Comments on: INFATUATION

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 00:16:41 +0000

It could grip it by the husk!

By: llc

llc — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:25:12 +0000

yeh, some folks just can’t quit!

By: Xelrath

Xelrath — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:02:27 +0000

perfect T-Shirt for a shizophrenic. really.

By: ivegotpants

ivegotpants — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:54:48 +0000

i want i want i want!!

By: TheRonandonly

TheRonandonly — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:06:34 +0000

You all may continue to speculate about what this says and why, but for a true explanation of what this represents you need to check out the original Engrish website at http://www.engrish.com/engrish-faq/#Q3
The creator of this website has spent many years in Japan and understands their language. His explanation is that
“Most of the Engrish found on Engrish.com is not an attempt to communicate – English is used as a design element in Japanese products and advertising to give them a modern look and feel (or just to “look cool”). There is often no attempt to try to get it right, nor do the vast majority of the Japanese population (= consumers) ever attempt to read the English design element in question (the girl wearing the “Spread Beaver” shirt for example, had no idea what it said until a foreigner pointed it out to her). There is therefore less emphasis on spell checking and grammatical accuracy (note: the same can be said for the addition of Japanese or Chinese characters to hats, shirts and tattoos found in the US or Europe).

Quite often it is easier to come up with English names than Japanese for a particular product. New products are brought to the marketplace in Japan more than anywhere else in the world and Japanese words and slogans quickly get used up. Japanese graphic designers will often tell you that English is widespread because the Japanese writing script (or scripts) limits their creativity – there are only so many ways to display their language, and only so many different types of fonts to use.”

By: evilhascoldhands

evilhascoldhands — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:59:33 +0000

If the swallow beats its wings 43 times every second the velocity would equal unladen happiness

By: K!K!

K!K! — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:18:19 +0000

Don’t think, just swallow XD

By: Maaark

Maaark — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:10:53 +0000

Pretty sure they mean “what is happiness? it’s thinking”

By: Shane

Shane — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:11:24 +0000

I don’t want to drink something that is thinking…

By: Charlie

Charlie — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:24:43 +0000

PLEASE LET ME OWN ONE!

By: ryan

ryan — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:23:59 +0000

i second that motion

By: something

something — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 13:18:09 +0000

But the real question is what is their air speed velocity (laden and unladen)?

By: tvj

tvj — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:18:49 +0000

// engrish hurt the head
// spinning head or world? not sure
// yoda talk like me

By: Missa

Missa — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:29:19 +0000

My thought exactly.

By: something

something — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:15:24 +0000

I find it scary that it’s thinking. :O

By: todayspopularmusicscene

todayspopularmusicscene — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:28:02 +0000

DRINK
since

By: BAW

BAW — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:16:30 +0000

There’s an old joke about a lady whose hobby was knitting. She noticed that at her favorite Chinese restaurant had a symbol next to some of the menu items. She thought it was a pretty symbol, so she worked it into one of her sweaters. She noticed that Chinese people on the street would smirk and giggle when they saw it. She finally showed it to the head waiter at the restaurant, and was told that it meant “cheap dish, but tasty.”

By: alftuba

alftuba — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:02:24 +0000

I totally want one!!! Men’s 2XL, pleeeeease!

By: wickedwitch

wickedwitch — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:04:25 +0000

V-neck, large, not pink. Something beside pink.

By: x-bert

x-bert — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:54:33 +0000

The African Swallow Juice is gamier.

By: scribtee

scribtee — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:03:17 +0000

Another evidence that you can try as hard as you want – the really great and completely random tees emerge from mistakes and incompetence.
I think we should print this… anyone want one?

By: Mao

Mao — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:30:07 +0000

I want that shirt.

So bad.

O _O It’s thinking.

By: ainoreiraku

ainoreiraku — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:56:28 +0000

My best friend has a shirt with seemingly random Chinese characters, strategically place on each breast. We finally found a classmate who could read Chinese…

… it turned out that the character on her left side was “left” and the character on her right side was “right”.

being able to identify each boobie in Asian countries… WIN?

By: BAW

BAW — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:27:26 +0000

Sometimes I see in this country garments with Chinese and Japanese characters on them. I wonder if any of them are as nonsensical to them as this is to us?

By: TheCannyScot

TheCannyScot — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:13:59 +0000

Engrish FAIL – the apostrophe’s in the right place.

By: Fritriac

Fritriac — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:04:43 +0000

It’s swallow juice. Squashed swallows. You will taste no difference.

By: Pesty

Pesty — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:04:31 +0000

It’s got to be a European Swallow; African swallows are non-migratory.

By: Remu

Remu — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:50:54 +0000

But is it an African swallow or an European swallow?

By: shamole

shamole — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:09:00 +0000

where can i get one of these t-shirts?

By: Jeremie the Hat Man

Jeremie the Hat Man — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:02:57 +0000

“Swallow you the in time” Oh! it means over time, we all will learn to ‘swallow’ our insecurities, leading us to HAPPINESS.

By: Gespacho

Gespacho — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:19:04 +0000

It’s better than Spit Soda.

By: Emoose

Emoose — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:12:57 +0000

I have no idea what that is supposed to be saying underneath the tin :\

By: Insane

Insane — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:11:23 +0000

You can swallow without drinking, but you can’t drink without swallowing.

Be the happiness!

This is deep.