Comments on: Fire Alarm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:19:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: gary http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-96140 Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:41:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-96140 what would they do in case of a fire?

]]> By: nomnomnom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-39950 Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:01:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-39950 anyone else noticed the writing is in the shape of a smiley?

]]> By: Anarnomoose http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-31848 Wed, 13 May 2009 16:40:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-31848 I prefer the “fire push+” iterator, although, it probably isn’t as efficient.

]]> By: mubarik cabdi malaw http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-7275 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:57:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-7275 i need to know the price of fire alarm . so please send me that price

]]> By: Winston http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5587 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:32:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5587 It’s rather simple Newspeak. If small flame, push. If fire, pluspush. If you’re burning like an overcooked steak in a bbq and everything’s coming down on ya, doublepluspush!

]]> By: leila http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5448 Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:48:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5448 Big Brother is watching you…

]]> By: Donnie Mac http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5330 Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:35:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5330 Ah, but what if the fire is plush?

]]> By: D.R. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5302 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:19:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5302 Fire push

Not fire don’t push

…Same button?!
:o

]]> By: blatant boy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5277 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:35:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5277 and his assistant… BLATANT BOY!!!

]]> By: P-Jam http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5230 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:41:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5230 I better not show my local politician as they are all health and safety nuts in the UK and he may think this is the way to go!

]]> By: Yuri http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5221 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:09:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5221 another message brought to you by captain obvious

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5189 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:18:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5189 Does this mean that I can actually turn a fire on and off by pushing this button? “For fire plus, push button. For not fire, do not push button. To speak to an ignition initiation customer care consultant, press the hash key. Your call is important to us…”

]]> By: lolbukkit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5180 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:15:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5180 Phew. Good thing that sign told me not to push the button if there isn’t a fire. I NEVER would have figured that out.

CRISIS AVERTED, PEOPLE.

]]> By: Tom Trifik http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5164 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:18:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5164 Ii is a 2 stage alarm device perhaps?

#1: Lift the red “Fire Alarm” lever.
#2: Push the black “Fire Pluspush” button.

[but if it's not really a fire after all don't push, OK?]

]]> By: Mr. L http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5163 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:15:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5163 Gee, I feel safe now…..

]]> By: Nixorbo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5150 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:06:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5150 I am so starting a band called “Fire pluspush.”

]]> By: Korin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5149 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:04:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5149 “Not fire don’t push” That’s pretty much self-explanatory!

]]> By: Seth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5144 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:11:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5144 Double-plus funny!

]]> By: Captain Weiner http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/30/engrish-fire-alarm/comment-page-1/#comment-5143 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:07:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1805#comment-5143 Wow. Two for me today.
w00t!

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