Comments on: Late Night On The Discovery Channel

By: attorney

attorney — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:10:42 +0000

awful translation.

By: flyingpumpkin

flyingpumpkin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:52:53 +0000

To the tune of “Farmer in the Dell”

The Shrimp f*cks the Cabbage!
The Shrimp f*cks the Cabbage!
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The Shrimp f*cks the Cabbage!

By: Raindancer

Raindancer — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:21:43 +0000

The shrimp f***s the cabbage or it gets the hose again.
>:)

By: rebecca

rebecca — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:29:46 +0000

REALLY?!!! Gosh I kind of want to see that…

By: Momoku

Momoku — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:16:27 +0000

Haha. After reading that, the only thing that comes to mind is opening my refridgerator to see a huge food orgy.

*Shudders*

By: Momoku

Momoku — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:12:30 +0000

Walter win.

By: Momoku

Momoku — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:09:55 +0000

Peanuts FTW!

By: a_lolkid

a_lolkid — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:42:41 +0000

Its a food **** food world out there

By: Kumquat

Kumquat — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:23:43 +0000

It’s “Dry shrimp and cabbage stir-fry.” The word for “stir-fry” also means “to toss” and the rest is history.

By: Sharp11kitteh

Sharp11kitteh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:02:19 +0000

Funniest comment ever!

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:00:08 +0000

Get out more. Please. For the sake of all the gods, get out more!

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:59:01 +0000

The shrimp tweaked the monitor while you weren’t looking. Lil’ guy gets around…

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:56:14 +0000

Yer a lil’ guy, I suppose???!

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:55:00 +0000

it’s flatulent, ‘swhy.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:52:20 +0000

S’OUCH!

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:50:43 +0000

ROTFLMAO

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:49:05 +0000

The shrimp dries the cabbage?
The shrimp does the cabbage? (same meaning as the original)
The shrimp kills the cabbage?

Ok, is this, maybe — dried shrimp (very popular in Asian dishes, honest) cooked with cabbage?

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:46:38 +0000

You, apparently, have never done my better half.

OH DID I JUST SAY THAT????! Sorry…

By: petmousse

petmousse — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:23:46 +0000

“That’s not cream sauce!”

By: petmousse

petmousse — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:20:41 +0000

Zucchini FTW!

By: Cookie

Cookie — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:26:28 +0000

You wouldn’t believe how many drinks the shrimp had to buy for the cabbage.

By: deadasdisco

deadasdisco — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:25:01 +0000

this might be the funniest thing ive ever seen.

By: case

case — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:57:15 +0000

the cheese stands alone?

By: 4lenangel

4lenangel — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:18:54 +0000

sry for the post of translation of chinese to english. I didn’t see the post above me.

By: 4lenangel

4lenangel — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:17:26 +0000

In chinese, dat means Shrimp + Stir-fried cabbage.

By: attackofthekillershrimp

attackofthekillershrimp — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:39:37 +0000

No, no. It’s: The shrimp KILLS the cabbage.

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:10:04 +0000

… Did anyone else have to tweak their monitor settings a little to be able to see the words clearly?

By: barboid

barboid — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:56:55 +0000

A friend of mine in Australia said that the word ‘stuffed’ was a slang for the F-word. So when someone says “Get Stuffed” you know what they’re really saying. Here in the US it just means over-full as in “I ate too much and now I’m stuffed”. Anyway, I think Shaid is right.

By: Leox

Leox — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:24:13 +0000

thanks man… now the f-word engrish is not funny anymore…

..lol just kidding thanks for the info dude… thats awesome…

By: gfish

gfish — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:51:34 +0000

Well… I was going to have some shrimp for dinner. Now I have to go see if it consummated with a cabbage while I wasn’t looking…

By: Ayuri

Ayuri — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:27:57 +0000

In this case it’s probably the word 炒 (which means stirfry and is also a homonym for the f* word) that’s the problem, not 干.

By: x-bert

x-bert — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:19:25 +0000

Stuffed cabbage?

By: BUGS

BUGS — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:00:15 +0000

That is the Whole Point!

By: Sparkinova

Sparkinova — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:54:24 +0000

Waffle Syrup on your what? Seems that would be a bit sticky and attract bugs…

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:12:03 +0000

flatulent?

That’s an adjective I’ve not heard used to describe sexual intercourse before…

By: x-bert

x-bert — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:59:14 +0000

Shrimpist!

By: K!K!

K!K! — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:46:35 +0000

Shrimp need jobs too, why can’t the shrimp dry the cabbage?! PREJUDICE!

By: Kit

Kit — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:41:38 +0000

It’s because he’s a pron prawn. They are depraved as well.

By: kris

kris — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:20:30 +0000

no, silly, the shrimp DOES the cabbage, same action, more politely said.

By: kris

kris — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:17:58 +0000

Better cabbage than pie, or a sheep. American Cabbage in theatres near you.

By: B3llit0

B3llit0 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:06:06 +0000

Here’s another instance of the Chinese 干 (gan1) being translated in the sense meaning “a slang word for f**k” rather than “dry”. I can’t read a whole lot of Chinese, but I know that f**k should be “dry” instead. Obviously, the shrimp doesn’t dry the cabbage… Shrimp with dry cabbage? Dry cabbage with shrimp?

By: Nuck Chorris

Nuck Chorris — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:36:36 +0000

dessert, sorry

By: sa+an

sa+an — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:15:45 +0000

…just. wow.

By: Flavia

Flavia — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:40:37 +0000

that shrimp must be pretty desperate

By: x-bert

x-bert — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:03:51 +0000

.wmv

By: x-bert

x-bert — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:03:01 +0000

Damn… was trying to mask the ’1st’ part of that

By: failer

failer — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:19:06 +0000

Aah, the shrimp DRIES the cabbage. That makes much more sense.

Thanks for clearing that up.

By: tinascratch

tinascratch — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:55:21 +0000

Hydrophobic serial killers.

By: tinascratch

tinascratch — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:52:43 +0000

Ooh, can you do the dance?!!

By: Finity

Finity — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:23:22 +0000

Uh Oh! I accidently the entire plate of 幹干幹乾

what i do?