Comments on: Dear Guest http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:57:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: gary http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-96127 Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:37:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-96127 this one’s ridiculous. who writes like this?

]]> By: irishdancergirl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-51270 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:10:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-51270 You never know, we just might die before breakfast…

]]> By: Raindancer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-47067 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:27:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-47067 Please advise us if you live before breakfast…. we find it unlikely. Mwa ha ha ha ha >:)

]]> By: Lun http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-9389 Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:48:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-9389 Whaddayamean, “ignominous”? I’m italian and I’m NOT ignominous, y’know! Tch tch.

]]> By: korinstuff http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-6690 Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:01:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-6690 Am I the only one who thinks that might say something other than ”events”?

]]> By: lolbukkit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-6471 Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:55:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-6471 But I just said…ooohhhh, I see what you did there.

]]> By: Thrawn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-6254 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:12:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-6254 I think you’ll have to call and advise them of this…preferably first thing in the morning

]]> By: no0tic http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-6178 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:40:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-6178 It’s a Vodafone Italy mobile phone,……. Sudtirol, Spain…..

]]> By: nightlyeclipse http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-6117 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:58:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-6117 Let’s hope your unforseen event leaves you with the ability to dial that many numbers or you most certainly won’t “live before the breakfast”.

]]> By: Jennifer V http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-6105 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:31:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-6105 I posted this picture and it was from a small boutique hotel in Venice, Italy.

]]> By: lolbukkit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-6005 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:33:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-6005 I don’t think I live until after about 10am, which technically would be after breakfast in a hotel. Am I safe?

]]> By: Kanchou http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5985 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:11:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5985 Not paying attention fail.

Why would a hotel in Spain put a Spanish international prefix on a number in Spain? Think about it.

]]> By: Ahriman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5968 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:51:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5968 Uhmmm in italy this number is in Sudtirol…maybe it can explain the awful english…they do not speak correctly even italian…secessionist scum, they want to become part of Osterreich, but not wanted :-p

(sorry for my engrish this time but i’m in hurry)

]]> By: Jaele http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5963 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:50:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5963 Unfortunately I have to confirm this is an Italian mobile phone number…

]]> By: Koji Tojo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5958 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:28:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5958 I think what they meant is “please let us know if you’re still alive before
breakfeast.”

]]> By: Gio http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5942 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:21:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5942 Then that is very strange, because that is definitely Italian writing. Mayhaps it was in many languages?

]]> By: jack mehoff http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5937 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:30:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5937 Itarian?

]]> By: random http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5932 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:05:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5932 Thats Spain. Not Italy. Spain’s international code is 34

]]> By: Alchemist http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5929 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:20:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5929 Well, it’s actually Spain: the number 34 is our international code. ;)

]]> By: blah http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5924 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:00:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5924 The alarm number is the same all over the EU (EU not Europe)

It’s 112

]]> By: Geppo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5918 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:16:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5918 That’s not an emergency number (in Italy, emergency numbers are three digits long and all start by 11), that’s a mobile phone.
And, seen the costs of calls between fixed and mobile phones and especially the hotel charges, I hope I’ll never end up in that hotel.

]]> By: Fiat Knox http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5916 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:08:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5916 Everywhere else, it’s 999, 911 or 112. Even 101.

Here, the emergency number is 3495243215.

Sorry. 03495243215. Mustn’t forget “0 (for take the line).”

]]> By: Felipe Ramos http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5915 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:08:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5915 Oh italy…

]]> By: Raggy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5908 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:58:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5908 The management would like to extend its sincere apologies for this “unforeseen event.” We insist on transferring youse to an exclusive suite with an ocean view to die for.
Enjoy sleeping with the fishes.

]]> By: Guest#1337 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5899 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:23:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5899 That actually makes a lot of sense. If I don’t live before breakfast I will be sure NOT to advice them!

]]> By: FrigginRandom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5890 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:33:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5890 So if I live until breakfast I can become my own horror flick?

]]> By: jhvjhvjh http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5888 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:29:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5888 pwnage fo sho.

]]> By: ittybittykittycatherine http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5887 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:23:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5887 In Soviet Russia, breakfast eats you…

]]> By: MRNot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5873 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:55:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5873 Resort marketing WIN!

]]> By: CheezBurgerX http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5872 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:45:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5872 So I call them if I… drop a pair of scissors?

]]> By: Karen http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5868 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:12:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5868 What happens at 6 a.m. STAYS at 6 a.m!!! ;-)

]]> By: Kit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5867 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:04:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5867 Waiter! I seem to be still alive… you did not put enough arsenic in the bacon or melamine in my milk.

]]> By: Thrawn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5866 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:51:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5866 what defines an unforseen event that involves calling the number? do I call them everytime something happens that I can’t predict?

]]> By: D.R. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5865 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:50:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5865 Now, if you live *after* breakfast, that’s another story.

]]> By: Elcamo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5864 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:50:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5864 Don’t you guys get it? If you don’t live before the breakfast you BECOME the breakfast…

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5857 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:15:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5857 I don’t live before breakfast.

What happens at 6 A.M., anyway? Does the world exist? Is there air??

]]> By: Ahriman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/06/engrish-dear-guest/comment-page-1/#comment-5856 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:11:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1990#comment-5856 Italy…nice place filled with ignominous people…this is not the worst translation i’ve seen so far… XD XD

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