Snakes In A Bar
SNAKES FOR BEER DRINKERS
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Sure… first… lame maybe… why not?
Boring!
in lithuania it is pretty much common. especially in places with menus translated to russian as well
In Soviet Russia, snake drink you!
So what’s the actual intent??
Mistranslation of “snacks”.
The Russian text translates to “Snacks to go with beer.” Hey, they didn’t mangle the Russian translation, at least.
English is language wery difficult. Please, would prefer you flies with that?
I prefer flied lice instead.
sure, rysiu, i’m sure you speak great russian, too
Hey, never thought I’d see Lithuanian on this site, although it’s not that surprising once you think about it. I’m sure also in Latvia there’s similar menu’s
Snakes for beer drinkers, actually it might be a good way of reducing the drunken people (either scaring away or just killing, because “no people, no problem” as one leader once used to say)
“Sir? That is your fifth beer for the evening. Are you finished?”
“NO! I aM nOt!”
“Very well sir… then have this rattle snake on the compliments of the house. And now please stfu, sir.”
Real beer names…
Åbro Rattle Snake
Snake Charmer IPA
Snake Chaser
Snake Chaser Irish Stout
Snake Drive Stout
Snake Eye Canyon Red Ale
Snake Light
Snake Oil
Snake Pit Porter
Snake Spice
Snake Dog IPA
So I guess it isn’t that implausible.
Snake Oil is nawt my favorite from DuClaw, but their non-Snake derivatives are very good. I might be inclined to drink some of the other snakes listed if I knew where they might be acquired.. Nowhere I’ve seen around here, unfortunately.
The Snake Dog IPA is a very good bitter ale. Where are you? Flying Dog Brewery is in Denver, I think. Check with a LARGE liquor outlet in your area.
That sounds like some kind of Chinese Whisper version of a proper Snakebite. Half a paint of Cider (the proper alcoholic stuff), and half a pint of lager.
The girls and I used to replace the normal cider constituent with Scrumpy Cider. This led to some very messy evenings, most of which I can’t remember…
That’s what I meant. Apparently it’s know for its effect on memory. I wonder if you can do a distilled version, half whisky, half calvados? Might try it tonight
Oh, hey, look, they’ve got snakes on the bar! I’m hopeless with snakes, once I start I just can’t stop until the whole bowl is empty.
i’ll show you a snake…
Ah, a pygmy rattler!
hardly
Hmmm… Even hard it’s rather small and wrinkly, perhaps extensive surgery will help you look less like a girl with balls.
you would know!
oh, your mother must have told you.
Your gynecologist told us.
your mom’s my gynechologist???
thank her for me.
Thank you for a great laugh!
Anyone else notice the “beer paste”…?
That’s what you dip your free snakes into.
Only once though – double dipping your snakes into a shared bowl of paste, well, eugh, that’d be disgusting.
According to the Russian text, it appears to be beer dough, so I guess “paste” isn’t the worst possible translation.
It’s supposed to be beer batter.
Gosh! I live right down the street and around the corner from there!
I occasionally even stop by on my way home from work at the Ministry of Sanitation for beer and snakes, but I’ve never thought to post the menu here.
Darn! I missed out on a claim to fame.
I’ll have a Snake and Beer without the Snake, please.
*vomits* some people actually eat snakes.
nice picture of your selv your loking good.hhahhhhaha
I’d like a beer without so much snake in it.
snakes! why did it have to be snakes!
Hehe, Lithuanian….
btw, it should say Snacks for beer drinkers…
I’m glad I’m not the only one who got excited to see Lithuanian.
I wouldn’t know Lithuanian if I saw it. Easily excited, though…
Are you now? *nudge nudge*
Maaaaaaaaaaaybe ;D
Snakes, beer, and an easily excited Kate. Sounds good.
Battered Snakes FTW.
Meh… mistranslations and misspellings happen quite often in Lithuania… The problem is, that most of the people don’t know English language well…
Yeah, and that’s one of the reasons I hate my country.
that’s cruelty to animals.