Fire plushpush
Not Fire don’t push
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Wow. Two for me today.
w00t!
Double-plus funny!
Big Brother is watching you…
“Not fire don’t push” That’s pretty much self-explanatory!
I am so starting a band called “Fire pluspush.”
Gee, I feel safe now…..
Ii is a 2 stage alarm device perhaps?
#1: Lift the red “Fire Alarm” lever.
#2: Push the black “Fire Pluspush” button.
[but if it's not really a fire after all don't push, OK?]
Phew. Good thing that sign told me not to push the button if there isn’t a fire. I NEVER would have figured that out.
CRISIS AVERTED, PEOPLE.
Does this mean that I can actually turn a fire on and off by pushing this button? “For fire plus, push button. For not fire, do not push button. To speak to an ignition initiation customer care consultant, press the hash key. Your call is important to us…”
another message brought to you by captain obvious
and his assistant… BLATANT BOY!!!
I better not show my local politician as they are all health and safety nuts in the UK and he may think this is the way to go!
Fire push
Not fire don’t push
…Same button?!
Ah, but what if the fire is plush?
It’s rather simple Newspeak. If small flame, push. If fire, pluspush. If you’re burning like an overcooked steak in a bbq and everything’s coming down on ya, doublepluspush!
i need to know the price of fire alarm . so please send me that price
I prefer the “fire push+” iterator, although, it probably isn’t as efficient.
anyone else noticed the writing is in the shape of a smiley?
what would they do in case of a fire?