohickeys.
“Nothing is more suspicious that frog’s breath!” ^_^
Harry Hallowmas erveyone
I’m pretty sure it says, “I am lovely”, not “I am lonely”.
FAIL!
but not Gio fail
Panda-captioning for the tiny-font-impaired FAIL
Was thinking the same thing..
It does say ‘lovely’ you are quite correct.
I am the one who witnessed [and photographed] this amusing hideousness in all its reality.
In fact the shop where I saw this was saturated with Engrish items but none quite topped this wallet….
That’s “lovely,” I think, not “lonely” …
Looks like it says “lovely”, not “lonely”
hivemind
*snicker*
well – hard to be first
Yes, yes….
You’re all lovely.
Now, can we get on?
if you really want to, i never turn down an offer to get it on
*takes off pants*
It very non englishey…
Such is the fail.
Heh. That one is pure gold!
Tell me I’m not the only Infernite on here that got a little excited when they saw this?
Strike it like a gong
Scream it like a choir
Setting everything on fire
This is strangely similar to the Lovely Satan post last week…
i think it says lovely on the book, but the caption says lonely
mmhm. They should be live their hero Jack and want to become cheery and socially accepted. Though that’s unlikely to happen.
Hehe..
Nightmare Befool Hallowmas.
When’s Chrisween?
So does this mean it’s not official merchanise?
That kind of sums me up completely.
Nobody noticed “qppearance”? What’s a qppearance?
And why don’t you want a quilt? I like quilts, quilts are warm…
Apparently, the Q in quilt was used for qppearance, which left the Hallowmas Fool with a uilt, and who wants a uilt? I suppose qppearance makes you uilt…
If we burned every HT to the ground, it would all revert back to normalcy, right? Maybe? Kinda hope so. They’d all go back to the gap and old navy if there wasn’t a source for their stupidity. Also has the benefit of those of us who legitimately like black clothes or crazy hair colors wouldn’t have to put up with dumbasses pretending to be vampires or fairies or whatever they think they are these days.
I like black clothes. They are slimming lol. I’m just glad some people understand that liking black clothes doesn’t mean you’re goth.
lolololol south park reference..
IM NOT A STUPID VAMPIRE KID! IM GOTH
Or…maybe it’s not a reference at all and is something I’ve believed for years now.
Suddenly a TV show takes a very common idea, broadcasts it, and it becomes a reference whenever it’s thought.
You might befool Hallowmas, but you’ll never befool me,
Nightmare!
“In fact I am lovely
And I am still an excellent magician”
It is saying all magicians are ugly?
Criss Angel is lovely ^_^
I was wondering, is this a real book or something that was put together for a laugh? If it is a real book, do you know where I can purchase a copy? Yes, I have a fanatical Nightmare fan in my household and this would make a great gift. Please let me know.
It wasn’t a book it was a wallet. Sorry!
Do you know if they still sell these wallet’s? I would love to know where to get one.
Well this was spotted in a shop called Oriental Pearl in Lanzarote [Canary Isles]
If you fancy a bit of a holiday you can go there and pick one up. They were about 7 euros each I think.
Sadly I didn’t actually buy this wallet, but spent a great deal of time laughing at it…
Apostrophe fail. Wallets, not wallet’s. Do not use apostrophes to show plurals! ^_^
And yes, I am enjoying myself right about now!
Wow…this is epically failage and total Engrish! I LOVE IT
Dude. I so want one of those!
Is there a reason Jack’s head is like that? Is it removable? xD
It is, in fact. Go watch the movie. He takes it off about 7 minutes in.
Heh heh. Tim Burton makes the best movies.
And btw, hust because someone likes Nightmare Before Christmas doesn’t mean they’re worshipping their own personal antichrist to act goth.
Happy Hallowmas everyone!
Merry Hallowmas!
masonically bad engrish?