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Is that funny or scary? *instinctively curls up into ball to protect vital organs from being harvested*
I’ll save you!
* Instinctively takes a defensive stance to protect PWG from all bodily harm *
(Hmmmm…. perhaps she’ll notice me now?)
It doesn’t look like it…
Hello there…
I won’t save you!
* Instinctively takes out a gun and surgical supplies to kill and harvest organs from
Pretentious White Girl and Skwearlly Bob
(Perhaps they’ll notice me now?)
*masturbates*
I just cleaned that floor!
If that is Chinese, rumor has it that they do harvest organs via their portable lethal injection chambers / death vans. Scary stuff!
And I’m totally seeing a big huge man in a black hood putting this sign down, shouldering his axe, and entering a room to the side. And I’d be sitting there slack jawed.
That would be so perfectly absurd…
“Just another Tuesday.”
“Oh! Right. The Gillespie Killings.”
Wow–that looks like an electric floor, too.
They’re a lot more casual about capitol punishment in China. While we were using the electric chair, they were using the electric loveseat and then the electric sofa. Now, still unable to meet their capacity needs, they’ve moved on to the electric floor.
Please step up to the line, sir…
Gluurk?
*BAZZZZZZZAP!*
GLUURK!!!1!!
This is getting quite disturbing…
Does anyone else wonder why there are leads attached to the sign? That has to be the best part.
so they can easily interface with the electric chair
The sign is lit up at night… since they turn off the lights. Executions by torchlight!
Or candlelight, depending on what you fancy…
- JM.
Yep, chinese use electric floors because of having a large population. It’s cheaper than electric chair.
do you think they still charge the executed’s family for the floor polish?
“Slippery when wet.”
Slippery when electrified.
aaaah!!! don’t charge the excuted polish people!!! is wrong is wrong!!!
Hurrah for capital punishment, we’ve had enough Capitol punishment!
It could be real. Human Rights organizations report that China has the highest usage of the death penalty worldwide, even used for minor offenses such as smoking maruana. The death penalties are carried out live on TV.
They have to keep the population numbers down somehow.
Its a Chinese sign, I wouldnt be surprised if it were real…
I could be wrong, since none of those kanji have any connection with death or killing, so I wouldn’t be surprised if you were being more than slightly racist with that comment
Do yourself a favour and look up the word racist in the dictionary. It doesnt mean what you think it does. I was stereotyping based on facts.
lol
“Chinese” therefore barbaric public executions
Sounds pretty racist to me… oh! & the dictionary agrees!
I don’t think that means what you think it means…
Inconceivable!
lol
Here’s one for ya….
“Your American, I wouldnt be surprised if you were retarded.”
Sound racist? I think so. That’s why I would never say it.
(I’ll just think it very loudly)
But see, if you said “You’re American, I bet you know or have known someone in prison” it wouldn’t be racist since actually the per capita incarceration percentages in our country are incredibly high compared to other nations. Generalizations based on actual data are not the same as generalizations based on racist stereotypes.
It looks like a very odd piece of mistranslation; it really means “Construction in progress”. As far as I can tell the first bit, 施工 “construction”, wasn’t translated at all, while the second bit 進行, which can mean any of “advance, conduct, under way, in progress, do, carry out, carry on, execute” was translated twice in different ways. So it’s a Fail as well as an Engrish.
No electric floor?
Judging by that very dodgy-looking wiring, the floor’s probably going to be electric at the first coffee spill.
Yay!
I love seeing criminals get electrocuted!
those ferinners are so efficient
Actually it looks to me like those leads aren’t even connected to the sign they’re just laying there and the sign was put over them to try make known what was going one, also to try to convince you to not pick them up and walk off with them.
So yea, I’d say fail
Next to the welcome to Texas sign!
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…because we totally write in Chinese characters here. Fail.
haha texas, land of people with guns, shares, and most likely rich, deranged parents who had something to do with oil…
is it a child c an i have the head