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Fire C**k

Fire C**k

Engrish Photo By: plastic_spatula

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» Glory! 33 Comment

  1. lolwut says:

    best way to put out fires

    • Matthew B says:

      Speaking as a firefighter.. with all the homoerotic humor in the firehouse I support this renaming of fire appliance. Progressive Win

  2. sandro says:

    this game is called “the fireman”

  3. Sexy Death says:

    I’d hit it

  4. Matt says:

    *insert innuendo about smoked sausage here*

  5. cosmostator says:

    I had that once. Penicillin cleared it right up.

  6. Wolfram says:

    Makes me think Toy Cack (click my name)

  7. Akanishi says:

    Awww…Lindsay Lohan’s fire crotch now has a friend.

  8. Yuri says:

    that’s a long….

  9. Holy says:

    somebody’s a little testy.

  10. SandCastor says:

    LOL!

  11. SandCastor says:

    Funny, about “blowing a gasket” and all, Mr Testy….

    How Many of Us can spot both the irony in Matthew B’s post, as well as the pun?

  12. Achi says:

    You forgot male and female connectors. Which really only gets a chuckle from the wife now.

    • pew pew says:

      my BF and the Best Buy guys say male/female connectors very professionally and I’m standing in the back snickering cause to me its hilarious. I understand why they’re called that, but being a girl with a dirty mind, I can’t help but giggle

      • Thrawn says:

        and the technical term for putting the two together is called mating. My Ex said it’s cause us technical types have very dirty minds

  13. Dani says:

    Photoshopppppppppped!

  14. J3K says:

    Curtains? It is the freakin hose!

  15. Northy says:

    Seriously… they need to stop using bablefish to translate this stuff to english! lol

  16. A Wallflower says:

    STDs FTL.

  17. Milan says:

    That’s actually Wankel rotary engine named after it’s inventor. But the name Thomas Crapper, improver of toilet, is much more appropriate.

  18. morgan says:

    piss
    the best way to put out fire

  19. Psychedelic says:

    Oh, now we see who took that 500kG of semen!!

  20. [J] says:

    Hey! How did they know my nick at chat-rooms? ;)

  21. evaedeni says:

    Great balls of fire!

  22. anon says:

    C–k is synonymous with faucet in English, which is why it became slang for p–is. There’s really nothing dirty about this, their translation is correct.


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