Comments on: Vegetarian Swallow Balls

By: Penguin Baseball

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By: Me

Me — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 20:55:21 +0000

YOU SWALLOW BALLS!!

By: engrishist

engrishist — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 08:36:44 +0000

actually “will” is inflection, the verb is “to swallow”…

By: An elite

An elite — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:06:33 +0000

ROFL.

No joking, this actually made me fall out of my chair.

By: ritchie

ritchie — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:22:42 +0000

lol true

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:23:50 +0000

What the hell are you doing way back here?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:20:20 +0000

Reminds me of a song, “The Ball Bearing Bird”. Maybe it only got airplay here.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:05:42 +0000

Cannot drink cow’s milk (or animal products of any kind)?

I believe that’s called: “vegan”.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 11:41:08 +0000

Explains why they taste so offal. Sorry, couldn’t resist it.

By: sephi2483

sephi2483 — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:26:15 +0000

X3 is an emoticon

By: Maria

Maria — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:15:53 +0000

“Well… Basically, yeah. Including pig intestines and dried pig blood.”

Basically, we eat this allover the world (in the countries where its not a sin to eat the pig, since it is a dirty animal in some). They are main ingrediants in sasuge and also burgers.

Cheers.

By: ZOMGWTF

ZOMGWTF — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:16:35 +0000

I drink my milk, when you can eat it, its time to go to the grocery store again…

By: seymour nightweaver

seymour nightweaver — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:47:33 +0000

Well… Basically, yeah. Including pig intestines and dried pig blood. But referring to navg’s previous post regarding to this matter (16th November 8.43pm), I think I might need to correct my previous statement regarding to the swallow eating issue…

By: w. bagel

w. bagel — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:09:28 +0000

EPIC WIN!

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:15:06 +0000

They eat swallows in China? Wait, my bad; they eat EVERYTHING in China, so why am I surprised here?…

By: seymour nightweaver

seymour nightweaver — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:07:04 +0000

Haiz… This ‘thingy”s concept is just like the fishballs and meatballs we usually eat. In China, there’s also swallow balls, which looks like fishballs, but they’re made of swallow meat. This is the vegetarian version of swallow balls. No swallows involved, since there’s no meat. They only tasted like the originals.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:22:11 +0000

No, actually they don’t have balls, anyway not the same as mammals do. Birds’ reproductive organs are all internal; most birds don’t have penises, either, except for a few species of water birds.

By: estina

estina — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:03:30 +0000

sure they do… but sawllow balls are not that big. not in a million years

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:59:08 +0000

If vegetarians cannot eat cow’s milk, how is it they could eat swallow spit (’tis what the nests are largely composed of; look it up!)

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:57:44 +0000

Though they are delicious dipped in alcohol.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:55:14 +0000

Birds don’t have balls!

By: badcat

badcat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:08:44 +0000

There really are some things we don’ need substitutes for (also like packaged Vegetarian Intestines).

By: wouldbekiller

wouldbekiller — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:02:35 +0000

a swallow would have to fwap his balls forty-four times a second.. in the face of a vegetarian.

By: biscuit

biscuit — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:17:08 +0000

O_O;;;;;

*barfs*

By: Maria

Maria — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:21:54 +0000

No egg, no alcohol.
Important issues for vegetarians.

By: romanesco

romanesco — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:42:13 +0000

We are. We’ll swallow your balls every time. But we never never swallow swallow balls.

By: gem221

gem221 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:02:20 +0000

yeah well there is if its on engrish. this is the place EVERY thing is wrong

By: navg

navg — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:43:42 +0000

Swallow ball, is a type of small meat ball from Fujian, China; it got its name because it was original wrapped in the shape of a swallow (the bird); then if you replace the meat with some tofu-based vegetarian food you get this.
There is nothing wrong with it.

By: Amand

Amand — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:01:10 +0000

EEWWWWW!! Don’t wanna eat anyone’s balls!

By: Sunny

Sunny — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:19:16 +0000

0.o Noooo!!! I like them to stay attached to my man thank you very much.

By: disofj

disofj — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:11:05 +0000

those swallows must be hurtin

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:36:34 +0000

they really this up

By: Sterno

Sterno — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:08:59 +0000

9.8 m/s squared……….
.
straight down.

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:29:17 +0000

Ya know, a creep at the end of our street was handing that out as candy on Halloween….

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:26:33 +0000

A vegetarian times 3?
What the heck is that about?

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:24:29 +0000

“Will” is a proper name.

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:23:39 +0000

Okay…but I gotta ask — are they vegetarian balls?

By: karly_in_a_box

karly_in_a_box — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:47:25 +0000

Aren’t they balls made of swallows nest? Swallows nest is a delicacy.

By: karly_in_a_box

karly_in_a_box — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:44:01 +0000

Didn’t think he had any to begin with.

By: Jexxa

Jexxa — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:27:56 +0000

HAH. and ew.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:08:03 +0000

And on the way to the ER, I remind her that I actually asked her to “SUCK my balls, and SWALLOW my load”

Good thing I didn’t ask her to prick my boil.

By: green_beanie

green_beanie — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:35:13 +0000

Yes, that is very sad.

By: Kolera

Kolera — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:40:38 +0000

I had just woke up. My bad.

By: procrastinating student

procrastinating student — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:46:46 +0000

They could carry them on a line… a strand of creeper perhaps… held between the dorsal guiding feathers…

By: Yuri

Yuri — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:31:30 +0000

because balls rarely have eggs in them

By: Destin

Destin — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:30:56 +0000

“Will” isn’t a preposition… that’s called a verb.

By: rissa

rissa — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:11:16 +0000

maybe you’re not suposed to chew em?

By: jic

jic — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:36:42 +0000

But “no egg, no alcohol” is in a separate box. It’s not directly connected to the fact that the food is vegetarian, it’s additional information for people who are avoiding eggs and/or alcohol.

In other words, nobody commented on it because there was nothing funny or even unusual about it.

By: dissodatore

dissodatore — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:50:23 +0000

i like the fact that it says that it is “natural pure vegetarian food” with “no egg, no alcohol” i am surprised that wasn’t commented one. i know several vegetarians who imbibe alcohol!

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:27:42 +0000

Can I ask why?