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		<title>By: attorneys</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-96121</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[attorneys]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[get in close, it&#039;s only right...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>get in close, it&#8217;s only right&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Yuri</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5704</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yuri]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s called bonding]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s called bonding</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5693</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JJ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOUR ATTN PLZ PEOPLE!  I want the civilized urinaeters on the right .. All the uncivilized urinaeters please kindly step back and to your left and take care not to urinate on the shoes of the person next to you. Thank you, your cooperation is appreciated.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YOUR ATTN PLZ PEOPLE!  I want the civilized urinaeters on the right .. All the uncivilized urinaeters please kindly step back and to your left and take care not to urinate on the shoes of the person next to you. Thank you, your cooperation is appreciated.</p>
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		<title>By: Izzy Pop</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5681</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Izzy Pop]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God damn savages stop peeing on my floor!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God damn savages stop peeing on my floor!</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Trifik</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5668</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Trifik]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, if you hadn&#039;t been a pervert and tried to french her.....and just stuck to taking pictures with you cell phone]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, if you hadn&#8217;t been a pervert and tried to french her&#8230;..and just stuck to taking pictures with you cell phone</p>
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		<title>By: Corporal Punishment</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5666</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Corporal Punishment]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY! No Fair!

*coughs &amp; gasps for air*

You were faking!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HEY! No Fair!</p>
<p>*coughs &amp; gasps for air*</p>
<p>You were faking!</p>
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		<title>By: bob</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5658</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bob]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well thank goodness for that]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well thank goodness for that</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5656</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charles Barkley unavailable for comment, for once in his life.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charles Barkley unavailable for comment, for once in his life.</p>
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		<title>By: Pretentious White Girl</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5652</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pretentious White Girl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*strangles*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*strangles*</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Trifik</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5642</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Trifik]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*takes advantage, (but in a civilized non-pretentious way)*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*takes advantage, (but in a civilized non-pretentious way)*</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Trifik</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5641</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Trifik]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Piss Poor Imitation reference win.

*Wee Wee Wee all the way home*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Piss Poor Imitation reference win.</p>
<p>*Wee Wee Wee all the way home*</p>
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		<title>By: Kanchou</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5637</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kanchou]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is he wearing mini-DVD players on his shoes?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is he wearing mini-DVD players on his shoes?</p>
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		<title>By: Kanchou</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5635</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kanchou]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha! Love it. That one&#039;s going in my list of classic English ambiguities.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha! Love it. That one&#8217;s going in my list of classic English ambiguities.</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Trifik</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5633</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Trifik]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a Pretentious White Girl, you&#039;ve got pretty good aim!
*wipes shoes off*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a Pretentious White Girl, you&#8217;ve got pretty good aim!<br />
*wipes shoes off*</p>
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		<title>By: Kanchou</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5632</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kanchou]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, it doesn&#039;t.
贴近 press close, snuggle, intimate
自然 nature, natural
靠近 near, approach
方便 convenient
Google Languages translated it as &quot;Close to nature, close to the convenience.&quot;
But AbacusMaximus has the gist of what it really means.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, it doesn&#8217;t.<br />
贴近 press close, snuggle, intimate<br />
自然 nature, natural<br />
靠近 near, approach<br />
方便 convenient<br />
Google Languages translated it as &#8220;Close to nature, close to the convenience.&#8221;<br />
But AbacusMaximus has the gist of what it really means.</p>
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		<title>By: Pretentious White Girl</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5630</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pretentious White Girl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*passes out*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*passes out*</p>
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		<title>By: Pretentious White Girl</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5629</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pretentious White Girl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[heyy, lishen ther ol&#039; pal, *hic* y-ya kno wat... I f*kin&#039; love you, man. *wees on your shoes*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heyy, lishen ther ol&#8217; pal, *hic* y-ya kno wat&#8230; I f*kin&#8217; love you, man. *wees on your shoes*</p>
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		<title>By: I'm not drunk... I'm skottish, not really</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5627</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I'm not drunk... I'm skottish, not really]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[h-hey... c&#039;mere buddy, I *hic* I&#039;m a tad cold]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>h-hey&#8230; c&#8217;mere buddy, I *hic* I&#8217;m a tad cold</p>
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		<title>By: Pretentious White Girl</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5621</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pretentious White Girl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We aim to please.  You aim too, plz.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We aim to please.  You aim too, plz.</p>
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		<title>By: Pretentious White Girl</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5620</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pretentious White Girl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...you can enjoy the fresh air.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;you can enjoy the fresh air.</p>
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		<title>By: meee</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5619</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[meee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well I&#039;ve been doing it wrong...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well I&#8217;ve been doing it wrong&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: tinascratch</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5617</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tinascratch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it like peeing on the third rail?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it like peeing on the third rail?</p>
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		<title>By: Dan2025</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5614</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan2025]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wait, it literally translates to that? That&#039;s almost more funny then the official translation.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait, it literally translates to that? That&#8217;s almost more funny then the official translation.</p>
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		<title>By: AbacusMaximus</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5611</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[AbacusMaximus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[translation: floor + pee = death]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>translation: floor + pee = death</p>
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		<title>By: elfinugget</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5610</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[elfinugget]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And once you&#039;ve finished your cuddly civilized urination...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And once you&#8217;ve finished your cuddly civilized urination&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: grollings</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5609</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[grollings]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You first win are!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You first win are!</p>
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		<title>By: fpage77</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5605</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fpage77]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What they want you to cuddle and whiz?!?!?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What they want you to cuddle and whiz?!?!?</p>
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		<title>By: Marja</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/10/04/engrish-its-civilized/comment-page-1/#comment-5604</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marja]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Closest.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Closest.</p>
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