Because I do not have a tissue always ready in this restroom, please buy used one
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I’m first and I brought tissue. Let the party begin.
But how did you use it?
“Dude! Pass that tissue here when you’re done. I need to wipe my mouth.”
Well, first we must reach into the bowl and retrieve it and rinse off the residue, wring it out, put it in the sun to dry, flatten it and roll it back onto the tube and then mark it as Recycled & Eco-Friendly! And TA DA! then we can resale it for twice the original price!
B-but I dont wanna use a used one….it’s already been had!!!
Yeah…I like my tissues to be unused when I buy them…
I feel that your comment marginalizes used tissues. I am offended on their behalf.
I feel offended that you are offended.
Not surprisingly, the Korean part at the bottom isn’t exactly a perfect translation either. It says, “At this toilet, we do not provide textile, so you buy what you use.” Someone scribbled an X over the ‘you buy’ part and corrected it to ‘you must buy’… that does make the sentence a bit more clear. It is kind of strange that ’tissue(tissyu)’ that’s in the original Japanese text was translated to ‘textile(jikmul)’ in Korean.
So it’s a double-translation fail. Awesome.
so it’s accurate aside from the part about buying Used tissue?
another civilized thing to do
I think I’m going to take a risk and buy some new ones, thanks
Is this what they meant by green shift, recycle?
Reduce, Reuse…
Ah, beat me to that one, chica.
And here I was just flushing them. Economic opportunity fail.
Well, the Japanese part says, basically, “In this toilet there is no tissue, so people who want to use the toilet, please buy paper to use.” They just seem to have mixed up the “use” part.
Aw … that takes all the fun out of it! (I hate to think how we do in providing translations of signs for our Japanese tourists – they are probably too polite to tell us!)
I’m still planning to buy a used one.
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Darn – hoping for a different icon if I alter my name. Poop.
You must Alter your Email Address to alter your Icon/Avatar.
Alter your Email Address, You Must, to alter your Icon/Avatar.
Or someone must try to impersonate you, and the icon is a giveaway.
Wish they’d do that on PK.
SAVE THE RAINFOREST.. don’t bother buying used tissue, wipe your a$$ with something on the endangered species list. I prefer baby seals tho, It’s a bad halibut i know, i dont do it on porpise but when im perched on the throne i like somethin fluffeh. mmm baby seals *masturbates*
After you with that newspaper, I have chips to wrap!
The engrish actually makes more sense than the korean underneath it
Can I has used textile?
bring your own, silly…