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first, oral-me please.
Oral-me, next, thank
From the company that brought us “Finger Me” brand suppositories.
Um. That’s deliberate. It’s deliberate Engrish, in keeping with the whole theme of this site. It’s the same reason the box I am typing into now is labelled “Your Left Comment and Hilarity!”
::injects comment::
Inject? *Masturbates*
masturbate? *injects*
oral me. oral me now.
You are an ass clown. Please to be dying now. kthxbaaaaii!
Oral Me, now available in Original, Cool Mint, and New! Fresh Mint flavor for your pleasure.
I’ll take some fresh mint oral please!
I would think the alcohol would stiiiiing! Owwwww!
The brands on this photo looks all like they were from Germany, and while they is a lot of engrish in Germany, I dont think that this is one of it.
Oral is a valid German word, and unless you add -sex to it, it is not meant as innuendo.
That -Me looks shopped, the brands name usually is Oral-B, no clue however what it is supposed to mean. Probably the Marketing departement was on coke while creating the brand name.
Oral-B (proctor & gamble) makes toothbrushes, picks, floss, etc.
Oral-Me is an actual product line for a completely separate company (Fulijaya Group). They apparently make everything from disposable razors and toothbrushes to mouthwash and toothpaste under the Oral-Me name (an obvious rip-off of Oral-B) but also do injection molding and vacuum forming.
Now that I’ve actually spent 5 minutes to look up this wonderful information, I feel like a sizable chunk of my life has been wasted.
So we will pity you that 5 minutes is such a “sizable chunk” of your life, but for no other reason.
It looks like a dollar store anyway. You know most of those labels are copies of national brands.
It was actually a regular grocery store, and we saw big billboards for this product elsewhere in town!
Oh, that’s even better! LOL
And that’s why the logo looks exactly the same (not counting the -Me)? I have a bottle of that stuff, the label design, bottle design, logo design, even the goo itself is all the same. It’s photoshopped, not foreign mistranslation.
Ah, Calgate. Wisdom is revealed.
Not Engrish.
Is this from the “Oral-B” company? It looks like the same font.
This is my pic from Brunei- It was actually a ripoff brand made to look like “Oral-B” (thus the similar font), and sitting next to the real brand on the shelves.
wonder if there’s an oral room for this one…
That’s what he said…..
Smart idiots are required to understand.
Also, oral-me after you’re done with headless.
Can you find these at the KKK Supermart, next to the Ultra Flavor Douches???
Heh, truth hurts, huh, guys?
I know none of you can speak any of the other languages you make fun of 24/7 or ask stupid questions like “so what does it says in that jewish or is it chinese letters? like ‘suck it’, that would be hilarious!” and at the same time the blog is full of “Engrish” where a letter or a word is spelled wrong (or, what makes you look even dumber, something that was written on purpose). Indeed, this blog IS funny, but because of the pictures – because of the comments!
Anyway, “here’s laughing at you, kid!” (and you, and you, heck, you know who you are!)
Hey, chillax man. We’re just here to laugh at those pictures.
All these people saying this is in Brunei, Africa, Asia, etc., obviously aren’t very observant. You can see Listerine bottles to the left and a Colgate sign to the right, and also note that the labels look a bit photoshopped. It’s not as easy to make a direct copy of a product. Even if the label is a ripoff, that does NOT count out that this can be an American store.
And neither Colgate nor Listerine sell in Brunei, as an above commenter stated it was.
colgate is definitely sold in brunei. dunno about listerine, but i’d imagine if theres no official distributor it’d be imported at least. there’s no reason why this couldn’t be from brunei as far as i can tell.
I said it was Brunei because I TOOK THE PICTURE MYSELF IN BRUNEI.
They sell American brands there- it was Brunei, not the Moon.
There was als Oral-B Mouthwash in that grocery store, I just didn’t take a picture of that, as it wasn’t very funny. I have a picture of an “Oral-Me” billboard, but it is kind of blurry.
And I really suck with PhotoShop, and would never have thought to put the Halal sticker on the bottom right. ;O)
For someone talking about how English is properly spoken, that comment should have been written a lot more coherently than it is. People in glass houses…
hey dont talk about people in glass houses, they cant get insurance cuz people are always throwing stones…..
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Greatest imitation of a product, ever.
http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/05/oral.php
Wow.. Just 18 months [old]..
the real listertines are actually sold in brunei but the thing is brunei has these ‘copycats’ thigs. like the oral-me as an example.
listertines – listerines
thigs – things
LMAO!!!
They have this in Malaysia. x)
Wait, or was it oral-b?
That’s what she said.
you can’t speak it properly either.
nah.
yup, this is fairly disgusting.
And don’t forget to try our new line: Anal-Me
goooooooooood