Comments on: Proof That You Don’t Need Words For Engrish

By: taniaM

taniaM — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 23:55:28 +0000

lmao who would look at that and say, “um, yup thats definitely a shoe”?

By: gary

gary — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:39:32 +0000

does this even work?

By: nathan

nathan — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:12:18 +0000

let’s put a smile on that face!

By: nathan

nathan — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:10:48 +0000

um, hola?

By: gustavsonk

gustavsonk — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:37:49 +0000

hahahahahhaa

By: soraku101

soraku101 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:39:52 +0000

ARE YOU FUXING SERIOUS!!!!

By: milly

milly — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:21:57 +0000

lets all fart in our hats

By: Me

Me — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:11:57 +0000

lol, the underwear gnomes!!! my parents love south park, so do i

By: Construct 8

Construct 8 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:13:04 +0000

At least I don’t have to get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

By: Gio

Gio — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:13:22 +0000

When you’re out of important points, you can always argue semantics. That makes you sound smart.

By: Jelly

Jelly — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:22:22 +0000

Si! ¡El sombrero pasa la cabeza!

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:59:45 +0000

The Spanish version of the hokey pokey is even more different from the English one than I thought.

By: Mach10X

Mach10X — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:40:05 +0000

RE:”WHO CARES! If you do not like it you can just go burn
in a very scary, dark place!”

How can you burn in a very dark place? Wouldn’t the act of burning cause the dark place to become illuminated?

By: morgan

morgan — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:39:17 +0000

duh

By: Kye

Kye — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:27:41 +0000

.. and that’s the way you do it..

By: that one guy

that one guy — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:45:24 +0000

who wants fishsticks?

By: DiRoman

DiRoman — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:29:33 +0000

This does have a military application to it. I remember when I entered the military and in boot camp they taught you how to wear the uniform correctly especially the hat. And the training instructors who wore the smokey the bear hats would always tell us to get our heads out of our asses. 2nd pic is military member in proper uniform with head up ass.

By: Z

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:28:38 +0000

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=215

Hats for Dalmascans?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:53:03 +0000

That is absolutely meant to be funny. Would you read a Demotivator as a fail? Heck, no.

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:11:44 +0000

“no asshats”

By: katy

katy — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:10:39 +0000

Okay, so not technically engrish – but I am very happy to have seen this. (Okay, that sounds weird, like a bad translation; I should say “Funny. Good.”)

By: Philip J Fry

Philip J Fry — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:58:31 +0000

Ooh… it’s Günther…without his Thinking Hat

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:51:06 +0000

Why so serious?

By: AbacusMaximus

AbacusMaximus — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:33:23 +0000

I do believe so!

By: nv1962

nv1962 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:54:26 +0000

First!

Well almost.

Still, what’s really funny is that apparently even the Spanish readers here haven’t noticed the zpulling mesticks.

It says literally: “How To Use Your Nine Hat” (nueve or “nine” instead of nuevo for “new”). Also, “instrucciones” has no accent.

Neener.

(If you don’t succeed at First! Insist! Some! More! First!)

By: B3llit0

B3llit0 — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:00:17 +0000

Ni yo, mañana voy a mostrarlo a mi hermana.

By: katillac

katillac — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:58:14 +0000

Is that Spanish for noob?

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:50:22 +0000

that is, YOUR eyesight fail.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:49:28 +0000

eyesight fail.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:48:59 +0000

LOL @ U & NUEVO/NUEVE MISTAKES

By: stablercake

stablercake — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:17:59 +0000

LOL @ U & NUEVE/NUEVO MISTAKES

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:27:47 +0000

You could change your Avatar, but the costs are prohibitive and the instructions are written in Engrish.

By: hodudududuh

hodudududuh — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:06:12 +0000

Ah, I see. Clearly I was sorely mistaken. My apologies.

By: Jenni

Jenni — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:50:58 +0000

thank you!

By: AbacusMaximus

AbacusMaximus — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:21:31 +0000

agreed, but when you get a basher in here you gotta bash back…
may the JOKE be with you!

By: Emilio

Emilio — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:48:06 +0000

hatsinthebelfry dot com

By: Ryan Waxx

Ryan Waxx — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:52:21 +0000

Nah, that’s Spanish. Spanish technically doesn’t consist of words, as anyone listening to a speaker of the language could tell you.

By: Ryan Waxx

Ryan Waxx — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:48:57 +0000

Why, it might almost be enough energy to get someone to post things that are relevant to the site’s theme?

Naah. That energy level doesn’t exist.

By: Ryan Waxx

Ryan Waxx — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:44:39 +0000

Sometimes, jokes are best when not elaborated on.

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:46:28 +0000

And still not Engrish.

By: Grrr Power

Grrr Power — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:48:02 +0000

Just think of all the productive things that could be accomplished with all the energy people spend here on whining….

By: Spazzmin

Spazzmin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:33:07 +0000

lol

By: Spazzmin

Spazzmin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:32:04 +0000

Yeah Futurama! Nice memory, I didn’t recall that scene, even after staring at that pic with the hat on the ass… I fail.

But still, is this engrish? I think not. It is spanish with funny diagrams.

By: Barakku

Barakku — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:16:53 +0000

You rang?

By: Oripapa

Oripapa — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:16:57 +0000

Wonder what that could mean…

By: Wolfram

Wolfram — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:33:44 +0000

yup. It’s Nueve.

By: AaronLee

AaronLee — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:07:24 +0000

Man has made not truer asshat that this. Remove the line through that picture, I say! :monocle:

By: Dan2025

Dan2025 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:06:17 +0000

What determines our avatars anyway? Mine looks retarded…

By: Dan2025

Dan2025 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:05:35 +0000

Jenny said it best.
“designed to be funny. still funny.”

By: AbacusMaximus

AbacusMaximus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:35:22 +0000

i was reinforcing emilio’s post. I was simply elaborating on JOKE, which apparently you were not smart enough to figure out. you are just too busy wit hyour finger up your nose to stop and think and figure out that 2+2=fish!
…
YOU, sir, are a completely mentally deficient moron!