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Is that a good touch, or bad touch?

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Touch My Heart

Engrish Photo by Kristi G

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  1. Wolverine Girl says:

    So the way to a man’s heart is through his errrm…well…

  2. JOO says:

    LOL EPIC WIN!

  3. wearethestories says:

    This isn’t even a mistranslation. The entire point of the window cling is to make the point that “the way to a man’s heart is through his errrm… well…”. There isn’t anything remotely confusing or an English mistake.

    EPIC FAIL!

    (though for the picture itself, I agree with Joo: “EPIC WIN!”)

  4. Jonas says:

    Funny: yes.
    Engrish: NO.

  5. EK says:

    Maybe Engirsh is engrish:ing themselves?

  6. Craig says:

    What is it about you people that makes you afraid to type the word “PENIS?” lol

  7. Charro says:

    penis penis penis penis.

  8. Jeremie the Hat Man says:

    Hey, Buddy! It’s twenty bucks for a ‘Handy-Dandy Heart Touch.’

    p.s. P-E-N-I-S-!

  9. Jake Virus says:

    This is clearly just a novelty sticker on someone’s car.

  10. JOO says:

    theres no engrish involved in this

  11. dan says:

    This fail fails for pointing out what they wanted you to notice in the first place.

  12. LightDisciple says:

    I’m pretty sure that says exactly what it was meant to say.

  13. Finity says:

    *LISTENS*

    I don’t hear a damned thing!

  14. Captain Weiner says:

    hehehe… . he said “heart”

  15. Kioshi says:

    Engrish:No
    Funny:Kinda..

    It’s just a bumper sticker…This should have gone to failblog, more than anything….Of course, the first comment would just say, “FIRST!” and anger everyone. lol

  16. cakeislie says:

    This isn’t Engrish! I saw this in a t-shirt at some internet t-shirt site!!!

  17. Ju-Brazil says:

    that’s not Engrish, thats “the awful truth”

  18. o.o says:

    That one, was obviously intended. It’s not really Engrish, but it’s funny in a messed up way.

  19. Jim says:

    She says, “Touch my heart” and he says, “Touch my part”

  20. samaelcero says:

    touch my boobs… now move on, noobs.

  21. Kristi says:

    Another one of my pictures on here!! Yea! I know it’s not really Engrish but it is funny and only in Asia would you see this on a minivan with turbo!

  22. luctato says:

    I don’t mind my heart being touched by girls

  23. Nuck Chorris says:

    Anatomy Fail. This is the location of a man’s brain

  24. Gяэєй says:

    thats kinda truth XD

    but daaaah !
    WTH !! =|

  25. david says:

    It’s a joke. FAIL on you, guys.

  26. If this was intentional it’s pretty frigging clever!

  27. morgan says:

    i never want my heart sugecley removed

  28. samla says:

    thats a funny BUMMPER sticker?

  29. Booboo says:

    PINGAS!

  30. Kyon says:

    Ooo! My heart throbs on the sight of you, my fair maiden.

  31. Schneider says:

    I prefer that way, sincerely :)

  32. attorney says:

    disturbing, but generally true.


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