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	<title>Comments on: Drive instead after drunk</title>
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		<title>By: nathan</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-89111</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[have you noticed you are on a site completely devoted to bad grammar?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>have you noticed you are on a site completely devoted to bad grammar?</p>
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		<title>By: chis</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-42926</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[chis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if obama passes that law, there will be total chaos.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if obama passes that law, there will be total chaos.</p>
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		<title>By: BrainFreeze</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-26475</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BrainFreeze]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL yes they are.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL yes they are.</p>
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		<title>By: Fox</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11847</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This seems more like bad grammar than engrish.. like it should say &quot;Drive after drunk, instead!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This seems more like bad grammar than engrish.. like it should say &#8220;Drive after drunk, instead!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Fox</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11848</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This seems more like bad grammar than engrish.. like it should say &quot;Drive after drunk, instead!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This seems more like bad grammar than engrish.. like it should say &#8220;Drive after drunk, instead!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: rachel</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11491</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rachel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only part of Engrish that gets lame and old is the use of the f-word. Its like - yea, we&#039;ve seen that fail a million times now, give us something new. *rolls eyes*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only part of Engrish that gets lame and old is the use of the f-word. Its like &#8211; yea, we&#8217;ve seen that fail a million times now, give us something new. *rolls eyes*</p>
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		<title>By: Some1</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11478</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Indeed. This one&#039;s actually one of my favourites. Right next to failblog.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Indeed. This one&#8217;s actually one of my favourites. Right next to failblog.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Terrible</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11475</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Terrible]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[understanding engrish FAIL]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>understanding engrish FAIL</p>
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		<title>By: Nick</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11458</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone else notice that this website isn&#039;t anywhere near as funny as the others?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone else notice that this website isn&#8217;t anywhere near as funny as the others?</p>
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		<title>By: rachel</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11453</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rachel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No sign, officer told me to drunk after.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No sign, officer told me to drunk after.</p>
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		<title>By: Jesuit Darnier</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11416</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jesuit Darnier]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe it&#039;s intended for stupid English-speaking tourists, Darwin Awards-style. I&#039;m sure the Chinese one says &quot;wait until you&#039;re sober!&quot; The English version says &quot;Go for it!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe it&#8217;s intended for stupid English-speaking tourists, Darwin Awards-style. I&#8217;m sure the Chinese one says &#8220;wait until you&#8217;re sober!&#8221; The English version says &#8220;Go for it!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Kanchou</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11387</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kanchou]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Literally, &quot;After getting drunk, request a chauffeur&quot;, or more liberally, &quot;…ask someone else to drive&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Literally, &#8220;After getting drunk, request a chauffeur&#8221;, or more liberally, &#8220;…ask someone else to drive&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: lt. obvious</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11383</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lt. obvious]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the first part should say &quot;don&#039;t drink and drive&quot;, then &quot;drive instead after drunk&quot;.  that would make more sense to me.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the first part should say &#8220;don&#8217;t drink and drive&#8221;, then &#8220;drive instead after drunk&#8221;.  that would make more sense to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Hell Hath No Fury</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11381</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hell Hath No Fury]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*gives sign to Mother-In-Law*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*gives sign to Mother-In-Law*</p>
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		<title>By: Sprite101</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11342</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sprite101]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s now what they told me at the DARE program... they LIED.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s now what they told me at the DARE program&#8230; they LIED.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11340</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;No, ossifer, the Chinese at the restaurant told me it was sign&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;No, ossifer, the Chinese at the restaurant told me it was sign&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: jack mehoff</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11339</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jack mehoff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know people who DO drive better drunk...

Of course, their sober driving is total crap...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know people who DO drive better drunk&#8230;</p>
<p>Of course, their sober driving is total crap&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Liri</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11335</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liri]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If they mean &quot;sober up before you drive&quot; that&#039;s a poor way to put it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If they mean &#8220;sober up before you drive&#8221; that&#8217;s a poor way to put it.</p>
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		<title>By: Batgirl</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11333</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Batgirl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just seems like a bad idea... &quot;No, officer, the sign at the Chinese restaurant told me it was okay!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This just seems like a bad idea&#8230; &#8220;No, officer, the sign at the Chinese restaurant told me it was okay!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: OVERRANDOM</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11332</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[OVERRANDOM]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good advice. Can I have some more?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good advice. Can I have some more?</p>
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		<title>By: rawz</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11331</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rawz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m a little confused...are they encouraging drunk driving?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a little confused&#8230;are they encouraging drunk driving?</p>
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		<title>By: TheCannyScot</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11330</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TheCannyScot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe it means &quot;Wait until after you&#039;re through being drunk&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe it means &#8220;Wait until after you&#8217;re through being drunk&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: jill</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/11/18/engrish-drive-instead-after-drunk/comment-page-1/#comment-11326</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know people who think they drive better drunk.....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know people who think they drive better drunk&#8230;..</p>
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