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Keep out of fires

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keep out of fires to the forests.  No fires to the mountains!

Engrish Photo by Icg

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  1. x-bert says:

    Fire nazi says: NO FIRE FOR YOU!

  2. Zomgbratto says:

    So we set the lowlands forest on fire?

  3. Zedo Mann says:

    Fine, I’ll go stand in a fire in a desert.

  4. Megan says:

    In Soviet Russia, forests and mountains fire you.

  5. Mr. Deadhead says:

    Long distance runner, what you standin there for?
    Get up, get out, get out of the door
    Your playin cold music on the barroom floor
    Drowned in your laughter and dead to the core.
    Theres a dragon with matches thats loose on the town
    Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down.

    Fire! fire on the mountain!

    Almost ablaze still you dont feel the heat
    It takes all you got just to stay on the beat.
    You say its a livin, we all gotta eat
    But youre here alone, theres no one to compete.
    If mercys a busness, I wish it for you
    More than just ashes when your dreams come true.

    Fire! fire on the mountain!

    Long distance runner, what you holdin out for?
    Caught in slow motion in a dash for the door.
    The flame from your stage has now spread to the floor
    You gave all you had. why you wanna give more?
    The more that you give, the more it will take
    To the thin line beyond which you really cant fake.

    Fire! fire on the mountain!

  6. Redd says:

    Good advice.

  7. D.R. says:

    I try to keep out of fires wherever they are. Forest or no.

  8. well, i understand that kind of warning!


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