It’s civilized to get close to urinate
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Closest.
You first win are!
What they want you to cuddle and whiz?!?!?
And once you’ve finished your cuddly civilized urination…
…you can enjoy the fresh air.
translation: floor + pee = death
Wait, it literally translates to that? That’s almost more funny then the official translation.
Is it like peeing on the third rail?
No, it doesn’t.
贴近 press close, snuggle, intimate
自然 nature, natural
靠近 near, approach
方便 convenient
Google Languages translated it as “Close to nature, close to the convenience.”
But AbacusMaximus has the gist of what it really means.
well I’ve been doing it wrong…
We aim to please. You aim too, plz.
Ha! Love it. That one’s going in my list of classic English ambiguities.
h-hey… c’mere buddy, I *hic* I’m a tad cold
heyy, lishen ther ol’ pal, *hic* y-ya kno wat… I f*kin’ love you, man. *wees on your shoes*
*passes out*
*takes advantage, (but in a civilized non-pretentious way)*
*strangles*
HEY! No Fair!
*coughs & gasps for air*
You were faking!
Well, if you hadn’t been a pervert and tried to french her…..and just stuck to taking pictures with you cell phone
For a Pretentious White Girl, you’ve got pretty good aim!
*wipes shoes off*
Why is he wearing mini-DVD players on his shoes?
Piss Poor Imitation reference win.
*Wee Wee Wee all the way home*
Charles Barkley unavailable for comment, for once in his life.
well thank goodness for that
God damn savages stop peeing on my floor!
YOUR ATTN PLZ PEOPLE! I want the civilized urinaeters on the right .. All the uncivilized urinaeters please kindly step back and to your left and take care not to urinate on the shoes of the person next to you. Thank you, your cooperation is appreciated.
That’s called bonding
get in close, it’s only right…