Do not taunt the controller
Do not insult or talk down to the controller
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I hate those emo-controllers… keeping you up all night playing emo-songs…
“IF you play another Linkin Park song, I’m going to get you wet, put you in a dusty location, AND stand on you! STFU controller!”
mine keeps cutting itself…….
dude linkin parks not emo Preps(CANNOT STAND EM)listen to it at work and theyre always going “Like totally OMG that blonde guy is so HAWT” while i go to my Zune and turn the volume ALL THE WAY up yes i dont like the whole Linkin park is emo stereotype jesus read a book use your brain for other things besides bashing the so called “Emo” group you dont know what theyve been through so dont judge them
I’m sorry, did someone ask you for your anti-mainstream band rant? No, didn’t think so. Shush, nobody really gives a damn about your zune, your music taste, or your inability to socialize. /shoo
Dude, dont crap yourself.
Panda’s back!
I can see the funny again!
*hugs Panda*
I love you pedopandabear!
*masturbates*
Pedopandabear ??!? Isn’t that the bastard love-child of Pedobear and Sexual Harassment Panda?
yeh probly
You can see panda too?
I thought I was the only one.
He talks to you and tells you to do things, right?
Panda-san is back!
Do not taunt Happy Fun Controller
Classic SNL ref FTW.
This is where we separate the young’uns from the 35+ crowd.
Get off my lawn!
Hey, I’m 19 and I got the reference! Do I get maturity points?
On second thought, that probably only gets me nerd points. Damn.
SNL?
I thought Happy Fun Ball was from Almost Live.
There are so many things from SNL that I always thought were from Almost Live too, like Toontses the Driving Cat. But yes, Happy Fun Ball is also SNL.
See, exactly what I thought. I think they were cracking a joke
And a damn good reference at that.
Blah, you beat me to it. I was SURE it was an ironic joke, not just a bad translation.
Damn, beat me to it.
Damnit I’m too late! Curse you intarwebs! ><
HAHAHAHAHHA! Awesome.
Is this really engrish? The grammar is correct for most of the parts
Looks deliberate. Judging by the name of the company, I’ll say this is a joke.
It’s not very funny then
You have no taste in comedy.
It’s an homage to the old snl parody ad.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546
Nice.
I was bored and procrastinating doing real work so I went to the company’s website. They only have like five products, and only the two guitars have the highlighted (panda-lighted?) warnings. I couldn’t find any other examples of engrish either
I think I’m going to e-mail them to ask what they mean, I’ll let you know if I get a response.
Failed to get the joke FTW.
Oh I got it, I just think that the company response may add even more humor to the situation.
Alas Blockhead response isn’t amusing at all
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“Those were two attempts at humor by the product engineers. They can be disregarded in terms of using the product.”
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You would think that if they were “attempts” at humor they would have a humorous response prepared.
That’s not “attempts at humor by the product engineers”, that’s “we underpay our product engineers and make them work overtime.”
These are the things that happen.
How is this Engrish? It’s just a joke the company put in their manual…
There’s the Engrish Panda right there. So it MUST be Engrish!
Oh good, I’m not the only old fart on here that remembers Happy Fun Ball!
GODDAMNIT.
You know, because highlighting it TOTALLY isn’t enough.
yaya Panda is back back back!
Do not feed the controller after midnight.
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL. >=(
whopa!! thats a emo controller if i eva saw one!!
“Do not use chemicals. ….. (for cleaning the guitar)” – oooh, I thought you meant drugs.
I want to know what exactly will happen if you taunt or talk down to the controller. XD
me to…….
you can’t get it wet either, so flirting is out too
Somehow I think this was the whole point of the ‘Blockhead’ brand.
darn controller!
I’ve heard of a guitar gently weeping, but this is ridiculous.
baZING
Super Happy Fun Ball!
German gamer kid proof!
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Do not feed the guitar controller after midnight.
If you taunt, they will no longer cream your raughnry or rick your balls.
Not so much an Engrish than an example of bored designers.
My Controller dumps water out of eyes
my controller has buck teeth
Hmm… Sounds like a instruction from Portal. Possibly applies to security cameras, turrets, and energy spheres?
I’ll taunt my controller if I want to taunt my controller, thank you very much. >:(
well, some things need explaining!