fortune – cat brings you very best wishes may happity & happy hocks be with you forever
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First! Woe to he who is without Happity or Happy Hocks!
Hither, hither!
Hark, hark!
Happy Socks = Hocks
i have that same 1
You sure this isn’t a lolcat? ‘Fortune Cat brings you happity and happy hocks’
ha! Happity Hocks! Sounds like a new cereal!
the work “hocks” makes me think of the cat coughing up a hairball. i’ve no doubt my cat feels happity after a good hock
Makes me think of the midsection of a horse’s back leg..
Quite so.
Happity Ham Hocks. Makes your beans most smiley!
Fortune cat is gonna hafta do better than a can of Old Style to give me happity hocks.
Amen to that. I can’t be happy drinking piss from a can…
Yes. Please upgrade to Pabst, or possibly Miller High Life.
I am touched that Fortune Cat would wish me happity and happy hocks forever! Now i feel better.
Happy Hocks? Is that Holly’s sister? Or is it Happy Days’ maiden name?
Isn’t Happy Hocks something you can order at Denny’s?
Happy cat shoots himself
No no, he has happity and happy hocks, why would he want to die??
Those were tainted Happy hocks.
Why would he want to die? Because he’s a fuxxing CAT made of fuxxing GOLD.
That’s pretty depressing for everyone, especially if you were made in china.
product placement! I need a beer.
Lol, the Super Buffet near me has one of these guys.
O hai Mankei Neko!
Or Maneki Neko even XD
I think I have this very fortune cat. XD
I would love to have happy hocks. It’s been a long, long time since my hocks were even reasonably-contented. Perhaps I need a Hock Therapist?
Also, who is this purple being with sunglasses who continuously attempts to associate himself with my name? I am neither purple nor sunglass-wearing. How may I annihilate this presence?
Suicide’s your best best. Sorry
My best best? Damn damn. I’d been I’d been worried worried about that about that.
Randomly: The cat waves, too. x3. They have one at our local Sun Palace (<resturant). I saw it today.
Does your cat have happity and happy hocks too??
Happity happity hap!
I just have to say… my father has brought home 2 of these cats as a present from a coworker. One has been shipped off to an appreciate aunt, the other is still sitting on the counter… and yeah. true engrish. happity and happy hocks?
this cats are all over chinese/japanese places!
I’m always happity with enough Old Style
I have this thing!! Hahaha. I had been meaning for so long to take a picture of it but I never got around to it
Is Happity one of the Seven Dwarfs left out of the original production? And why would I want Happity and Happy, or Happy and Sneezy, or Bashful and Grumpy for that matter, to stay with me forever?
Happy hocks to you too, Meneki-neko!
‘Hock’ is a slang apparently used by less – educated people to replace the usage of the word ‘Hock’ in the Chinese Hokkien dialect, which simply means good fortune’. The origin of this Fortune Cat should originate from Japanese culture, but it is somehow adapted into Chinese culture lately…
My son gave my sister this item and I’m wondering what the Neko MEANT to say when it said “happity and happy hocks”……my sister liked the box better than the waving! I found this page while trying to discern this….
I have this cat! I kept him in my locker at school! He only cost $10 and he’s cute.