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Crabs sauteed with bean paste sauce
Black pepper cowboy bone
plain abalone buttons up the duck
jadeite fries the perch
Tube-shaped container glutinous rice chicken
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Sounds delicious… mmm tubes.
it’s not a truck. It’s tubes of glutenous rice.
So… it’s a sushi roll filled with chicken (hopefully cooked), then? And “Cowboy bone” probably means beef rib, and “Jadeite Fries the Perch” might be Fried Perch With Spinach.
But I refuse to think of “Plain Abalone Buttons Up The Duck” as anything but doing rude things to that damn AFLAC duck in the commercials.
I prefer cowboy bones. Guys from Texas have got so crunchy skeletons…
Oh! Does this mean we don’t have to put up w/ the friggin’ panda anymore???
I think the entire menu is so full of engrish, the panda would have a siezure pointing it all out.
I like the panda, and i miss it.
i thought the black pepper cowboy bone would taste better…
mmm….cowboy bone….is it any wonder why i cant quit u?
Is it because it’s full of nicotine?
It’s full of something.
Yeah tartar’s sauce
Condiment WIN!
I want blackpepper cowboy bone up the duck!!
why does the duck get it up the but? the panda wants some I’m sure.
Hmm, what about those delicious-sounding abalone buttons up the duck??
But do I have get it plain?
I want a cowboy bone, pl0z.
Wait a minute… isn’t that a song by Paula Cole?
Dunno, but sounds tasty!
so what’s inside the tube shaped container made of glutinous rice chicken?
So sorry, is tube-shaped container OF glutinous rice chicken.
Damn, it all looks bad! Except for the cowboy bone. I could use one of those.
me too! i’ll take two cowboy bones, one with pepper, one without???
And maybe one with red pepper. Variety is the spice of life.
<.< Perhaps I can have the second one as dessert and cover it in chocolate sauce? =D
none of that looks edible
My favorite is “buttons up the duck”. Whats a peppered cowboy bone? *SNORT*
Black pepper cowboy bone…
Plain abalone buttons up the duck?
Jadeite fries the perch…??
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Someone doesn’t know their Engrish!
So, the abalone is doing something unseemly to the duck, the jadeite is frying the perch (that’s a euphemism for something uncivilised if ever I heard one), and as for what Pepper is going to do to that cowboy – is this the menu, or the program for the floor show? I TOLD you I wanted to go eat Italian! Now I think I need a Bex, and a good lie down…
I doesn’t afraid of these food conundrums and neither should you.
Frightenend – I has it.
BAM!!!
You can use the bed posted before that comes with the handcuff to lie down on… rofl
Look at that bacon sizzle!
Anyone notice there’s only ONE halfway decent food item on that menu?
Crabs sauteed with bean paste sauce.
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Which still doesn’t make any sense.
why wouldn’t that make sense?
Given the trend on this menu, I bet those “crabs” came from down there. Eating out FTW!
X-P eeuuuuuuuurrrrrrrgh you just had to go there.
So what exactly is fries the perch a euphamism for?
Do you really even *want* to know? I think I’m happier not knowing, lol!
Yes, I think in this case, ignorance probably is bliss.
wtf?
Crabs with bean paste? This sounds like a hippie cure for an STD
They got the first thing you can see right, then they went downhill from there. Maybe the more the guy was drinking, the worse the menu got.
how they translate it into “tube-shape container” …
It means BAMBOO actually… (Bamboo chicken rice)
think about it, bamboo is round like a tube and hollow like a container, so somewhere, they got tube shape container from it.
Google Translate Win!
Wow, That tube shaped container with gluttons rice chicken sounds amazing, or how about some cowboy bone!!!!
mmm…abalone, delicious little molluscs they are…
A Chinese-Canadian friend once explained to me that “cow boy,” which we encountered on a menu, meant “veal.”
glutinous rice chicken, what’s that?