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Ascend the Great Wall


engrish, Great Wall, heart cerebral disease

Heart cerebral disease sufferer.
Ascend the Great Wall to please watch for.

Engrish Photo By: JJ

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» Glory! 24 Comment

  1. tinascratch says:

    Watch for a cure to your heart cerebral disease.

  2. Yarcofin says:

    Normally I can decipher these pretty quick, but this one has me baffled.

    I think it’s a “no smoking” sign? I don’t know if it’s telling you not to smoke because you’ll get heart disease, or if you shouldn’t smoke because people with heart disease are around you.

    • Archon says:

      I’m fairly certain it’s at some point of the Great Wall open to tourism, and the sign is asking people to watch for others who might be having medical problems as they try to climb it.

    • Kanchou says:

      It means “Cardiovascular disease sufferers, please take care when climbing the Great Wall”.
      ‘Cardiovascular’ becomes ‘heart-brain artery’ for some reason; it isn’t properly translated in the average dictionary, so they did it word for word.

  3. nightlyeclipse says:

    It looks like it is implying there’s a heart cerebral disease sufferer nearby, watch for him while ascending the Great Wall.
    He’s a sneaky bugger. :o

  4. Milly says:

    A Engrish pleasant example! Glory!

  5. Kit says:

    It’s like he stopped in the middle of the sentence there… “The Castle… aaarrrrggg.” kinda thing. I think it should say, “Heart cerebral disease sufferer. Ascend the Great Wall to please watch for ‘high sodium content’.”

  6. Obligated says:

    I was there! Ohh someone *please* post the cell phone/thunderstorm one….

  7. sean says:

    where was this taken?

  8. chi nky man says:

    in soviet russia great wall ascends you!
    and in china.

  9. Tracy says:

    Thank god for lolcats. At least I can understand every single thing those cats are talking about.

    Translating engrish sucks.

  10. Sarcastik says:

    It almost sounds a little like Yoda grammar.

  11. Loonix says:

    Glory!

  12. badcat says:

    This sounds like a Real Men of Genius commercial.

    “Mr. Heart cerebral disease sufferer.”

  13. Divided by zero says:

    It must be a b**ch to have a disease that attacks both your heart and your cerebrum.:(

  14. Psychedelic says:

    I didn’t know that there was a wildlife preserve for heart and cardiac disease sufferers on the Great Wall. Next time I’m there, I’ll have to watch for them; I’m sure they’re on my Life List (PUN, get it, get it, bird-watcher life-list comment, Life list, heat and cardiac disease — get it, get it???!)

    **SPOUSE WALKS UP STAIRS AND SLAPS PSYCHEDELIC TO MAKE RAMBLING STOP**

  15. 666 says:

    [h1] awesome [/h1]

  16. attorney says:

    the great wall is now at its greatest.


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