Comments on: ARTFUL CLOSESTOOL http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: somonkojoro http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-139671 Sun, 08 May 2011 18:02:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-139671 Because it’s artful.

]]> By: pyro-steve http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-125360 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:57:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-125360 it shoots whatever you put in???

]]> By: Kerrydaktyl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-125353 Mon, 29 Nov 2010 23:50:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-125353 …my toddler has, in all seriousness, asked for a toilet for xmas, cant afford any of the models B&Q has to offer so this one would be perfect, also I need to improve the children fancy, and so far have not found another toilet that can shoot as far as 15 feet.

Many thanks.

]]> By: Kerrydaktyl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-125352 Mon, 29 Nov 2010 23:47:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-125352 Hi, yes where can I buy one of these?!

]]> By: panda http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-100973 Sat, 29 May 2010 18:43:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-100973 i love the random skull-on-a-spring. it’s like a jack in the box, but a skull in a toilet.

]]> By: cookie monster http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-70221 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:02:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-70221 WTF? why would some kid buy a plastic toilet as a toy?! that is freaken retarded

]]> By: no sh*t sherlock http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-70092 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-70092 i’m pretty damn certain that’s what “masturbating” means, unless everythin i kno is a lie.

]]> By: Fnork! http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-28688 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:06:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-28688 I lol’ed :P

]]> By: faravee http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-26930 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:50:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-26930 SeaBee, your comment brought tears into my eyes. Tears of laughter.
If not your very probable explanation, then maybe it was either the pink skullejecting watersquirting wisdomedifying micro-toilet OR the black paperclip shaped cake tin with a button to push so that one can hear the courting sound of oysters in stereo. The pink toilet seems the tad bit more realistic choice in that case. Tad.

]]> By: fake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-21285 Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:04:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-21285 Go f*** yourself, jack.

]]> By: fake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-21284 Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:04:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-21284 Yeah, that’s what I was just thinking.

]]> By: LOL http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-18433 Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:25:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-18433 can someone help me to get a good profile picture??????? how do i do that????

]]> By: LOL http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-18432 Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:24:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-18432 haha, good stuff!

]]> By: Operator http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-12236 Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:53:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-12236 I’ve seen those here in Japan, one office i went into, the guy had one on his desk, LOLz

]]> By: hinkle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-12063 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:04:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-12063 i think this was supposed to be one of those trick toys you give to your little sister or something… that poor little sister.

]]> By: morgan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-11253 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:14:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-11253 …

]]> By: morgan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-11252 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:13:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-11252 i want one 2!

]]> By: Ukkarab http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-9139 Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:07:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-9139 Close STOOL

but still….
i got nothing

]]> By: Tarantulady http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8963 Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:09:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8963 My toilet never shot that far :(

]]> By: JJ http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8885 Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:49:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8885 In Soviet Russia, Wisdom edifies YOU! … done and done :)

]]> By: Jingles http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8830 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:31:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8830 So when you go to someone’s house and say you need to use the facilities, and they hand you a tiny pink toilet, the same kind we all use every day, you will suspect nothing. But then when you try to use it and a skull pops out OMG HILARITY

]]> By: hennybee http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8809 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:04:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8809 oh and a closestool was the name for the cabinet that you’d put a chamberpot on.

]]> By: hennybee http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8805 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:11:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8805 I bought 6 of these in a dollar store in NJ a few years ago. I should have bought more!

]]> By: rawrbuckits http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8769 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:43:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8769 Soooo…. the toilet pees on you?

*waits patiently for soviet russia comment*

]]> By: bluebag http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8768 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:41:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8768 I was more concerned about why it’s shooting water 15 feet (god i hope it’s water anyways) than I was about the skull popping out… not that it isn’t scary as well though.

]]> By: dadadumb http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8707 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:05:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8707 …Nothing?

]]> By: Doomsday192 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8645 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:04:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8645 Only in Japan.

]]> By: NooNoo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8640 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:59:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8640 Ogod I want this

how can I get this???!!

]]> By: The Easter Bunny http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8609 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:18:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8609 Hey Jesus at least YOU don’t have milllions of children you sired wanting a frickin’ Wii, I mean, honestly.

]]> By: Karen http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8608 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:56:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8608 …to both child and parent!

]]> By: K!K! http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8598 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:02:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8598 Ok so it’s a tiny prank toilet.. but… why?

]]> By: Anonymous http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8596 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:09:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8596 Win fail!

]]> By: cakeislie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8581 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:44:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8581 This toy makes no sense! Why would a toilet lid launch a skull? Who comes up with this stuff? Why would a store stock up their inventory with this stuff (“Hey Brian, we need more to order more Closestools for next week”)? :rant:

]]> By: Milly http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8565 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:24:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8565 This will do for toilets what the movie JAWS did for people swimming in lakes.

]]> By: Uncle Fester http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8553 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:49:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8553 or speed balling…

]]> By: Uncle Fester http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8552 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:47:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8552 and one lower arm with muscles like Popeye

]]> By: Sissy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8544 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:55:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8544 … contents may vary from illustrations. ?????

]]> By: Yo Jo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8535 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:23:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8535 WIN!!

]]> By: Miss Antipodes http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8533 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:43:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8533 Keep in mind that this particular play toilet ALSO “shoots up to 15 feet”!

]]> By: tinascratch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8531 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:20:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8531 *more twitching*

]]> By: lulu http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8516 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:35:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8516 itz big enuf for me!!

]]> By: Wolfram http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8515 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:31:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8515 i’m ASSUMING “Water Closet” (Restroom) but honestly i don’t know wtf is going on.

]]> By: Barakku http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8513 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:16:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8513 I love chicks on the toilet.

]]> By: Matador http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8509 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:44:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8509 Old & really fast?

*masturbates*

]]> By: D.R. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8503 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:22:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8503 That toilet doesn’t look big enough for a parakeet.

]]> By: tinascratch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8497 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:51:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8497 So many things in that comment make me twitch.

]]> By: Doeyedimples http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8491 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:19:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8491 I wana know what the baby chick on the pacaging as to do with anything.

But then again, the fact that it is a scull being shot out of a pink toilet kind of precludes this item from making any scense pacage included.

]]> By: Urmom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8490 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:19:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8490 Nah, from the frequency these people do it they’d have them some ED by now.

]]> By: Barakku http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8489 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:09:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8489 WTF is a closetool?

]]> By: Tracy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/29/engrish-artful-closestool/comment-page-1/#comment-8485 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:55:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=3129#comment-8485 My 12 yo son would enjoy the hell out of this thing… specially with that bouncy skull

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