Comments on: Surprise Massage http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: gary http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-96161 Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:52:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-96161 this is so disturbing on many levels.

]]> By: irishdancergirl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-51271 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:16:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-51271 I’m not signing up for that…

]]> By: Hello http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-30334 Mon, 04 May 2009 00:16:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-30334 This is a place like an undercover brothel, all the legal permits for a barber but they have “special services”.

]]> By: anarelle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-29916 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:20:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-29916 Despite how much I enjoy this website, in this case I don’t think they were trying to write any words in English at all. It’s just a name, and it’s not pronounced the same way in Spanish as it is in English.

]]> By: Aline http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-11971 Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:12:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-11971 Male Aesthetical Clinic. So, it’s a spa for metrosexuals. Now, the name makes sense.

]]> By: theBLONDE http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-11841 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:11:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-11841 stop dont touch me there
this is my no-no square
you got no business there
RAPE GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME

hahahhahaha thats a song my friend taught me

]]> By: Q http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6323 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:32:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6323 We are not making fun of rape here (at least I hope so…). We’re making fun of the ad or the people who made it.

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6262 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:04:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6262 Nunca dije nada sobre si estuviera chisotoso o no. Y nunca intente condescender hasta que me insultaste.

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6235 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:17:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6235 It’s fine when people explain stuff. But I could do without the condescending “Really.” as if we’re being immature. We’re not immature for finding this funny; we’re merely juvenile! Dammit, there’s a difference.

]]> By: Lolmaster http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6157 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:34:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6157 I’m just wondering if you would be this offended if someone wrote “haha, murder is funny” if there was a murder related engrish picture. Get a sense of humour. Next thing you know, you’re going to start crying every time someone tells a “X died and went to heaven” joke.

]]> By: Survivor http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6153 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:38:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6153 “Ha! Rape is funny!”
Grow up, guys. There’s nothing cute about a violent and humiliating act.
“1 in 6 women and 1 in 33 men will be a victim of sexual assault in their lifetime.” (RAINN)
There’s also nothing funny about the fact that the overwhelming majority of rapes are perpetrated by males and against females.
I caught the part where this is a Spanish word, I just hate that in 2008 there are still people (read: men) on the internet spouting crap like Raggy’s comment, or in fact the original post title.
I read this and hear “Not only do we not care about gender-based violence, we *approve*”.
Seriously offensive. Go find some actual funny Engrish to post, and if ya can’t? Just don’t submit. ;)

]]> By: Tom Trifik http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6151 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:22:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6151 YUP! Guadalajara Their Web Site has some really funky music!
http://esteticarape.com.mx/inicio.html ———– they offer manicure, pedicure, barber, facials, saunas, jacuzzi and some other weird unguessable stuff, (I took sign language in school instead of Spanish)

Ah! The Magic of Google!

]]> By: bekitty http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6146 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:14:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6146 Yes, it’s on the ad. So why is it censored in the caption?

I have sent in a complaint to the website hosts about the censorship. I encourage others to do the same.

]]> By: ryszard http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6144 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:26:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6144 You’re right, but they have been *approved by the blog*. Criticism should be directed upward.

]]> By: Miaou http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6134 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:06:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6134 “Rape” is Spanish for “monkfish”. You know, that fugly fish that looks like a deep sea monster. Really.

]]> By: Arturo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6129 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:39:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6129 Haha this is from where I live Guadalajara in México… I always thought it was a undercover establishment for having sex ;)

But apparently, is not.

]]> By: Subliterate http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6118 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:24:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6118 Heaven forfend anyone enlighten the thread.

]]> By: Brito http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6078 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:33:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6078 ma bad.

]]> By: Brito http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6076 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:32:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6076 AW yes indeed.

ops, sorry. i read “quem” and “contato” without second C.

]]> By: jonas http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6030 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:21:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6030 +1

]]> By: Obligated http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6026 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:45:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6026 Dude! The rape logo DOES look liek a kreepy face……..It seems to be enjoying… um.. presiding? over this establishment.

]]> By: flanman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6011 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:08:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6011 you seem to be forgetting that in this instance the word is on an ad for a massage and spa, but awareness is important.

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6010 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:42:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6010 Thanks.

Guess what?

It’s still funny.

]]> By: Justin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6001 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:58:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6001 Rebuttal win!

]]> By: Islay http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-6000 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:12:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-6000 Wtf is wrong with the submitters? Three posts today… none of which are Engrish. I think we need some guidlines for submissions. “Engrish” is supposed to be full of amusing mis-translations from another language into English. Get with it, people.

]]> By: 50 Cent http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5994 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:07:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5994 STOP CENSORING THE WORD RAPE.

]]> By: Kanchou http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5979 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:51:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5979 Someone’s not paying attention.

]]> By: Peliroja http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5969 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:00:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5969 rape es:
1ª persona singular (yo) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) imperativo

Subjunctive tense of the verb rapar –

rapar (conjugate⇒) verbo transitivo ‹cabeza [head]› to shave;
to crop

In Spanish. Really.

]]> By: Johnny http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5966 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:10:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5966 Deffo spanish, bro. “Quienes” is not portuguese at all.

]]> By: Brito http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5965 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:01:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5965 it’s not s’posed to sound rape cuz’ it’s portuguese.

]]> By: Brito http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5964 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:59:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5964 Portuguese, mate. Português…

]]> By: KelzyWolf http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5960 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:32:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5960 Only problem with that is this Engrish is Spanish.

]]> By: RikF http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5949 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:01:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5949 Why are we *ing rape? Is there some push to make it a word we shouldn’t say? Seems like an odd thing to do in a world where we want people to speak out and be aware, not act like ostriches

]]> By: Kit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5946 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:52:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5946 Geez, logo fail as well. The top of the R, and the R inverted look like ‘evil eyes’ staring you down. This is a creepy man spa.

]]> By: Raggy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5941 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:15:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5941 I only saw that that was a guy up there just now…

]]> By: Raggy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5940 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:13:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5940 It won’t be so nonconsensual in the end if you pull it off right. ;)

]]> By: jack mehoff http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5936 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:28:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5936 they’re puttin the something in something…

]]> By: jack mehoff http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5935 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:28:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5935 They better not try to massage my broccoli, if you know what I mean…

]]> By: Q http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5934 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:13:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5934 Rape, Estetica Masculina… is this a clever ad for a prison or something?

]]> By: Captain Weiner http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5933 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:07:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5933 oh for fcks sake people… rape is just another type of broccoli. get over it!
sheesh!
.
u guys r a bunch of rape tards.
lol

]]> By: Carlos http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5930 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:29:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5930 Very surpriso indeed.

]]> By: Thrawn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5928 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:12:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5928 you mean put the “sensual” in nonconsensual?

]]> By: Raggy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5926 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:00:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5926 Yeah, well, if you have to rape a complete stranger, the least you can do is make them enjoy it. Put the “sensual” in consensual!

]]> By: Neil http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/07/engrish-surprise-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-5925 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:23:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1708#comment-5925 some people are into that, i guess.

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