Comments on: We’d Hate For You To Buy Anything

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:23:33 +0000

retail is so fickle these days.

By: MrBlack

MrBlack — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:21:55 +0000

What is love?

By: richmond

richmond — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:32:24 +0000

that’s so in malaysia at the checkpoint after you cross the boarder from Singapore

By: opustraum

opustraum — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:41:08 +0000

by Slippy…

By: Happy Panda

Happy Panda — Mon, 25 May 2009 20:56:02 +0000

I know who I want to take me home!

Take me home…

By: Maks

Maks — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:06:44 +0000

Yeah, they know that people will do anything to spite someone.

By: Smartass

Smartass — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:39:28 +0000

WIN.

By: fake

fake — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:08:54 +0000

Either that or it’s….gee, I don’t know, a SUBWAY!

By: fake

fake — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:07:56 +0000

Why did you call hamjudo a bone head?? LOL i can speak Japanese!

By: fake

fake — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:06:25 +0000

Smart thinking

By: wow!

wow! — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:45:10 +0000

o thank god i didn’t even want to go shopping!

By: HappyGestapo

HappyGestapo — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:05:21 +0000

They might steal you….

By: Komute

Komute — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:33:37 +0000

very welcoming

By: RainbowColouredLlama

RainbowColouredLlama — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:09:59 +0000

Maybe they just don’t like English-speaking people…

By: kiki

kiki — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:55:56 +0000

lol

By: Gio

Gio — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:10:23 +0000

Congrats! Was it in or anywhere near a toilet, litter box, trashcan, small child, or neighbor’s lawn?

By: BOB

BOB — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:43:46 +0000

I did poopie.

By: JJ

JJ — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:09:12 +0000

OK! Dont be so pushy! I PROMISE I wont stay under the sign.. Honest

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:22:00 +0000

Call the police if you are stolen.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:48:27 +0000

lol

By: Scot Z

Scot Z — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:20:48 +0000

Closing time, you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here…

By: Flavia

Flavia — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:59:21 +0000

I agree with the reverse psychology. No wonder is it pretty busy there.

By: Loitery winner

Loitery winner — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:11:20 +0000

I think I’m gonna linger, you never know… I’m a millionaire

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:41:58 +0000

If you are, dial once. Oops I mean ONE!

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:39:46 +0000

*sings* Stay with me, Stay with me, ’cause tonight you’re gonna stay with me!

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:44:23 +0000

*sings* Should I stay, or should I go…?

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:39:22 +0000

Well, we don’t want inconsiderate individuals hanging around, standing still, wearing holes in the fabric of the space time continuum, do we?

By: Achi

Achi — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:19:18 +0000

Move arong.

By: Sammeh

Sammeh — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:41:34 +0000

if i don’t leave,what will they do?

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:49:51 +0000

Look, up in the window’s topbar! See where it says “Engrish Funny”? This isn’t Failblog. The meaning may be technically the same but it’s still a bad translation, still funny, and still Engrish. ボーンヘッド.

By: Yuri

Yuri — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:33:34 +0000

can I stay over there perhaps…

By: Hamjudo

Hamjudo — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:33:20 +0000

That is a subway station, not a shopping mall. We’d normally write “no loitering”, but it means the same thing.

FAIL at failing.

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:29:07 +0000

If you stay here, you may be stolen.

By: bunny

bunny — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:03:20 +0000

me too, where can i go now?

By: Roy

Roy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:14:15 +0000

Can’t anyone see this is reverse psychology?

By: meee

meee — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:03:47 +0000

awww i really wanted to stay there