
Please don’t put the strange thing into the sink!
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Please don’t put the strange thing into the sink!
Engrish Photo by Nick C
wich strange thing would that be?
Something strange, duh.
No, it’s probably a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater.
made of rubber
Strange brew kind of strange?
Strange Brew is a freaking awesome movie.
Clearly the sign refers to gremlins. Best to keep them away from the sink entirely in order to avoid infestation.
That strange thing would be flying pork chops that make cool airplane noises!
Everyone knows that the strange thing just gets gently rinsed and placed upside down in the drying rack. Sheesh!
Well, I botched that up. I thought that the strange thing was dish washer safe.
No. That’s the odd thing…and the peculiar thing you can’t even get wet.
I sense a metaphor.
I sense a strange thing….
I sense danger!
I sense a disturbance in the force
I sense an impending “*masturbates*.”
An impending “*masturbates*”?
*masturbates*.
I deeply resent them calling my penis “the strange thing”
Besides, how am I supposed to wash it when I’m done?
Ummmm… PRESSURE WASHER?
Ow.
Brillo. Make sure you get all the red stuff out of it when you clean.
Oh so THAT’S the origin of the Swamp Thing!
This made me think of a Goosebumps story called “It Came From Beneath the Sink…”
With that information, I have just revealed my childhood to have occurred in the 1990s.
But the Strange Thing LIKES the sink!
When I presented my octopus, they TOLD me to put it in the sink.
this is made of so much WIN! XD
Fair enough… I don’t want strange things in my sink either.
That’s a good incentive to do your dishes frequently.
The strangest thing in my sink is generally my cat.
The strangest thing in my *house* is generally my cat, and that’s saying something.
Actually, that’s saying nothing.
Did someone say something?
I think the correct translation is:
“Please do not present your octopus to the sink.”
Is that like “Don’t throw pearls before swine”?
Oh, that’s funny!!! Yes, it would be wasteful, and even sacreligous to present your octopus to the sink. Keep your octopus pure!
Don’t get the strange this wet, don’t feed it after midnight, and don’t expose it to sunlight.
I did wonder which language that was; I kind of expected Vietnamese to use a logographic writing system. Although Wiki has educated me as to why they don’t use one
Sink: “Wait, what is that thing? Oh God, don’t put it in there! Please, no!!”
>:)
please throw objects on the carbon content sincerely thank you.
Don’t throw trash away in sink. put trash in can.