Comments on: Please Do Not Rush Into The Train As It Is Dangerous

By: 30797

30797 — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:54:27 +0000

Tokyo-metoro manner posters – always something new and hilarious every month…

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:23:53 +0000

notice the gaijin in the doorway!

By: Bran

Bran — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:58:28 +0000

How did this not get moderated, but the name of a tiny fruit does?

By: timy

timy — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:24:02 +0000

there is a man behind him is that supposed to mean he’s taking advantage of his friend here

By: timy

timy — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:22:48 +0000

do it on the bench?

By: Thomas

Thomas — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:22:40 +0000

At the beach!

By: mockingpenguin

mockingpenguin — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 06:46:34 +0000

hes all chargin ouy because the fat dude is really Michael Jackson! :O

By: mockingpenguin

mockingpenguin — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 06:45:01 +0000

lol sounds awsome!

By: gxy

gxy — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 11:12:19 +0000

i’d do it in his bed…

By: sdfasdfiou

sdfasdfiou — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 21:44:36 +0000

actually, the sign in japanese above literally says “Let’s do it at the beach”

By: ...

... — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:47:24 +0000

…. lets find something else to quarrel about k. thxbai

By: Mr.Walkerz

Mr.Walkerz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:31:35 +0000

its because he is escaping the buttsecks from the angry war vet behind him.

By: Mr.Walkerz

Mr.Walkerz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:30:04 +0000

aaaaahhh! hence the bubbles!

By: Mr.Walkerz

Mr.Walkerz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:29:16 +0000

You feel his pain?

By: Mr.Walkerz

Mr.Walkerz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:27:29 +0000

both at the same time!

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:05:21 +0000

How is Sea and Beach the same thing?! One thing is made of sand and stuff, the other water.

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:03:09 +0000

Actually it says “Let’s do it in/at sea”

By: Seolyk

Seolyk — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:47:08 +0000

um… it says ‘do it at the beach’ in japanese above it… I think its referring to surfing lol its a joke

By: F4lseG0d

F4lseG0d — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:30:26 +0000

is it just me or is that hitler diving out of the subway car?

By: EnaBean

EnaBean — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:36:16 +0000

I like EngrishFunny, and je suis fluent in franglais. Je crois que people are more inclined to find language blunders amusing when they comprendre how it happened. At least that’s how I am.

By: ...

... — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:56:12 +0000

whatever. same thing. the english said beach, so i got a lil confused

By: jamar

jamar — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:56:25 +0000

FAIL. 海 Actually means “ocean”/”sea” in Chinese.

By: Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy

Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:37:55 +0000

I’m still painting a moustache on
Machiavelli’s penis. You want a go,
Foxymoron? Dr. Handle? Want a nice
handlebar moustache on your Handle?
Hmm? Is that how you play it, now?
——————————————
I will make you look like the Red Baron.

By: catgirl

catgirl — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:58:08 +0000

I see it now. The “it” refers to diving.

By: Foxymoron

Foxymoron — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:21:49 +0000

You just HAD to explain it didn’t you? It’s much funnier when I don’t understand it. :

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:33:44 +0000

… but only of you’re a noun – all you disgusting lesser being adjectives can just bugger right off…

By: Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy

Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:46:15 +0000

MACHIAVELLI, I WILL PAINT
A MOUSTACHE ON YOUR PENIS!

By: Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy

Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:44:39 +0000

Anyone notice he’s being double-ganked
by the doors AND by the yellow guy?

By: Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy

Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:44:02 +0000

Don’t worry, sign.
We’ll do it at the beach.

By: Nipcones

Nipcones — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:28:25 +0000

NO SWIMMING ON THE UNDERWATER TRAIN.

By: cosmostator

cosmostator — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:43:20 +0000

…in BED!

By: Crowd Surfer

Crowd Surfer — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:38:06 +0000

I didn’t know you could swim on a train…

By: ...

... — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:56:31 +0000

im chinese, and i know that the first character means “beach” in chinese…

By: someone

someone — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:13:07 +0000

This sign and it’s text is funny itself (in any language). Sometimes I get the feeling that quite a few people use “EngrishFunny” as a compensation for their own lack of being able to speak a foreign language…

By: Machiavelli

Machiavelli — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:12:24 +0000

Even if the translation is accurate, the image itself is open to interpretation, especially concerning the activities of the guy with glasses.

By: Moon

Moon — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:42:22 +0000

Because calling the website “Signs from Abroad that would Strike Speakers of American English as Amusing” would be too long.

By: Kanzak

Kanzak — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:41:26 +0000

Signs are created because they’re a necessity.

By: Sidka

Sidka — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:31:58 +0000

There’s a “do it at the mountain” one now with a guy with large luggage. I’m going to be doing it anyway on Sunday. My visa and lease run out and I have to return to America.

By: Min

Min — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:29:30 +0000

While this is funny, I fail to see the “Engrish”. It’s a decent translation and the humor is quite intentional.

By: Mr Tenth

Mr Tenth — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:29:18 +0000

Just as jink says diving is best saved for the beach, dont dive onto the train

By: Mr Tenth

Mr Tenth — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:28:38 +0000

he is about to get somised by marilyn manson

By: Mike D

Mike D — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:18:31 +0000

The Japanese part does mean “please do it at the beach”

By: Sugar Lips

Sugar Lips — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:13:01 +0000

He’s diving into the train just as the doors are closing. They constantly have announcements telling you not to do this on the Tokyo metro, since it is wicked fun.

By: Jink

Jink — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:11:31 +0000

the meaning is “if you wanna rush, jump and dive, do it at the beach, not in the train”

By: Jink

Jink — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:10:33 +0000

Yeah, It’s a bit less direct in english, but the meaning is the same.

You have the same with “do it at home” with girls doing make-up in the train, and I think there is also a “do it in your bed” with a guy sleeping in the train.

By: catgirl

catgirl — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:06:53 +0000

So what does it actually say? Usually I can figure out what they’re trying to say, but not this time. What does this have to do with the beach at all? Translation, please.

By: Mr Tenth

Mr Tenth — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:28:56 +0000

I wanna get raped at the beach?
Poor guy, looks very scared.

By: Sesoron

Sesoron — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:16:46 +0000

I think the translation makes it a little too polite… but otherwise, it’s totally correct.

By: Ancurio

Ancurio — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:03:49 +0000

I do not see any Engrish, although the idea is weird

By: Kanzak

Kanzak — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:27:53 +0000

Mmm… swimming AND buttseks!