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Moron.
That’s a FAIL not Engrish :S
Agreed
Agreed
Indeed. There’s no butchering of the English language here, only an idiotic statement that this makes drunk driving safer.
This picture is altered, i have seen the product in stores and it does not say that. Not only is this not Engrish, its not even a Fail.
This product was shown on a UK TV talk show not long ago and it had the drunk driving text on it, maybe you saw a different package.
Hell, the fail picture has been out there long enough. The manufacturers have most likely fixed it by now and the one you saw with “drunk driving” omitted was one of the new ones.
That’s exactly what I was going to say.
seconded
I’ve always wanted the perfect accessory for drunk driving…
zzzzzzzzzzzz…BUZZZZZZZ…*hic*… (drives on)
Do they have a version that just shoots you if you do that?
its called the police
Bah-dum-*pish*
LOL!!
Comment win of the day!
This isn’t even Engrish, but that thing looks dangerous.
Like-you might not crash your car but you’ll be def at
the end of the trip.
It probably got classified as Engrish because of the big ol’ “MADE IN CHINA” stamp on the front. That doesn’t mean it wasn’t designed and invented by a dope elsewhere.
And the price being in dollars isn’t a tipoff either.
Maybe it plays that Sublime song… “Drunk Driving… that’s what I like to do! I like Drunk Driving with yoooooouuuuuuu!”
cheap & chic seems to be quite a store, guess where I’m going to buy christmas presents.
Hell yeah, Me Too!
And I won’t even have to get all dressed up like I do when I go to Wal-Mart!
Drunk driving? This thing was made for me!
Did none of you guys spotted that this thing looks like a flat penis with some balls below it XD. This makes a sort of fail doesn’t it ^^
Yes, looks like drunken flaccidity to me.
The only fail penis here is yours.
Penises are most decidely not fail.
You mean a FLACCID penis, not a FLAT penis. Last time I checked they were never FLAT.
It’s amazing what you can do with two house bricks.
. . . Or two rare-earth magnets from a stud finder. From an actual medical report that I transcribed once. Doctor was laughing so hard he could hardly dictate the report.
All puns are intentional.
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The days I wish I’d trained as a medical transcriptionist.
How come MY town doesn’t have a Cheap-N-Chic store? I want one
If yer town has a stop light, it’s too big!
Their demographic requires the total populace to be less than the number of livestock.
a bargain at $2. do you have any idea how expensive a dui is?
I’ve got one. I have not tried it yet. It doed seem a little beep happy.
Leading German politicians recommend this product, especially when visiting the Oktoberfest in Munich.
It’s New! It’s Different! LMAO
Just saw that! LOL!
Ya know, if he keeps trying to drive in the passenger seat he’ll be just fine.
“Gosh, I’ve been driving forever and I’m still in this parking lot!”
It’s only passenger side in US you tard.
This pic says only one thing to me and to be honest… I’m a little disturbed by it, “Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…”
Ack, no!! Drunk, HORNY drivers??!
Eeww, too many possibilities there…
Legality FAIL
these things are great! i only wish i had one before, poor kid.
They sell these here, they used to be kind of popular, but now they’re hard to find. they’re great for the parts, though, they’ve got mercury switches on the inside to sense when you tilt your head.
weird science.