Artful Closestool
Edify your wisdom. Improve the children fancy.
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wtf?, why is there a skeleton on the label for a play toilet???, and who wants a play toilet???
See Illustration and Label #1: “Press here a skull would jump”
You want a play toilet because your dolls are tired of holding it in.
But a pink doll toilet that fires skulls out the top is just….wrong somehow.
Keep in mind that this particular play toilet ALSO “shoots up to 15 feet”!
it shoots whatever you put in???
i think this was supposed to be one of those trick toys you give to your little sister or something… that poor little sister.
Yeah, that’s what I was just thinking.
WTF? why would some kid buy a plastic toilet as a toy?! that is freaken retarded
Because it’s artful.
It’s merdelicious!
Shoots up to 15 feet!
So do I.
*masturbates*
Seriously. The masturbating thing is getting really old, really fast.
You say masturbating makes us age faster?
Nah, from the frequency these people do it they’d have them some ED by now.
and one lower arm with muscles like Popeye
I lol’ed
Old & really fast?
*masturbates*
Go f*** yourself, jack.
i’m pretty damn certain that’s what “masturbating” means, unless everythin i kno is a lie.
Veddie good – edify your wisdom wif great toilet skeleton.
No wonder we’re heading for a very, very wierd future…
OH MY GOD
Another object I will pine for and never own. Santa, please? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
My wisdom need edification so badly…
Dear Cherry,
I just got your Christmas Wish. I am quite disturbed with your desire for a “Artful CLOSESTOOL.” I was sure that you had you feces fetish under better control. But, since you also invoked God’s name, in your wish, I am bound to insure you receive one this year.
Please remember “Specifications Colours and Contents May Vary From Illustrations.” So, if you get something that resembles a Barbie Boombox instead, blame China I ordered the right thing!
Love, SANTA
Mythical holiday figure communication FTW!
Dear Santa,
Please refrain from encouraging people to take my name in vain,
Otherwise I will need to revoke your Mythical holiday figure license,
Let this be the first and only warning on this subject,
On another topic, I must say how impressed I am with your work ethic,
You get more doen in that one night than my lazy son does all year,
Perhaps we can arrange some sort of work experience program,
He needs to learn about hard graft and toil,
Yours Sincerely,
The Real God
PS
Love the Suit
Hey Jesus at least YOU don’t have milllions of children you sired wanting a frickin’ Wii, I mean, honestly.
i want one 2!
This is probably the most confusing, mindbogglingly impossible to understand thing that I have ever encountered. W.T.F!!!!???
You haven’t met my husband
Ha! lol
OMG, burn!
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Just don’t give that to a kid going through potty training. THAT would cause trauma for years to come!
…to both child and parent!
we want panda! we want panda!
*edifies wisdom*
My 12 yo son would enjoy the hell out of this thing… specially with that bouncy skull
WTF is a closetool?
i’m ASSUMING “Water Closet” (Restroom) but honestly i don’t know wtf is going on.
Close STOOL
but still….
i got nothing
I wana know what the baby chick on the pacaging as to do with anything.
But then again, the fact that it is a scull being shot out of a pink toilet kind of precludes this item from making any scense pacage included.
So many things in that comment make me twitch.
I love chicks on the toilet.
*more twitching*
WIN!!
Win fail!
That toilet doesn’t look big enough for a parakeet.
itz big enuf for me!!
… contents may vary from illustrations. ?????
or speed balling…
This will do for toilets what the movie JAWS did for people swimming in lakes.
This toy makes no sense! Why would a toilet lid launch a skull? Who comes up with this stuff? Why would a store stock up their inventory with this stuff (“Hey Brian, we need more to order more Closestools for next week”)? :rant:
I was more concerned about why it’s shooting water 15 feet (god i hope it’s water anyways) than I was about the skull popping out… not that it isn’t scary as well though.
Ok so it’s a tiny prank toilet.. but… why?
So when you go to someone’s house and say you need to use the facilities, and they hand you a tiny pink toilet, the same kind we all use every day, you will suspect nothing. But then when you try to use it and a skull pops out OMG HILARITY
Ogod I want this
how can I get this???!!
Only in Japan.
…Nothing?
Soooo…. the toilet pees on you?
*waits patiently for soviet russia comment*
I bought 6 of these in a dollar store in NJ a few years ago. I should have bought more!
oh and a closestool was the name for the cabinet that you’d put a chamberpot on.
In Soviet Russia, Wisdom edifies YOU! … done and done
My toilet never shot that far
I’ve seen those here in Japan, one office i went into, the guy had one on his desk, LOLz
haha, good stuff!
can someone help me to get a good profile picture??????? how do i do that????
SeaBee, your comment brought tears into my eyes. Tears of laughter.
If not your very probable explanation, then maybe it was either the pink skullejecting watersquirting wisdomedifying micro-toilet OR the black paperclip shaped cake tin with a button to push so that one can hear the courting sound of oysters in stereo. The pink toilet seems the tad bit more realistic choice in that case. Tad.
i love the random skull-on-a-spring. it’s like a jack in the box, but a skull in a toilet.
Hi, yes where can I buy one of these?!
…my toddler has, in all seriousness, asked for a toilet for xmas, cant afford any of the models B&Q has to offer so this one would be perfect, also I need to improve the children fancy, and so far have not found another toilet that can shoot as far as 15 feet.
Many thanks.