Comments on: Welcome to the Straight Talk Express!

By: Shadowfox

Shadowfox — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 18:11:34 +0000

Sounds like the lyrics to a Beatles song!!! At least some of their later work!

By: gary

gary — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:41:52 +0000

tell it like it is!

By: Here4tehlulz

Here4tehlulz — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:39:46 +0000

To kill a mockingbird is about that kinda stuff >.>

By: roflcopter

roflcopter — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:44:08 +0000

don’t forget the brown and yellow mushrooms.. and the albino mushroom.

By: Mr_Ectomy

Mr_Ectomy — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:43:08 +0000

It boils the beef, or else it gets the hose agin!

By: Maks

Maks — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:47:43 +0000

Black mushrooms should be put in jail, actually.

By: Tomaulmiriadgan

Tomaulmiriadgan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:32:14 +0000

mushrooms AND rape!? Sounds like prom all over again…..

By: Tomaulmiriadgan

Tomaulmiriadgan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:31:21 +0000

that or CIA agents traded the chicken cubes with C4 as a sabotage attack.

By: Tomaulmiriadgan

Tomaulmiriadgan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:30:33 +0000

I have that movie!

By: Tomaulmiriadgan

Tomaulmiriadgan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:29:50 +0000

And the director’s daughter didn’t hang herself ’cause she couldn’t be Dorothy. Riiiiiiight >_>

By: Komute

Komute — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:27:41 +0000

translation too literal HAHA~

By: Jmantheman

Jmantheman — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:35:43 +0000

some of those sound like old kung-fu moves. prepare to be defeating by my water boils the beef!

By: Jeanne

Jeanne — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:43:04 +0000

XD Okay, it gets me that everyone keeps poking at the mushroom rape. Rape is an actual vegetable, that’s what it’s really called. Their only mistake there is they need an AND in the middle of mushroom and rape.

By: Thetrace360

Thetrace360 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:47:32 +0000

and a perfect score across the board!

By: Dog

Dog — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:10:42 +0000

Uhh, why is “rape” spellt “r*pe” on the caption?

Is it suddenly a curseword?

What is going on???

By: Sorcha

Sorcha — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:10:39 +0000

That’s racist propaganda – you’re just as likely to be raped by a white mushroom as a black one.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:18:00 +0000

And the cow jumps over the moon.

By: joederbes

joederbes — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:26:40 +0000

I want some of that “The temple explodes the chicken cube”!!!!!

By: karaksgh0st

karaksgh0st — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:08:42 +0000

Maybe people in a temple made the chicken cubes with dynamite, then it would make sense…

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:42:47 +0000

Rapini?

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:40:50 +0000

That beef got burned, though. And by a soil bean. Ouch.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:51:09 +0000

In Soviet Russia mushroom rape YOU!

By: tinascratch

tinascratch — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:40:06 +0000

I was picturing a straight-to-video animated Disney flick, “Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Exploding Chicken Cube”.

By: boo

boo — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:34:18 +0000

You know that’s an urban legend, right?

By: Durendal

Durendal — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:58:04 +0000

Oh, yeah… CIA and KGB agents saying: “This is Black Mushrooms Rape, The temple explodes the chicken cube, Slip away the chicken slice, over”

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:16:02 +0000

The temple explodes the chicken cube!…

All right, sounds like a kung fu movie!

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:51:29 +0000

Nope. Rapeseed oil = olio di colza.

Rapeseed grows about 1 meter tall and has bright yellow flowers in May/June before the seeds develop. The plants are pretty much dead by the time the seeds are harvested in August/September. It’s easy to identify it growing in fields because of the “Van Gogh coloured” flowers.

In Europe the seeds were originally used for animal food. It’s now used as a vegetable oil in the processed food industry and for making biodiesel.

“rabe” … are you thinking of Italian “cavole rape” (English kohlrabi) which is a sort of cabbage with a swollen stem – looks a bit like a turnip?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:47:35 +0000

Actually, these are all perfectly good *literal* translations. I bet someone just used a dictionary and checked up each character separately.
Yay for Engrish!

By: snowrose

snowrose — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:36:52 +0000

mmmmm..mushroom rape…

By: Prime rib minister

Prime rib minister — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:30:08 +0000

who took my menu?

By: senseisama

senseisama — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:30:25 +0000

Gomennasai! Sorry! Fixed.

By: chimpsmirk

chimpsmirk — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:28:08 +0000

it puts the soil beans on its beef or it gets the hose

By: The L

The L — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:44:50 +0000

Frankly, I want to see the temple explode some chicken cubes!

By: AbacusMaximus

AbacusMaximus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:06:06 +0000

and a triple post for style

By: AbacusMaximus

AbacusMaximus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:05:41 +0000

hmmm pardon my spelling as well… typing at an odd angle!

By: AbacusMaximus

AbacusMaximus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:04:56 +0000

i think the temple explodes into chicken cubes…. still sounds like it’s gpnna be some sort of spicy chicken but im hungry so yeah it looks good…. explodiong temple chicken lol

pardon my grammar
im a leniency nazi!

By: father Peter

father Peter — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:39:23 +0000

Is “Rape” the same as the italian green vegetable “Rabe” pronounced RAH bee?

The chicken is Kung Pao chicken, which does not mean “with peanuts” but the chicken cubes served in the government office/hostel/palace. the bao should be “precious”, not the Chinese isophone for “explode”.

By: That One Guy

That One Guy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:18:26 +0000

I’m sure we’ve all heard of the original Coca-cola transliteration fail. They used the characters “Ko-ka-ko-la”, which translated into many different nonsensical things, the more famous of them being “bite the wax tadpole”

By: tinascratch

tinascratch — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:17:07 +0000

Mmmmm, soil beans and burned beef.
Droooooooool.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:15:24 +0000

Im surprised they didnt engrish Coca-cola…

By: Ruby

Ruby — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:13:07 +0000

Why it gotta be BLACK mushrooms? LOL

By: Richard

Richard — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:47:49 +0000

Oh, come on… Rape, while it has an unfortunate name, is at least a real vegetable (think bok choy). The rest of the menu is plenty funny enough…

By: Kam

Kam — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:46:33 +0000

Rape is “yao choy,” which we commonly translate as “tender greens” here in the States–but the formal name of the plant is, actually Rape. It’s the same plant that yields rapeseed, actually, so the “Rape” portion of the “Black Mushrooms Rape,” while an unfortunate transliteration, isn’t exactly a fail.

Just saying.

Still, I do want to see that Temple explode the chicken cubes. I’d pay good money for that.

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:28:14 +0000

You forgot to caption “Styn fived pine seeds withcorn” and “The sugar vinegar in ridge”

By: BSun

BSun — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:07:10 +0000

What I like to know,what is slip away the chicken…is it with chicke or aren`t it with chicken.Maybee they really slipped away the chicken…

By: Bud Tugly

Bud Tugly — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:17:14 +0000

thats wacist!

By: Yuri

Yuri — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:06:51 +0000

ahan so the water boils the beef! I always thought it cleaned it

By: catgirl

catgirl — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:06:19 +0000

This is why I don’t like mushrooms. Anyway, can someone translated what all the things are supposed to say? I’m guessing that the third one is beef soup, but I can’t figure out the others.

By: Traveler

Traveler — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:53:59 +0000

if you read them all together, it’s like…. well, not a poem… but a new kind of haiku.

A Fail-ku?

By: CarolDiane

CarolDiane — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:46:14 +0000

Does anyone else think these sound like Cold War signs & countersigns?