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		<title>By: attorney</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-96473</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[attorney]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what does this even mean?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what does this even mean?</p>
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		<title>By: nathan</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-89045</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bow chicka wow wow]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bow chicka wow wow</p>
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		<title>By: cuupie</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-20967</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cuupie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[is that a mouse? O.o]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is that a mouse? O.o</p>
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		<title>By: Psychedelic</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-11717</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Psychedelic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just about to go to bed, and now I get to dream about a rabbit-footed rice-grain-armed mouthless black vaguely-triangle-shaped thingy menacing a sea-green razor-toothed goggle-eyed triangle.  Thank you SO MUCH for this image!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just about to go to bed, and now I get to dream about a rabbit-footed rice-grain-armed mouthless black vaguely-triangle-shaped thingy menacing a sea-green razor-toothed goggle-eyed triangle.  Thank you SO MUCH for this image!</p>
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		<title>By: Psychedelic</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-11716</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Psychedelic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t open it.
What&#039;s inside was created by Stephen King as God.
We dunno what&#039;s inside it.
Collect &#039;em all.
But for God&#039;s sake, do NOT open it!
**WHAT IS IT, THE MODERN ASIAN VERSION OF PANDORA&#039;S BOX, COLLECT ALL SEVENTEEN???**]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t open it.<br />
What&#8217;s inside was created by Stephen King as God.<br />
We dunno what&#8217;s inside it.<br />
Collect &#8216;em all.<br />
But for God&#8217;s sake, do NOT open it!<br />
**WHAT IS IT, THE MODERN ASIAN VERSION OF PANDORA&#8217;S BOX, COLLECT ALL SEVENTEEN???**</p>
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		<title>By: Alwin</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-11451</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alwin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Japan there are a lot of places filled with machines like this (sorry, closest word I know for them in english is &quot;vending machine&quot; although its more like gambling, usually there are plastic toys, characters from anime etc in them)

http://www.shikake.nl/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kauwgomballens.jpg

I bet the above pic is for one of those places. Anyone here been to japan and remembers the name?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Japan there are a lot of places filled with machines like this (sorry, closest word I know for them in english is &#8220;vending machine&#8221; although its more like gambling, usually there are plastic toys, characters from anime etc in them)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.shikake.nl/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kauwgomballens.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.shikake.nl/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kauwgomballens.jpg</a></p>
<p>I bet the above pic is for one of those places. Anyone here been to japan and remembers the name?</p>
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		<title>By: morgan</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-10465</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[morgan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*opens it*                                                                                                           *police alarm*                                                                                                        *runs to home and checks the box*                                                                       yay! its an artful closetool!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*opens it*                                                                                                           *police alarm*                                                                                                        *runs to home and checks the box*                                                                       yay! its an artful closetool!</p>
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		<title>By: Jmantheman</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-9455</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jmantheman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[good news! i happen to have a glory hole.....have at it!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good news! i happen to have a glory hole&#8230;..have at it!!!</p>
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		<title>By: nightlyeclipse</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7778</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nightlyeclipse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ones I dream of are usually attached to someone.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ones I dream of are usually attached to someone.</p>
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		<title>By: tinascratch</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7681</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tinascratch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone doesn&#039;t?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone doesn&#8217;t?</p>
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		<title>By: kopaka</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7676</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kopaka]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i wonder how many they sold.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wonder how many they sold.</p>
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		<title>By: Skwearlly Bob</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7670</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Skwearlly Bob]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do It!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do It!</p>
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		<title>By: Mimi</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7653</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mimi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like a deformed penis.

you dream of penises? Very interesting.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like a deformed penis.</p>
<p>you dream of penises? Very interesting.</p>
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		<title>By: tinascratch</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7648</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tinascratch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the stuff of nightmares.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is the stuff of nightmares.</p>
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		<title>By: B3llit0</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7626</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[B3llit0]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Japanese text underneath “Please don&#039;t open it” means, of course, that you shouldn&#039;t open this thing (or these things, more likely). Japanese grammar doesn&#039;t require you to state the subject of the sentence when it&#039;s easy for the reader or listener to figure it out– this is one of those cases. The subject was left out of the sentence, and the translator stuck “it” in as the subject, which is required for an English sentence.

The bottom text is a little small, but I can see most of it. Who wants me to challenge my luck with it?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Japanese text underneath “Please don&#8217;t open it” means, of course, that you shouldn&#8217;t open this thing (or these things, more likely). Japanese grammar doesn&#8217;t require you to state the subject of the sentence when it&#8217;s easy for the reader or listener to figure it out– this is one of those cases. The subject was left out of the sentence, and the translator stuck “it” in as the subject, which is required for an English sentence.</p>
<p>The bottom text is a little small, but I can see most of it. Who wants me to challenge my luck with it?</p>
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		<title>By: nightlyeclipse</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7625</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nightlyeclipse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think that&#039;s the thing that used to live under my bed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that&#8217;s the thing that used to live under my bed.</p>
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		<title>By: tinascratch</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7603</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tinascratch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fear the rabbit-footed rice-grain-armed mouthless black vaguely-triangle-shaped thingy. It watches me.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fear the rabbit-footed rice-grain-armed mouthless black vaguely-triangle-shaped thingy. It watches me.</p>
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		<title>By: KPat</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7587</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[KPat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did anyone noticed the caption fail?  In the pick favorite is spelled &quot;favarite&quot; and in the caption it is spelled &quot;favirate&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did anyone noticed the caption fail?  In the pick favorite is spelled &#8220;favarite&#8221; and in the caption it is spelled &#8220;favirate&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: SeaBee</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7553</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SeaBee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hoped my luck and challenged it.
I bought sevarel boxes.
I opened them and then I knew what was inside it.
It was not my favarite items.
It was all cheap plastic crap.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hoped my luck and challenged it.<br />
I bought sevarel boxes.<br />
I opened them and then I knew what was inside it.<br />
It was not my favarite items.<br />
It was all cheap plastic crap.</p>
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		<title>By: Skyfire</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7546</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Skyfire]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;A boat&#039;s a boat, but the Mystery Box could be anything…it could even be a boat!”]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;A boat&#8217;s a boat, but the Mystery Box could be anything…it could even be a boat!”</p>
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		<title>By: Finity</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7527</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Finity]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope my luck every time I buy a Powerball Ticket]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope my luck every time I buy a Powerball Ticket</p>
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		<title>By: Akkhima</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7526</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Akkhima]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Probably for collectible figures, they come in little boxes.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Probably for collectible figures, they come in little boxes.</p>
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		<title>By: Kit</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7517</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is for those kind of booster card packs or something like it... but it makes it sound MUCH worse.  It&#039;s a &#039;myster box!&#039;  What&#039;s inside?  We don&#039;t know!  It could be the plague, it could be a dead bat!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know this is for those kind of booster card packs or something like it&#8230; but it makes it sound MUCH worse.  It&#8217;s a &#8216;myster box!&#8217;  What&#8217;s inside?  We don&#8217;t know!  It could be the plague, it could be a dead bat!</p>
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		<title>By: Mimi</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7514</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mimi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#039;ll challenge you for glory.
heh.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;ll challenge you for glory.<br />
heh.</p>
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		<title>By: Alice</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/21/engrish-marketing-scheme/comment-page-1/#comment-7513</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alice]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will challenge it for glory]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will challenge it for glory</p>
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