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When I Sh*t I feel better

Engrish Photo by Sami

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  1. jack mehoff says:

    FIRST!

    Actually, being #2 would be more fitting here.

  2. Joey says:

    Engrish or good taste fail?

    Hilarious anyway but still…

  3. Jebus says:

    There is no one in the world who doesn’t agree with this shirt. Engrish actually pulled off a shirt that anyone could wear.

  4. Piny says:

    wondering what this was supposed to mean in the first place…

    • Sesoron says:

      Engrish isn’t necessarily a failed translation. In this case, as in many others, it’s simply a hilariously unexpected and inappropriate application. The essence of Engrish isn’t so much what was done but the fact that the level of English competency where it’s found is so low that they can get away with it.

    • zombieluv says:

      I remember reading on another caption about weird things written on shirts that other countries just put random sayings in another language. Someone commented on that one saying she had a shirt with chinese or japanese lettering and an asian woman was laughing at her, when she asked why the lady told her that her shirt said “Property of Brothel House No. 5″ or something along those lines.
      So basically it was meant to mean just exactly what it says, lol.

      • Hilary says:

        But what if it (the shirt up there) actually means what it’s saying? Could it possibly be an English shirt that’s in an adult store? I want to know what country the shirt’s from before I laugh at it.

  5. Doombird says:

    From what I hear, heavily white-rice consuming cultures often have widespread problems with constipation… so this logo might be a way to express fellow-feeling with the masses. People read it and go “Yeah… yeah! I hear you!”

  6. Johannes Unosson says:

    Attacke malus zehn?

  7. Tehshay says:

    Oh man, I am so glad I am not the only one that feels this way.

    In fact, I need to poop right now…

  8. Gone_With_The_Wendell says:

    Shirt should be worn while poo chips consumed…

  9. Neofile says:

    Ideal for those who consume too many demon moustache squid roasts?

  10. Dude says:

    This is no engrish of course, it’s just a funshirt. Very LOL however. =P

  11. Mr. L says:

    I want that T-shirt

  12. Mandoo says:

    The bunny to the left seems to agree

  13. Mandoo says:

    The bunny to the left seems to agree with this shirt.

  14. Mandoo says:

    Double post WIN.

  15. Agnus says:

    Don’t you?

  16. crxmanpat says:

    Truth in advertising, they’re doin it right! ;-)

  17. prune says:

    I’d give that to a friend as a Christmas present.

  18. tha_booger says:

    this is so fake…

  19. Melissa says:

    Spittin my beer out on this one!!!

  20. KaBooM says:

    BEST. SHIRT. EVER!

  21. darkhunter says:

    OMG, finally something makes sense in life :D

  22. mamarosa says:

    Simple truths.

  23. SteelSkin says:

    Now, where can I buy one?

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  25. empirics says:

    If it’s a “truth,” then is it not also shirt-worthy? Mass-produce them things, my friends! And… as a thinly veiled front, Beethoven was not a god. He also had indigestion, numerous times.

  26. Remy says:

    Okay, so where do I buy this shirt? I would wear it.

  27. Guess Again says:

    relevance?

  28. green_beanie says:

    So true! As I’ve heard it said before, there’s nothing more overrated than bad sex, and more underrated than a good dump.

  29. Taurin says:

    This next shirt comes from the Spring line of the Obvious Collection. We expect it to be as popular as last Summer’s ‘IF I KEEP BREATHING, I DON’T PASS OUT!’

  30. BANANA says:

    Don’t we all?

  31. Ashley says:

    Thank you Captain Obvious’ shirt!

  32. K!K! says:

    I think this is ‘shopped.

  33. Taurin says:

    THAT! IS! AWESOME!!! I want one!

  34. surpriso says:

    What a coincidence! So do I!

  35. Airi says:

    It looks photoshopped.

  36. wavemeister says:

    Finally there’s an adidas (All Day I Dream About Sh..ing?) product I would buy again since I had thrown my Franz Beckenbauer training shoes into the waste 25 years ago.

  37. Anonymous says:

    OMG, Sherlock’s constipated? D:

  38. me? says:

    ….WTF…? wrd time fun ^_^

  39. Concetta says:

    Are you kidding?! I wonder if they know what that shirt says. . .

  40. Shalane says:

    Please let me know where i can buy this shirt! My boyfriend wants it for christmas.

    e-mail: externalink@hotmail.com
    aim: burningpuppet

    Thanks guys! Don’t be shy! Let me know!

  41. PoopChute says:

    It’s photoshopped.

  42. Kenny Kitsune says:

    Coffee + This Shirt = Ruined Keyboard!

  43. notfromearth7 says:

    I will take a human life if someone gets me that shirt!

  44. Bobo says:

    You know what’s weird? The profanity in the picture isn’t censored, yet the comment on the bottom showing what it says is. What’s up with that!

    • timy says:

      u idiot there all like that duh the comment don’t even haf to be censored moron

      i iz sorry dat was my inner basement cat speaking i am bipolar and he haz multiple personality

  45. ploxntye says:

    I think the people who make this stuff for non-engrish speakers make it say weird stuff on purpose, for their own entertainment.
    Because people will buy that shirt and not know what it means.

  46. timy says:

    hahahahahhahahahhahaahahha i tink that iz watt a little gurl sayz becuz ovv dee surroundingz iz funny! :D

  47. Marktavian says:

    This is known as being anal expressive.

  48. Blackflame says:

    … I’ll be right back.


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