Comments on: Do Not Disturb

By: nick

nick — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:43:20 +0000

is it a child c an i have the head

By: jessse

jessse — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:34:05 +0000

haha texas, land of people with guns, shares, and most likely rich, deranged parents who had something to do with oil…

By: An Angry Texan With A Shotgun In His Car

An Angry Texan With A Shotgun In His Car — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:38:11 +0000

…because we totally write in Chinese characters here. Fail.

By: An Angry Texan With A Shotgun In His Car

An Angry Texan With A Shotgun In His Car — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:35:55 +0000

…

By: Fnub

Fnub — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:56:35 +0000

Next to the welcome to Texas sign!

By: Brit

Brit — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:34:56 +0000

If that is Chinese, rumor has it that they do harvest organs via their portable lethal injection chambers / death vans. Scary stuff!

By: tinascratch

tinascratch — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:44:58 +0000

But see, if you said “You’re American, I bet you know or have known someone in prison” it wouldn’t be racist since actually the per capita incarceration percentages in our country are incredibly high compared to other nations. Generalizations based on actual data are not the same as generalizations based on racist stereotypes.

By: Rina

Rina — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:13:57 +0000

Actually it looks to me like those leads aren’t even connected to the sign they’re just laying there and the sign was put over them to try make known what was going one, also to try to convince you to not pick them up and walk off with them.
So yea, I’d say fail

By: lulz

lulz — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:37:47 +0000

Yay! I love seeing criminals get electrocuted!

By: Kaptyn

Kaptyn — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:32:45 +0000

I just cleaned that floor!

By: Shisno

Shisno — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:46:26 +0000

*masturbates*

By: Kaptyn

Kaptyn — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:28:00 +0000

They have to keep the population numbers down somehow.

By: confuuzed

confuuzed — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:27:20 +0000

Here’s one for ya….
“Your American, I wouldnt be surprised if you were retarded.”
Sound racist? I think so. That’s why I would never say it.
(I’ll just think it very loudly)

By: Kaptyn

Kaptyn — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:26:19 +0000

I won’t save you!
* Instinctively takes out a gun and surgical supplies to kill and harvest organs from
Pretentious White Girl and Skwearlly Bob
(Perhaps they’ll notice me now?)

By: confuuzed

confuuzed — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:25:01 +0000

lol

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:48:53 +0000

Judging by that very dodgy-looking wiring, the floor’s probably going to be electric at the first coffee spill.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:17:06 +0000

Hello there…

By: lulz

lulz — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:30:39 +0000

No electric floor?

By: JM

JM — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:22:43 +0000

Or candlelight, depending on what you fancy…

- JM.

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:04:07 +0000

It looks like a very odd piece of mistranslation; it really means “Construction in progress”. As far as I can tell the first bit, 施工 “construction”, wasn’t translated at all, while the second bit 進行, which can mean any of “advance, conduct, under way, in progress, do, carry out, carry on, execute” was translated twice in different ways. So it’s a Fail as well as an Engrish.

By: Putuk

Putuk — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:55:02 +0000

This is getting quite disturbing…

By: SUZY

SUZY — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:10:24 +0000

Gluurk?

*BAZZZZZZZAP!*

GLUURK!!!1!!

By: Vizzini

Vizzini — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:23:20 +0000

Inconceivable!

By: Inigo

Inigo — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:22:43 +0000

I don’t think that means what you think it means…

By: Wolfram

Wolfram — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:20:05 +0000

“Oh! Right. The Gillespie Killings.”

By: obligated

obligated — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:07:53 +0000

lol

“Chinese” therefore barbaric public executions
Sounds pretty racist to me… oh! & the dictionary agrees!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:18:02 +0000

Do yourself a favour and look up the word racist in the dictionary. It doesnt mean what you think it does. I was stereotyping based on facts.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:14:24 +0000

Slippery when electrified.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:13:25 +0000

Please step up to the line, sir…

By: fool

fool — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:35:50 +0000

It doesn’t look like it…

By: Ru-tan

Ru-tan — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:41:42 +0000

those ferinners are so efficient

By: Skwearlly Bob

Skwearlly Bob — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:07:08 +0000

I’ll save you!
* Instinctively takes a defensive stance to protect PWG from all bodily harm *
(Hmmmm…. perhaps she’ll notice me now?)

By: confuuzed

confuuzed — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:07:34 +0000

I could be wrong, since none of those kanji have any connection with death or killing, so I wouldn’t be surprised if you were being more than slightly racist with that comment

By: Ashley

Ashley — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:48:00 +0000

The sign is lit up at night… since they turn off the lights. Executions by torchlight!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:45:57 +0000

Its a Chinese sign, I wouldnt be surprised if it were real…

By: M Smith

M Smith — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:34:58 +0000

It could be real. Human Rights organizations report that China has the highest usage of the death penalty worldwide, even used for minor offenses such as smoking maruana. The death penalties are carried out live on TV.

By: Bud Tugly

Bud Tugly — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:28:43 +0000

Hurrah for capital punishment, we’ve had enough Capitol punishment!

By: flippy the dolfin

flippy the dolfin — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:27:48 +0000

aaaah!!! don’t charge the excuted polish people!!! is wrong is wrong!!!

By: electrikALIEN

electrikALIEN — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:21:23 +0000

“Slippery when wet.”

By: ubr

ubr — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:18:11 +0000

do you think they still charge the executed’s family for the floor polish?

By: La Verga de Dios

La Verga de Dios — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:10:02 +0000

Yep, chinese use electric floors because of having a large population. It’s cheaper than electric chair.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:42:51 +0000

They’re a lot more casual about capitol punishment in China. While we were using the electric chair, they were using the electric loveseat and then the electric sofa. Now, still unable to meet their capacity needs, they’ve moved on to the electric floor.

By: flanman

flanman — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:38:00 +0000

so they can easily interface with the electric chair

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:30:55 +0000

Does anyone else wonder why there are leads attached to the sign? That has to be the best part.

By: Sleepy

Sleepy — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:21:52 +0000

That would be so perfectly absurd…

“Just another Tuesday.”

By: ryszard

ryszard — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:18:40 +0000

Wow–that looks like an electric floor, too.

By: Kit

Kit — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:18:29 +0000

And I’m totally seeing a big huge man in a black hood putting this sign down, shouldering his axe, and entering a room to the side. And I’d be sitting there slack jawed.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:03:33 +0000

Is that funny or scary? *instinctively curls up into ball to protect vital organs from being harvested*