Comments on: Oral-Me

By: بنت مصر

بنت مصر — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:02:55 +0000

goooooooooood

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 26 May 2010 18:55:28 +0000

And don’t forget to try our new line: Anal-Me

By: llc

llc — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 22:35:24 +0000

yup, this is fairly disgusting.

By: nathan

nathan — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:07:29 +0000

masturbate? *injects*

By: flamingflamr

flamingflamr — Fri, 01 May 2009 01:41:29 +0000

nah.

By: HappyGestapo

HappyGestapo — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:10:25 +0000

Oral-me, next, thank

By: emm

emm — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:39:53 +0000

you can’t speak it properly either.

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:10:28 +0000

That’s what she said.

By: Natasha

Natasha — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:29:08 +0000

Hey, chillax man. We’re just here to laugh at those pictures.

By: Natasha

Natasha — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:20:15 +0000

LMAO!!!

They have this in Malaysia. x)

Wait, or was it oral-b?

By: tomrollock

tomrollock — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:27:18 +0000

Ah, Calgate. Wisdom is revealed.

By: Ziqah RA

Ziqah RA — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:51:46 +0000

listertines – listerines
thigs – things

By: Ziqah RA

Ziqah RA — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:50:53 +0000

the real listertines are actually sold in brunei but the thing is brunei has these ‘copycats’ thigs. like the oral-me as an example.

By: Jebus

Jebus — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:48:44 +0000

http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/05/oral.php
Wow.. Just 18 months [old]..

By: Jmantheman

Jmantheman — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:44:45 +0000

hey dont talk about people in glass houses, they cant get insurance cuz people are always throwing stones…..

By: Darkcloud

Darkcloud — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:04:02 +0000

Greatest imitation of a product, ever.

By: arrowsfly

arrowsfly — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:44:37 +0000

マット物の言えなく物の言えないガイこのサイトおかしい- _ -

By: jen709

jen709 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:34:35 +0000

I said it was Brunei because I TOOK THE PICTURE MYSELF IN BRUNEI.
They sell American brands there- it was Brunei, not the Moon.
There was als Oral-B Mouthwash in that grocery store, I just didn’t take a picture of that, as it wasn’t very funny. I have a picture of an “Oral-Me” billboard, but it is kind of blurry.
And I really suck with PhotoShop, and would never have thought to put the Halal sticker on the bottom right. ;O)

By: Hexy

Hexy — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:42:53 +0000

For someone talking about how English is properly spoken, that comment should have been written a lot more coherently than it is. People in glass houses…

By: someone

someone — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:30:50 +0000

colgate is definitely sold in brunei. dunno about listerine, but i’d imagine if theres no official distributor it’d be imported at least. there’s no reason why this couldn’t be from brunei as far as i can tell.

By: Roy O'Madness

Roy O'Madness — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:24:48 +0000

All these people saying this is in Brunei, Africa, Asia, etc., obviously aren’t very observant. You can see Listerine bottles to the left and a Colgate sign to the right, and also note that the labels look a bit photoshopped. It’s not as easy to make a direct copy of a product. Even if the label is a ripoff, that does NOT count out that this can be an American store.

And neither Colgate nor Listerine sell in Brunei, as an above commenter stated it was.

By: Roy O'Madness

Roy O'Madness — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:21:13 +0000

And that’s why the logo looks exactly the same (not counting the -Me)? I have a bottle of that stuff, the label design, bottle design, logo design, even the goo itself is all the same. It’s photoshopped, not foreign mistranslation.

By: nightlyeclipse

nightlyeclipse — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:03:44 +0000

Oh, that’s even better! LOL

By: LOLler

LOLler — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:38:22 +0000

Heh, truth hurts, huh, guys?

I know none of you can speak any of the other languages you make fun of 24/7 or ask stupid questions like “so what does it says in that jewish or is it chinese letters? like ‘suck it’, that would be hilarious!” and at the same time the blog is full of “Engrish” where a letter or a word is spelled wrong (or, what makes you look even dumber, something that was written on purpose). Indeed, this blog IS funny, but because of the pictures – because of the comments!

Anyway, “here’s laughing at you, kid!” (and you, and you, heck, you know who you are!)

By: KatehThaKitteh

KatehThaKitteh — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:38:40 +0000

Can you find these at the KKK Supermart, next to the Ultra Flavor Douches???

By: tinascratch

tinascratch — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:52:36 +0000

Smart idiots are required to understand.
Also, oral-me after you’re done with headless.

By: C

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:27:02 +0000

That’s what he said…..

By: jen709

jen709 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:38:34 +0000

It was actually a regular grocery store, and we saw big billboards for this product elsewhere in town!

By: nightlyeclipse

nightlyeclipse — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:15:32 +0000

It looks like a dollar store anyway. You know most of those labels are copies of national brands.

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:07:43 +0000

So we will pity you that 5 minutes is such a “sizable chunk” of your life, but for no other reason.

By: yuri

yuri — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:56:50 +0000

wonder if there’s an oral room for this one…

By: jen709

jen709 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:54:43 +0000

This is my pic from Brunei- It was actually a ripoff brand made to look like “Oral-B” (thus the similar font), and sitting next to the real brand on the shelves.

By: Pesty

Pesty — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:38:01 +0000

Oral-B (proctor & gamble) makes toothbrushes, picks, floss, etc.

Oral-Me is an actual product line for a completely separate company (Fulijaya Group). They apparently make everything from disposable razors and toothbrushes to mouthwash and toothpaste under the Oral-Me name (an obvious rip-off of Oral-B) but also do injection molding and vacuum forming.

Now that I’ve actually spent 5 minutes to look up this wonderful information, I feel like a sizable chunk of my life has been wasted.

By: The L

The L — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:19:42 +0000

Is this from the “Oral-B” company? It looks like the same font.

By: Phizzle

Phizzle — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:29:33 +0000

Not Engrish.

By: nnx

nnx — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:17:32 +0000

The brands on this photo looks all like they were from Germany, and while they is a lot of engrish in Germany, I dont think that this is one of it.
Oral is a valid German word, and unless you add -sex to it, it is not meant as innuendo.

That -Me looks shopped, the brands name usually is Oral-B, no clue however what it is supposed to mean. Probably the Marketing departement was on coke while creating the brand name.

By: TheCannyScot

TheCannyScot — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:15:21 +0000

I would think the alcohol would stiiiiing! Owwwww!

By: Pesty

Pesty — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:01:46 +0000

Oral Me, now available in Original, Cool Mint, and New! Fresh Mint flavor for your pleasure.

I’ll take some fresh mint oral please!

By: K!K!

K!K! — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:30:50 +0000

You are an ass clown. Please to be dying now. kthxbaaaaii!

By: BANANA

BANANA — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:18:46 +0000

oral me. oral me now.

By: Prune

Prune — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:00:48 +0000

Inject? *Masturbates*

By: rewboss

rewboss — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:51:34 +0000

Um. That’s deliberate. It’s deliberate Engrish, in keeping with the whole theme of this site. It’s the same reason the box I am typing into now is labelled “Your Left Comment and Hilarity!”

::injects comment::

By: Matthew

Matthew — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:11:07 +0000

From the company that brought us “Finger Me” brand suppositories.

By: ewefqwe

ewefqwe — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:10:11 +0000

first, oral-me please.