Comments on: If You Are Stolen

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:23:19 +0000

that’s why people carry cell phones.

By: opustraum

opustraum — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:40:23 +0000

Slippy is at large, that’s why. lol

By: Glen

Glen — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:17:01 +0000

Excuse Mr Kidnapper? Can I borrow your phone to call the police?

By: Jenrai

Jenrai — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:09:45 +0000

This is the kinda thing you’d see on a Monty Python sketch.
*Random cop in station answers phone*
“Hello, Police? I’d like to report a theft in progress.”
“Ok sir. And what’s being stolen exactly?”
“Um, me.”
“Did you say -you- are being stolen, sir?”
“Yes. Me. I’m being stolen. I’d like to report the theft of… me.”
“You mean kidnapped?”
“No, no… definately stolen.”
*Cop puts phone down as the desk sergeant walks in.*
“Who was that?”
“Just another nutjob, sarge.”
“One born every minute, eh?”
*Camera cuts to a John Cleese walking down the street with Eric Idle tucked under his jacket*
“Well?” Asks John.
“They didn’t believe me.”
“Told ya so.”

By: morgan

morgan — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:32:05 +0000

but what if theres no phone?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:20:49 +0000

Well, I will!

By: Darth-Tobi

Darth-Tobi — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:17:38 +0000

I SWEAR TOO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:55:19 +0000

I haven’t drink anything to have today, I shwear!

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:44:15 +0000

N F S S

By: katillac

katillac — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:33:21 +0000

The “at once” is correct, meaning immediately, not a telephone number.

By: Axetype

Axetype — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:51:17 +0000

Oh, don’t you start!

By: Axetype

Axetype — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:50:44 +0000

It’s ok. I have insurance for that.

By: Axetype

Axetype — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:47:25 +0000

Um, WTF? What are you talking about? Engrish pictures (or Chindeutsch)? Seen somewhere other than this very recently established blog? Get out of town. My whole life has been turned upside down by this, the greatest revelation since “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

By: ethical junkie

ethical junkie — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:03:56 +0000

What seems to be the officer, problem?

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:33:41 +0000

I get it!
Ha Ha Ha!
They screwed up!
They give the Police Phone Number as “once” rather than “one”!

[At least it's an easy number to remember]

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:30:34 +0000

Are you upset or happy to have that over with finally?

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:43:24 +0000

Help, help! I’ve been stolen, and so has my virginity!!!

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:41:25 +0000

… but every time I go to the police to try to tell them I was stolen by aliens, they roll their eyes and tell me to go home and take my pills… I wish they’d make up their minds.

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:32:46 +0000

I hate it when I get stolen. BUT! Now I know to call the police!

By: bunny

bunny — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:04:47 +0000

Just a handful ociffer!!

By: Sarcastik

Sarcastik — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:37:21 +0000

Much like saying “if you’re dead, get yourself to a funeral home.”

By: Wesker

Wesker — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:42:08 +0000

What’s the guarantee you’ll be returned?

By: thisismyusername

thisismyusername — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:55:37 +0000

Good to know, man. I’m always getting picked up by shoplifters and such.

By: Mr Tenth

Mr Tenth — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:22:33 +0000

Its sage advice

By: Moon

Moon — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:14:15 +0000

Is this where I NEED the “Careful Police”?

By: Nuck Chorris

Nuck Chorris — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:10:54 +0000

Seen a lot of those pictures in a German book called “Würste der Hölle” (sausages of hell)

By: Newpost

Newpost — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:08:37 +0000

Oh wow, first time poster, and first position